Chapter 144: The Most Literate Man

"Uncle Shi, I think Da Lin may be going to do something. ”

Ah Tao didn't know when he came back, talking to Yi Yang, if he didn't ignore the lively smile on his face, Yi Yang would think he was a good boy.

"It's okay, let's clean up together when the time comes. ”

Ah Tao really wanted to ask who was in this together......

"It's all about who you are, and let us know which gentleman is so good at learning. ”

"Do you really want to listen?"

"You mean. ”

"Then I can say, this gentleman is no one else, you can listen well, he is my uncle Yi Yang, how is it, is it shocking. ”

"Woo ......"

"You can see the audience's reaction, I also know Uncle Shi, and he didn't graduate from a good school...... I didn't mean that, I mean, Uncle Shi went to college. ”

"Look at your cowardice, you still dare to speak ill of him, I can't save you if I sleep with my father. ”

"How do you know about me sleeping with your dad, it's all a secret. ”

The audience couldn't laugh at this show, the performance style of the two of them was mostly this kind of improvisation, and the cooperation was also very good, and the audience liked their self-destructive performance method very much.

"Uncle Shi, what do you think will happen later?"

"I don't know what's going on behind me, but I do know how easy it is for the people behind me to get beaten. ”

Atau: ......

"Don't talk about my dad, it's all nonsense, my uncle and I really slept with it...... No, no, I didn't say anything. ”

"Woo ......"

The back of the audience burst into laughter.

"Okay, you can't broadcast it later, tell me what you and Uncle Shi have learned, let us increase our knowledge. ”

"Okay, then I'll tell you, my uncle, that's really five cars of wealth, and eight buckets of rice. ”

"You wait a while, what is the matter with Uncle Shi's selling grain, where did he get his wealth and five cars, and he can be single with that wealth. ”

"What does it matter, this is all an old saying, five cars of wealth, eight buckets of rice, this is all handed down by the old man, haven't you heard it, saying that this person is particularly knowledgeable and praises him like this. ”

"Praise this man for his knowledge...... That's called learning to be rich and five cars, only eight buckets high, I think you just love to make money. ”

In just a few minutes, the burden continued, the audience burst into laughter, Yi Yang actually thought it was quite interesting, although he was smashing it himself, but I have to say that Da Lin, this kid is still talented, after all, new jokes are not so easy to make up, and new elements must be integrated, if you can't attract the audience, it will cause the performance to fail.

"Who loves to make money, what you said is Brother Yue, he always loves to come out, okay, continue to say my uncle, my uncle is rich and rich, and he is a particularly knowledgeable person, and I have learned a lot from him. ”

"yes, tell us what you've learned. ”

"That's a lot to learn, what are you talking about, learning to sing, eating, drinking, prostituting ......"

"You stop first, I think today is the last performance for the two of us, let's not talk about learning to sing, how can I still learn to eat and drink, Uncle Shi hasn't taught me, I want to learn ...... too"

"Woo ......"

"Don't get me wrong, I also want to learn to speak and sing, but I didn't say I want to learn that. ”

When Yi Yang saw this, he naturally knew that there was nothing good to say in the back, and he ate a little too much watermelon just now, so he stopped sitting, turned around and left, and when he turned around, the smile on Tao's face didn't have time to hide.

"Uncle Shi, I didn't laugh at you, what are you doing here. ”

"Backstage, dismantle the stool, install the nails. ”

When I got to the backstage, I found that many people were listening behind the curtain, and it was Lao Guo who took the lead, and he also led people to laugh there.

Yes, the tiger can't stand the wolves, and he can't afford to hide.