"Actually, let's say don't look at the audience, but I guess I don't understand what's going on. ”

"Then you explain it. ”

"Shall I explain it?"

"Yes, you need to introduce it so that the audience knows why they are happy. ”

"Okay, then I'll talk about it, everyone knows that we have a lot of cross talk actors in Deyun, but there is also a special character, he doesn't talk much about cross talk, he loves to go to the bar to save the girl who has lost his footing, this ......"

"Okay, don't say it, I'm not afraid that he will rush to the stage and beat you for a while. ”

"What are you going to do in a while, let's just let him come up now, okay? ”

In the end, Tao Yang obviously picked the emotions of the audience, some of the audience almost guessed it, and many people still didn't guess it, but no matter whether there was a score or not, they all followed the coaxing, and the two small ones were even more direct, and they dragged Yi Yang up when they got off the stage, Yi Yang gave Lin Yu several looks, but the people didn't see it, and they were still applauding there, their arms couldn't twist their thighs, and Yi Yang could only follow the stage.

"I'm sorry everyone, there is no me today, these two forced me up, so I won't add your money, don't forget to open your face when you take pictures, yes. ”

Yi Yang was on stage, and the audience heard that the money was added to him:

"Woo ......"

"Dalin, do we have to introduce it? ”

"That's right, I must introduce this girl who is the most popular woman on our Deyun network. ”

"It's not right for a girl. ”

"Then let Tao Yang tell me, how to introduce, I'm stupid, I can't speak well. ”

"Then let me introduce you, this is the most popular shrew. ”

The audience burst into laughter, this kind of bastard baggage sometimes works very well, but Yi Yang said that he was unhappy, and if he wanted to say that they didn't discuss it, he wouldn't believe it.

"Okay, don't joke, let's introduce seriously, this is our uncle, Yi Yang, the only son of Peking Opera master Mr. Yi. ”

The audience applauded, and Yi Yang arched his hand.

"Don't be surprised, why don't these two children grow up, the reasons are here, it's bad. ”

Yi Yang also pretended to spit and foam, and then deliberately turned up the microphone, and the two small ones walked directly to both sides, with their hands in their sleeves, and stopped talking.

"Look at this damn tacit understanding, the two of them can't come, and I won't go over, what should you shout at this time? ”

Yi Yang shouted one-two-three-one, and shouted directly below:

"Refund, refund, refund. ”

The voice is loud, I don't know and I thought it was a performance accident, but the two small ones didn't expect Yi Yang to agitate the crowd, so they couldn't look at each other and walked back.

"Just refund the ticket, but forget about some of the tickets that come in. ”

When they spoke, the two of them still had a tacit understanding and pointed at Yi Yang at the same time, Yi Yang didn't see it, it wasn't that he didn't want to talk back, who let us ignore it.

"No, what the hell are you two calling me up for, or I'm going to go down. ”

Yi Yang was about to leave, but the two of them hurriedly stopped.

"That's right, the two of us want to perform with you once, to see if we can also rub your popularity, let's be an Internet celebrity or something. ”

As he spoke, Tao Yang also made a gesture, as if he was rubbing rouge and powder.

"You don't look like an influencer. ”

"And what do you think I look like?"

"I think you're like the one he said...... Woman. ”

Yi Yang has only one idea on stage, trying not to suffer.

A few people chatted for a few more minutes, that is, you hurt me and I hurt you, the time is almost up, and I can't finish the performance if I don't get into the main topic, Tao Yang just said:

"Da Lin, I suddenly remembered something, do we have to add money to listen to cross talk on this stage. ”

"Hey, you're right, you have to add money, it's just our relationship, uncle, hey, don't go, uncle, come back, just give five hundred." ”

Yi Yang bowed his hand and stepped off the stage, and the audience also gave applause, knowing that the on-the-spot performance was over, and the performance was about to start, so it was time to invite people down.

When the end was about to end, Da Lin sent a message to Yi Yang, asking if he wanted to go home together, Yi Yang asked Lin Yu if he wanted to have a drink at night, Lin Yu asked his girlfriend, knowing that the child's parents had not yet come, and made a call, saying that he had hit someone or was hit by someone, in the hospital, begging to help take care of it, he could only talk to the dormitory teacher to find a bed for the student to sleep, she was there to accompany her, fortunately it was a girl, and the boy didn't know what to do, Lin Yu saw that there was nothing wrong, so he was ready to have a next game with Yi Yang, Da Lin They also left by themselves, and they didn't mix with them。

"Really, really wrote me a song?"

Lin Yu put down his wine glass and asked Yi Yang excitedly.