Chapter Eighty-Five: Tap Water
Of course, Xue Jingshu and Xu Xian didn't know what the "Italian cannon" was.
But what they know is that Lu Yao is angry now.
And he got angry after drinking.
It's up, it's up!
Xue Jingshu hurriedly persuaded with kind words: "Don't get excited, don't get excited! This is not a big deal, let's calm down and deal with it normally!"
"Mr. Xue is right, Lu Dao!" Huang Bo also said, "I have seen a lot of situations like this such as buying notices and hiring water armies to smear opponents, so you must not be in a hurry, especially not to be angry and unscrupulous!"
Otherwise, you will fall for the other party's agitation. The more you do this, the happier the other person becomes!"
Under the persuasion of several people in turn, Lu Yao slowly calmed down.
They really have a point.
He vaguely remembered: Before the crossing, an actress tore up with some netizens on the Internet for some reason, and hundreds of people hung up one after another.
Among these people, there are indeed many people who speak very viciously, insulting her with foul language, and even cursing her to death.
But the actress continued to post on Weibo to tear up and hang up with them, which eventually made netizens' perception of her worse and worse.
There are many ways to deal with the villain who crawls out of the gutter.
But it would be unwise to go into hand-to-hand combat with them in person.
Even if you win, you will make yourself in a mess.
"It's okay, I'm okay!" he sat back in his place: "That's it, it's not too early, let's get here today, let's go back to our respective homes, and then discuss specific countermeasures, and start counterattacking tomorrow!"
The feast ended in a hurry.
Although Lu Yao drank a lot, his mind was still quite clear.
got into the car and found that it was Xu Xian who was driving, and he blew up in an instant:
"Hey, do you want to die with me? You've drunk!
Don't drink while driving, don't drive when you drink;
Drag racing after drinking, relatives cry!"
Xu Xian gave him a blank look.
Xue Jingshu hurriedly explained for her: "You drank too much, Sister Xian didn't drink at all......! Anyway, you didn't even notice that she hadn't been drinking for so long?
You're going to have no girlfriend like that!"
"I didn't notice. Since this is the case, then I will be relieved!" Lu Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and after thinking about it, he felt that something was not quite right, so he quickly added: "That, Ah Xian, drink more hot water!"
Xu Xian: "...... Thank you!"
Xue Jingshu: "...... Brother, you're hopeless!"
……
Back at the villa, Xu Pan was typing in front of the computer.
When he saw them return, he immediately spat out all the information he had so far.
"It has been determined that someone has bought the water army to hack you, and it is only the first wave at present, and there will be a follow-up tomorrow according to the actual situation.
According to the news from Ah Bin's side: The mastermind behind this time is likely to be Zhen Tian, that is, Yang Tianhao's agent!"
"Abin?"
Lu Yao rolled his eyes and recalled.
I remembered: it was one of the previous fox friends and the guy who brought him champagne to celebrate at the hospital last time.
Since he crossed over, he didn't like that circle very much, so he found a reason to quit.
Including chat groups, etc.
Abin also called him twice, and happened to be busy with him, so he hung up directly.
After that, they seemed to realize that Lu Yao wanted to draw a line with them, and the relationship slowly faded.
However, Xu Pan is left and right, not only eating and living with Lu Yao, but also often fooling around with them.
This time, Lu Yao was hacked, and he immediately thought of A Bin, who had a good relationship with a certain naval leader.
Abin quickly learned the relevant information from the head of the navy.
After all, there is no such thing as tearing each other apart in the circle, whether it is big or small, and there is no secrecy involved.
Many insiders will use these as after-dinner conversations.
There is no impermeable wall in the world, as long as it is a little related, you can understand it to some extent.
"Yang Tianhao and Zhen Tian again? Is the lesson I gave last time not enough?
Instead of surrendering, the enemy dared to fight back!"
Lu Yao said annoyedly.
"Old sister, Lu Yao, what do you say?" Xu Pan shook his hands: "Use the way of others to govern others? Let's also buy some sailors and drafts, and get rid of the black bottom of this surnamed Yang!"
Damn, dare to hack my old sister and buddy's movie!"
"No, the water army, if you use it too much, you will be water. Lu Yao shook his head: "Spending money to buy a water army, the gains outweigh the losses!"
Moreover, the combat effectiveness of these water armies is far worse than that of 'tap water'!"
"'Tap water'?"
"That's right, 'tap water'!"
The so-called "tap water", literally, means "to be a water army at one's own expense", which is different from spending money to hire them, they are netizens who have seen a certain work and think it is better, so they spontaneously promote Amway to others.
In the previous life, the term arose from the domestic animation "Journey to the West: The Return of the Great Sage".
After the director finished filming the return of the Great Sage, he had no money to do publicity, which led to poor box office in the early stage, but after watching the film, the audience felt that this was a sincere work of domestic animation, so they spontaneously promoted it, so that its reputation fermented, and then the box office soared.
After listening to Lu Yao's explanation of the definition of "tap water", Xue Jingshu's eyes lit up.
"Brother, what do you mean: guide the 'tap water'?"
"Not bad!"
……
The next morning, Lu Yao posted a micro-search.
On the micro search, it is a netizen comment forwarded.
Of course, this netizen comment was carefully selected by him.
"Since you're here to be a trolls at your own expense, let's call you 'tap water' (laughs)@山羊只吃天堂草:
After watching "Oldboy", I was deeply touched, so I sent a WeChat search and gave it to my fans.
Unexpectedly, some people scolded me for being a water army!
Please, I've been a goat on the Internet for so many years, Amway or criticizing a work, has always relied on personal likes and dislikes, and has never received a penny, right?
The people below who asked me, 'How much is a piece, take me with you,' disappointed you.
If you have to label me a 'water army', then I will admit it.
I'm a free trolls!"
This microsearch quickly attracted heated discussions among netizens.
"It's a big joke to say that the old goat is a water army! As we all know, the old goat is only a 'grass' (a plant), not a bad money, right?"
"I don't think 'Oldboy' is a very good movie, it's very sincere. I've also given Amway to my friends, and if the old goat is a trolls, so am I.
I'm 'tap water' and I'm proud!"
"Those water armies, okay, you can see it? Anyone with a discerning eye can see it: "Old Boy" has just been broadcast for half a day, and the score has been rising steadily, reaching 8.5 points, with a lot of praise;
However, in the next period of time, a lot of bad reviews suddenly popped up, and the score also fell off a cliff, becoming 3.5 points!
Who's Who's Who's Water?
Originally, I was just an otaku who watched and moved by myself, but now, I declare: I want to join 'tap water' and present this work to my friend Amway!"
"I support 'Oldboy', you can spray me!"
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