Chen Feiyu was speechless.

"I've seen a lot of guys like you. Lu Yao said slowly: "The eyes are blank, the eye sockets are deep, the steps are vain, and the spirit is not high, what kind of performance should you know very well in your heart, right?"

"I don't understand what you're talking about!"

"Hehe!" Lu Yao sneered: "Just now I imitated a woman's voice and called you with an unfamiliar mobile phone number, you don't even know who I am, why don't you just say 'you made a mistake'?"

"I ......"

"You didn't hear who was on the other end of the phone, which means that there was more than one woman who had an affair with you, so you weren't sure which woman was calling you, and if you said the wrong name, it would be a mess. ”

Xu Pan: "Hey, even if he knows, he can't say it, right? He must hide the truth in front of my old sister." ”

“…… Well, that's right. Lu Yao smiled embarrassedly, "But then I said, 'Is it okay to come to my house tonight', you didn't even refute it, and you just agreed, it's enough to explain the problem, right?"

Chen Feiyu's face turned pale.

He had already shown his feet and could no longer hide it.

Lu Yao pressed forward step by step.

"It's easy to confuse their names because you're fooling around with different women all the time, so I'm guessing you rarely call them by their names, and always use 'baby' or 'darling' instead, right?

Chen Feiyu involuntarily took two steps back.

"Let me guess, how do you usually get around these women?

'Little baby, you are the most beautiful;

Go to bed early and drink hot water;

It's too late, go to your house,

Eat melons if you don't do anything;

Out of power, in a meeting,

I'm tired after a busy day;

I didn't lie to you, don't get me wrong,

That girl is my sister;

What are you doing, really not,

We're just drinking some wine;

Drink too much, pull hands,

We are all good friends;

Don't make a fuss, I'm sorry,

It's all up to you anyway;

You're good, I'm not worthy,

Forget about me, next. ’

Isn't that so?"

As a result of these words, Chen Feiyu's face turned red and white.

Xu Pan and Xu Xian were also dumbfounded.

"If I were you, I would definitely have no face to continue to stay here now, and I would not have the face to continue pestering Miss Xu. ”

Lu Yao said to Chen Feiyu in a flat tone.

Chen Feiyu gritted his teeth, hatefully dropped the bouquet of roses in his hand, turned his head and left.

"Wait, take this flower away, it's also garbage left here, and you have to clean it up!, isn't it, Miss Xu?"

"Well, that's right, Chen Dashao, please dispose of this garbage!"

Chen Feiyu paused, and finally turned around and took the flower away.

"Remember to classify!" Lu Yao waved his hand at him, "Also, be careful when throwing the trash can, don't throw yourself in!"

"Poof!"

Xu Xian covered her mouth and snickered.

Chen Feiyu's figure was stunned again.

After a while, he turned his head and glared at Lu Yao: "What kind of good thing do you think you are?"

With that, he walked away without looking back.

"Forehead ......"

Lu Yao froze in place.

Chen Feiyu is also right, but what he said is also not right.

Before he crossed over, the original owner of this body, Tong Yao, and Chen Feiyu could be said to be the same dog.

But that's Tong Yao, not him Lu Yao!

Tragic!

The predecessors planted trees, and the descendants enjoyed the shade.

He is digging a pit by his predecessors, and his descendants are taking the blame!

"Hey, Liszt, there are two hits!" Xu Pan said, "I feel that since the car accident, you have become very good at your mouth! ”

"Where, where!" Lu Yao was very modest: "It's that kid who is stupid." ”

Xu Xian focused on another point.

"Little baby, you are the most beautiful, go to bed early, drink hot water, it's too late, go to your house......

You're skilled!"

She squinted at Lu Yao: "Is it your experience?"

Lu Yao suddenly shook his head frantically, as if he was shaking a rattle: "No, no, absolutely not!

"Then why are you so skilled?" Xu Xian was aggressive: "Don't tell me that this passage is not your original, it was obtained from your friend!"

"You're so smart!" Lu Yao gave her a thumbs up: "This smooth talk is really not my original, I heard it from an up master who made videos!"

"What's the name of the up master? I'll search the Internet!"

“…… Forgot!"

"Forgot?

Xu Pan interrupted the two at the right time and got rid of the embarrassment for Lu Yao: "Hey, I said old sister, you are too gossipy, right?

Xu Xianqiao's face blushed slightly, "I'm not gossiping, I just hate flowery men!"

Xu Pan shrugged helplessly: "That's no way." Lu Yao, it seems that in this life we can only be brothers, not relatives-because you are destined to be a big radish disliked by my old sister!

"Get out of the way, you're a big carrot, fuck your sister!" Lu Yao replied unhappily.

Then he felt something was wrong for a split second.

The atmosphere suddenly became terrifying.

Xu Xian's face was as red as a monkey's ass, and her eyes seemed to be burning with flames, glaring at him angrily.

If the eyes could kill, he would have died hundreds of times.

Xu Pan also raised his crutches.

"Lu Yao, I don't seem to hear what you just said. He gritted his teeth and gurgled, "You say it again?!"

Lu Yao was dripping with cold sweat.

"What's the matter? I said, 'You're a big carrot, the master of drafting'!

Seeing that he changed his words more familiarly, Xu Pan put down the crutches in his hand.

"Your special taste is so unique. He said, "My uncle has been dead for more than ten years. ”

Lu Yao: "......"

"You men are so vulgar!" Xu Xian spat in annoyance, "Ignore you!"

"Gollum!"

A strange sound came from Lu Yao's body.

His expression became weird: "Oh no, I have a bad stomach, I really have to go to the toilet now! I'll pull it first, you eat slowly!"

Xu Pan, who was picking up a few enoki mushrooms and stuffing them into his mouth, suddenly dropped his chopsticks in disgust: "Grass, aren't you disgusting?"

"Ding Dong!"

Lu Yao had just entered the bathroom when the doorbell rang again.

Xu Xian opened the door suspiciously.

What catches her eye is a beautiful woman who is on par with her.

"Hello, may I ask if this is Xu Pan's house, right? You must be Miss Xu Xian!" the beautiful woman politely stretched out her hand, "My name is Xue Jingshu, and I am glad to meet you." ”

Xu Xian shook her hand in surprise, "Who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for Lu Yao. ”

Xu Xian looked her up and down, turned her head to the bathroom and shouted, "Lu Yao, come out!

"Ah, Miss Xu, please don't get me wrong, I'm just his sister. ”

"Sister?"

Xu Xian looked her up and down again.

She remembered Lu Yao's words in his mouth:

"I didn't lie to you, don't get me wrong, that girl is my sister!"