2B Life

"Where do I live in Mitsuhashi?"

"Ah, so far away. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" I said casually.

"Hehe, yes. I have to walk for a long time every day. ”

"Then you go first. Otherwise, you will be beaten by your mother when you go home. I've got a little bit of something to do. They exchanged a few more pleasantries. And he was gone. We packed up our things and went to the office slowly. I can't help it, I have a worried mother at home, afraid that I will be accidentally touched by a car on the road. A death order for us and my father. We have to go home with my father.

As soon as I entered the office, I saw that my father's seat was empty? I guess I hadn't come back from class yet? No way, who called my sister a heartthrob. Hehe, in fact, these are all grown up watching puppets in this school. Sometimes to be honest, my father is closer to me than my own dear father, but we can't be the kind of ungrateful people. I remember when I was 2 years old, Uncle Wang in the office picked up an apple and teased me, saying, "Guo'er, you just need to call me Dad, and I'll give you this apple." ”

Looking at me with his eyes shining, am I the kind of person who can disappoint?

"Yes, I'll go home and ask my mother if she can do it. ”

My words amused the uncles and aunts in the office to the extreme. But since then, they have been teasing me more and more.

"Guo'er is here, your father is still in class, you can accompany me here first. You see, you've been away lately, isn't your Uncle Wang a lot older? "Hehe, this is Teacher Wang, who always likes to tease me.

"Hehe, Uncle Wang. Isn't that coming? Putting down the schoolbag in my hand, I ran over to pinch his legs and rub his shoulders very doggy. No way, cannibalism is the shortest. Take the hands short. Just because I'm not careful, I'm sent to hell.

"Yo, Uncle Wang is a role model in the education industry. It's only the first day of school today. I'm changing the test papers. "For this old fox, it must not be tolerated. Who told you to exploit your puppet for so long?

"Hey, isn't it? These bunnies forgot about it all when they went home for the summer vacation. We are still smart, and the knowledge of not having to go to school at a young age is not difficult for you. Come on, don't say that Uncle Wang doesn't love you. Help me change these test papers. ”

"What kind of thing is this, the little water in my stomach, uncle still doesn't know. Hehe, when Uncle Principal passes by, he won't deduct your salary. You can't joke about your uncle's salary, can you? "Hmph, look at you. I'll crush you. Look at how dare you exploit me for so long.

"It's fine. You don't know that your headmaster, Uncle, loves you very much. I'm deliberately cultivating you. Is it too late for him to be happy? As he spoke, he looked at me with the eyes of my righteous murderer.

“............”

I was wrong, Uncle Wang. I'm not supposed to use my little arms to condense your thighs.

Seeing me staring at him with a sad face, he calmly took out a piece of chocolate from his bag and waved at me, "Come, don't say that your Uncle Wang doesn't care for you." Know that you love to eat chocolate. This is what my daughter brought back from somewhere else. Here's a taste for you. ”

"Ah, hey, hey. Thank you, Uncle Wang. Just as his hands were about to pick it up, his hands were withdrawn. I understand what this means. The old rules. Sit down, pick up the pen, and slowly change it on the blank test paper.

"Guo'er, tell your uncle. I got along well with my classmates today. Do you have a special favorite, I'll ask Zhang Chun to adjust the position for you. ”

"Teacher, are you encouraging me to fall in love?"

"Poof...... he just squirted the water he had drunk into his mouth everywhere. I stared at him with disgust. The other teachers in the office were also laughing there.

Suddenly, my dad walked in with a book. Laughing when I saw everyone there. Asked, what are you all laughing at? Although I even admit that Ladou is a female man. But that doesn't mean I don't have a delicate heart. Listening to their laughter, I hated to find a hole in the ground and go down. Looking at my father's look of curiosity. I really didn't dare tell him that. I'm afraid that he will accidentally get high blood pressure.

"No, we are laughing at you, you gave birth to a good girl. He smirked as he spoke.

Listening to Uncle Wang's words, my father said. "That's, it's better to see whose lady planted it. "It's okay not to say it, but the teachers in the whole office have started a new round of bombardment.

"Dad, I'm hungry. When are we going home?"

"Ah, the fruit is hungry. Daddy clean up and I'll take you home. Talking about the little nose of the person who is still pinching.

"Ah, fruit. I escaped. It's not you. "Hmph...... Don't bird you, what can you do to me.

"Guo'er, why are you so rude? Uncle Wang is talking to you? Have I taught you to roll your eyes at people when others talk to you?"

Look out the window at the figure. Hey. Uncle Wang can't help it. "I'm sorry, Uncle Wang. I'm eavesdropping on you. You shouldn't even be heard to say that Mother Wang is a dominatrix. ”

"What? Jacky Wang. You know that you slandered me at school. Or I'll pick up Xiaotian today. I didn't know that I was like this in my heart. I don't contact my mother's family for you, and I have children for you. That's how you repay me? As he spoke, the office began to cry and fight.

"Don't listen to the fruit. It's not like I just bullied her. And she came back with her revenge. Don't be angry. How could I say you. Don't you know what kind of person I am?" looked at Uncle Wang and said to Wang's mother with an affectionate face. Old dad looked at me. I know how sinful I am. I had to take the blame.

"Hey, Mother Wang. Don't be angry. Uncle Wang laughed at me just now. I'll take a little revenge on him. I saw you out the window. Don't be angry with me and Uncle Wang. Come on, I'll give you a smile. ”

I finally solved this difficult task with a strange look on my face. There's no way who will let us be reborn? can pretend to be Lori, pretend to be a royal sister, hold the queen, and kill the whole 2B young woman of the junior.