"Dangdangdang! The host has successfully helped people, and the number of times it has been helped has reached 99 times, and it still needs to help people 1 time before the next stage of the task!"

"Dangdang![Achievement Mission] Help Me Up, Phase 2 has been completed!"

"The host has obtained the intermediate title [I love the old man very much], and at the same time the achievement point is +150. A more advanced title has been changed for the host!"

The system's mouth is like a machine gun, and it broadcasts wildly. Cheng Bo can also control the rhythm, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, so that the system can take care of itself.

"The system helps people...... Oh yes, it's the host helping people, oh my God! What the hell is it? The system is chaotic and on the verge of collapsing...... so that in the end, the system becomes a bit incoherent.

Cheng Bo laughed proudly: "Hey, I feel like my life has reached the peak." It's like flying, haha. ”

System: "Host, I advise you to stop quickly, the system is broken, you are the one who suffers!"

Cheng Bo disagreed: "Are you stupid for me? I finally seized an opportunity, how can I let it go? Now I must get all my losses back! Also, the system can still be broken? What about bragging?"

The system said seriously: "I really didn't lie to you, there is a system because of ......"

"Stop, stop, and try to fool me with the story in the novel...... I advise you not to cheat me in the future, have you seen it? I started crazy, and I even helped myself!" Cheng Bohao didn't believe what the system said.

"You...... Oh my God, what kind of sin have I made, how could I have a host like you?" said the system pitifully.

Cheng Bo No. 4 ignored the system's wailing, he had long been addicted to the great cause of self-support, unable to extricate himself.

Two hours later: "Dangdangdang! The host has successfully helped people, and the number of times the lady has reached 999 times, and there is still 1 time left to complete all the stage tasks of 'Help Me Up'." ”

"2000 achievement points can be exchanged for a lot of things, right? Don't want to think about the beauty of it! Then let me complete this last task, hahaha" Cheng Bo tried his best, shook vigorously, and landed on the ground! "That's it!

System: "When...... While...... ￥%…… ￥%￥#……%￥”

Cheng Bo saw that the situation was not good: "What's the situation, you stinky system! Nothing will happen, right?"

System: "When Dangdang, a bug is detected, and the system forcibly updates the program, and the update time is expected to be 13 minutes." 【Achievement Mission】Help me up, there is an abnormality, it has been forced to terminate, and the host can no longer get any rewards other than the rewards that the host has obtained. Please note that during the update, all system functions cannot be used, please be patient!"

"Your uncle, Lao Tzu worked hard to jump on the edge of death and disappeared 2 times, and now that he is about to succeed, you will wipe it for me in a few words?" Cheng Bo jumped up in his heart with 100,000 grass and mud horses, if he could, he really wanted to take the system out of his mind and rub it on the ground fiercely. However, the system in his mind seemed to have disappeared, and no one responded to Cheng Bo's scolding. Cheng Bo had no choice but to suppress his anger and wait patiently.

13 minutes later: "Dangdang Dang! The system has been updated, all functions can be used normally, what's wrong with the host, what happened just now?"

"Hehe, don't you explain? What are you pretending to be confused?" Cheng Bo's eyes were very calm, but the system seemed to be able to sense the infinite anger hidden in them.

The system muttered in a low voice: "Host, what is obtained through loopholes is not legitimate, in the words of you humans, there are times in life that must be had, and there is no time in life when you force it." Why bother with it, and besides, you didn't get anything, at least you finished an intermediate level mission, did you?"

"What I want to ask is that since you can start the update program, you don't start it early, you don't start it late, but I didn't start it until 999 times?

System: "I...... Okay, I'll admit it, I did it on purpose, you're going to hit me, what can you do to me?"

"Okay, you unreliable system, this is the ...... you forced me" Cheng Bo's anger that had been hidden for a long time finally couldn't help but explode.

"You...... Don't mess around! I'm a dignified system. No threats will be accepted. Seeing Cheng Bo open the cabinet to find tools, the system was frightened.

Cheng Bo didn't speak, he didn't look like he was calm, Cheng Bo looked for a long time, and he found a headphone, Cheng Bo put on the headphones and entered a state of intoxication.

The headphones sounded the DJ version of "scrubbing", and the system was confused: "Suka...... Host...... What is this?"

Cheng Bo: "It's useless, then I'll change it!" Then the dance music DJ in the first district sounded......

System: "What, what's going on? Why can't you shake your head uncontrollably? Your body seems to float up! It's all evil! You can't stop at all!"

Cheng Bo laughed: "Hahaha, it really works!"

Ten minutes later: "Host, turn off the music! This music is poisonous, I have now forgotten that I am the system, and my mind is full of some strange pictures......"

"Is it wrong?"

System: "Wrong, wrong!"

"Can I get my reward back?"

System: "No! but...... But I can give you a compensation reward, you want you to turn off this music!" The system saw Cheng Bo's face change again, and quickly relented.

"Why bother?" Cheng Bo turned off the music.

System: "I said the host, I really obeyed you, and I will do everything to reward you." But how do you know this music is my nemesis?"

"There is often a group of stray cats doing things at my doorstep, since I played this music for them, they have jumped to exhaustion every time, and they will never dare to come again, no matter how good you are, you are just a cat, can you be satisfied with the Divine Comedy?" Cheng Bo said proudly.

System: "I'm really convinced of you!But you don't have to bother so much, because every time the system updates the bug, a compensation reward will be issued, so ......"

"What are you talking about?'s a real pit for this system!" Cheng Bo was slightly discouraged, he couldn't find a real way to deal with such a pitted system.

"When dangdang, the host gets a chance to capture the 'crane machine'. ”

Cheng Bo had a picture of a large crane machine in his mind.

"Are you kidding? Just make up for a doll? You may not be able to live there!" Cheng Bo was a little speechless when he saw the crane machine.

"Rest assured, knowing where the host is aiming, pressing the button, you can catch a doll 100 percent. Host, don't underestimate these dolls, these dolls look like ordinary dolls on the surface, but if you cut open their stomachs, you will find ......"

"It's all shit?" Before the system could finish speaking, Cheng Bo answered.

"Halo...... There may be this peerless item hidden inside, including items in five columns, such as exercises, talents, elixirs, and props. Everything, everything!"

"Haha, I've finally heard something useful. So what are you waiting for, let me give it a try!" Cheng Bo was excited, a little impatient.

"Alright, host, close your eyes and use your mind. ”

Cheng Bo followed what the system said, aimed in one direction, and slapped the button fiercely: "That's it!"

System: "Dangdang Dang! Congratulations to the host, hello to the No. 9 doll, whether to open it immediately!"

Cheng Bo's face was full of anticipation: "Open it, open it! I hope there must be a good thing, it's best to have a prosperous elixir, no matter how good it is for peerless martial arts!"

System: "Congratulations to the host for getting ......"

The system's voice paused.

Cheng Bo became even more nervous when he saw this: "Look at your reaction, is there any shocking treasure that you have opened?"

System: "Ahem, ahem, I want to ...... Congratulations to the host for obtaining the rare item "Postpartum Care of the Sow"

Cheng Bo's expression full of anticipation instantly froze, he inexplicably had an extra book in his hand, Cheng Bo rubbed his eyes vigorously, and carefully flipped through the books, still a little incredulous.

"How could you come out of this kind of stuff in this pit system? What about the peerless items that you said were good? You lied to me again! I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the stinky mouth of the system. Looking at the book in his hand, Cheng Bo's anger didn't come to one place.

"I'm just saying it's possible...... And this book is very good, it brings together the world's most advanced technology, which can make you Sun Su a big farmer, and making a fortune is not a dream!," the system's voice was obviously a little weak.

"Oh my God! I knew it wouldn't be easy to take off, but it wouldn't be like that, would it? Do you really want me to change my career to pig farming?" Cheng Bo cried bitterly, mourning more than dying, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

"Host, accept your fate! It's better to brush the task honestly, don't keep thinking about soaring into the sky, it's not realistic at all. ”

After a long time, Cheng Bo recovered from the silent blow to China, "Also, at least there is still your pit cargo system, just pit points, it's better than nothing, the next task, Lao Tzu is here!"

Cheng Bo's eyes became active again, he has always been an optimistic and open-minded teenager.

"There are only 2 days left in the task of writing love letters. 200,000 words in 2 days, that is, 100,000 words in 1 day, what should I write?

"And ...... Write on a computer or by hand? I am not very skilled in the computer, but if I write by hand, can I do it with this hand speed?" Cheng Bo stretched out his right index finger and swiped it on his left hand.

"Hey, Bo'er, are you taking advantage of our absence to blow the air with your hands?When did you become so?" Just as Cheng Bo was thinking about it, Zhu Yiqun's voice sounded again.