Volume 2: Reprimanding Fang Xuan Chapter 112: Straight Man
Chapter 112: Straight Man
When Meng Zuo pushed the door open again, he saw two red-faced people.
Wen Chi and Yamamoto Tomokazu.
"When did you two come back?" Meng Zuo asked as he looked at them with a wrong expression.
"Nonsense, I ...... We've been guarding it here!" Wen Zhi reluctantly said a few words with his big tongue.
"Hiccup!"
After saying that, he also burped, and a puff of wine sprayed on Meng Zuo's face.
"You're still drinking?wait, you're a monk!" Meng Zuo looked at Wen Zhi in disbelief.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. ”
Wen Zhi shook his palms together and said such a sentence in his mind.
"Awesome!"
Meng Zuo gave him a thumbs up!
"Mr. Meng Zuo, have you finished talking to the master?"
Tomokazu Yamamoto is a little more sober than Wen Zhi, after all, he is a big director, and after a long time in the wine bureau, a dozen cans of beer are still not a problem.
When Meng Zuo heard this, he smiled brightly.
"Well, after talking, we're all satisfied. ”
He also turned his head to look at the Master of Empty Smell in the room.
"Master, am I right?"
"Another inch!"
Kong Wen also came out at this time, and also showed a warm smile.
But in the next moment, the smile was gone.
"Wenzhi, are you drinking again?"
"Hmm...... Master, I don't drink much. Obviously, this is not the first time, Wen Zhi replied skillfully, and stretched out two fingers.
"Two?"
"No, it's twenty. "Wen Zhi hehe, hey,
"That's twenty ......," Meng Zuo covered his face helplessly.
The impression of the monk in his mind had completely changed.
Dressed AJ and drinking, he felt safe to call this kind of monk a brother.
"You!"
Kongwen was stunned, but when he saw that Meng Zuo and Yamamoto Tomokazu were still there, it was not easy to attack, so he had to snort.
"Hmph, I'll teach you a lesson when I go back!"
After that, he smiled again and bid farewell to Meng Zuo and the others.
After a round of excuses and bells and whistles of polite actions and words, Meng Zuo and Yamamoto Tomokazu were still sent to the gate of Shaolin Temple, and then left alone.
Now the time is almost to zero.
I can't go back today, but fortunately, Tomokazu Yamamoto had the foresight to rent a good B&B in advance, and it is not far from the Shaolin Temple, about ten minutes away, and I arrived at the B&B.
Tomokazu Yamamoto was still a little drunk because of the wine, and fell asleep, and Meng Zuo also picked a room to lie down.
What the?
Why pick, you ask?
Because the B&B rented by Tomokazu Yamamoto was too big, there were several houses, and Meng Zuo looked at it and picked the smallest one.
Of course, the small one is also a standard unit of 3.3 by 3.3 meters.
Meng Zuo likes to live a little smaller, because it gives him some security.
In this strange world, he has now met a lot of people, many people who appreciate him, are good to him, and some are very interesting.
Like the four generations of the underworld "Sun Fish", what kind of children are Mo Lao, these are all characters he will never have the opportunity to meet, and now he has seen them all.
But Meng Zuo became more confused and lonely.
In the past, he liked to be big, and the bigger the better.
Now he loves to be small even more, because he has a sense of security.
His resistance to the world and his inferiority complex in his heart became more and more serious.
"Actually, I want to go back more than I do now. ”
Although in the original world, he was not as rich as he is now, and he did not know more people now......
But he still wanted to go back.
I want to go home.
Unfortunately, this is unrealistic.
"I still have to continue to live strongly. Meng Zuo stopped thinking about this and closed his eyes.
After all, in this world, he still has a lot to do, and a lot of things to solve.
For example, he is an artist now, and he will receive a lot of announcements in the future.
For example, he is going to participate in the martial arts conference on New Year's Day.
For example, what did Xiao Jiu do with that stone.
For example, it will take some time for Master Kongwen and Tomokazu Yamamoto to promise him a while to be fulfilled.
Thinking of this, Meng Zuo couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, hey, hey, make a lot of money......"
Although he became lonely, he was still the same person.
Cheap.
......
Although the two got up early the next day and caught the earliest flight, it was already noon when Meng Zuo actually arrived home.
He told Aqiki in advance during the day, but he didn't know if she had any work to do.
Tomokazu Yamamoto was very kind and sent his own driver in S City to send Meng Zuo home.
Before he could get out of the car, Meng Zuo saw a girl in a pink dress waiting for him at the door.
Meng Zuo got out of the car, said goodbye to the driver, and walked home.
The girl pounced at once, and her whole body wrapped around Meng Zuo.
"What's wrong? I haven't seen you in two days...... Not really. ”
Although Meng Zuo's heart was warm, he still said this sentence in a straight way.
He really didn't expect that Aiqiqi would actually guard him at the door.
"Hmph! ”
As a result, in the next moment, Ai Qiqi let go of Meng Zuo, jumped to the ground, sneered at Meng Zuo with an indignant face, and then returned to the house on his own.
Meng Zuo was dumbfounded.
That's it?
Just hug it?
And then it was gone......
Before you leave, you want to scold me......
It's so hard for me!
He didn't know that Aiqiqi received a call early in the morning, calculated the time, and began to wait at the gate.
But he talked a little more with Tomokazu Yamamoto, and Akiki stood at the door for almost an hour longer.
She just wanted to give him a hug, but she didn't expect Meng Zuo to say such a tasteless thing.
In an instant, all emotions disappeared, and she went home in a hurry.
Life is always full of misunderstandings and episodes.
What matters is the way it is treated.
There are so many straight men in the world, not every man can fall in love.
You can't expect the man you love to know how to tolerate you at any time and at any time, understand you, love you, sacrifice himself, comfort you, don't quarrel, don't smoke, don't drink, don't scold, and won't lose his temper with you.
If he can really do this, it means that he is already much stronger than ordinary men, and he is extremely successful in cultivation.
Of course, the success of a straight man's cultivation is not necessarily a scumbag.
After all, it is important to remember that it is not the martial arts themselves that are wrong, but the people who use them.
Now is a new era, and the three virtues have changed from women to men.
Girlfriend goes out to follow "from",
Girlfriend ordered to obey "from",
Girlfriend should blindly "follow" when she makes a mistake,
Girlfriend makeup has to wait for "got",
Girlfriend spends money to be willing to "get",
Girlfriend is angry and has to endure "got",
Girlfriend's birthday should be remembered "de".
Of course, that's all for nowhere. Anyway, Meng Zuo scoffed at these so-called three obedience and four virtues.
It's not that he's bad for his girlfriend, it's that he thinks these things are a bit of a pastoral feminism.
(Pastoral feminism, a popular term on the Internet, refers to a group that demands equality between men and women but asks men to bear the main responsibility, and uses women's rights as an excuse to pursue women's maximum returns.)
If you don't understand these terms, here's an example:
Feminism: Why don't you let girls do this job?
Pastoral Feminism: Why do you let girls do this job?)
That's about it.
All in all, Meng Zuo didn't like this statement at all.
Girls, it's good to be coquettish and clingy, but it's still going to be coquettish and clingy......
Isn't that crazy?
(The above is pure ridicule, don't care.) )
Obviously, Meng Zuo didn't understand what was going on, he sighed, and then walked through the courtyard in a daze, admiring the flowers in the courtyard by the way.
But when he walked to the door of the villa and wanted to open it......
The door was locked.
He tried to open the door with the key, but it still wouldn't open.
The people inside locked the door!
"Bang Bang!"
"Bang Bang!"
"Open the door!
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