Chapter 260: Don't Disturb If You're Not Sincere
Zhou Jin has always thought that half of the jokes in "Happy Camp" were made by Xie Na and Du Haitao, and the other half was made by low-intelligence games.
In the middle of the good interview, two small games were added.
First, Longrich and Du Haitao were asked to play push-ups, and the worst thing was that Longrich held up an old waist and actually won.
I don't know if I should praise Long Liqi's good waist strength, or whether I should praise Du Haitao's high emotional intelligence.
Then he started to play a game of pole passing, letting He Ling, Zhou Jin, Longrich and Liu Songren pass the pole, and whoever passed the lowest would win.
The results speak for themselves.
After this circle, the recording of "Happy Camp" finally came to the last link.
"Are you still single? Are you still lonely? Welcome to the Malanshan Senior Blind Date Club!"
The stage changed its layout again, and the program team put away all the chairs on the left side and set up five small tables.
The Happy Family changed into a pink suit, and they were so pink.
"Let's welcome five male guests!"
Longliqi, Yuan Hong, Lin Gengxing, and Zhou Jin appeared one after another, and the last one was Du Haitao.
He Ling complained: "The appearance of the last male guest shows that the quality of our club is still uneven, some are high and some are low. ”
The audience laughed, and Du Haitao was not angry, squinting his eyes and following the music.
"Okay, let's listen to the declarations of love from five single men, starting with the first one, Brother Chi. ”
Longrich clenched his fists, "Burn the little universe of love with me!"
Lin Gengxing is more strange, "Actually, I'm a Zhengtai, let's see for yourself." ”
Yuan Hong is even more bizarre, "Black cats and white cats, if you catch a mouse, you are a good cat, but I am a panda today, and I want to find bamboo and go back." ”
Zhou Jin didn't bother to complain about the two of them, and continued: "I don't have a house, a car, or money, except for being handsome, I have nothing." ”
Xie Na said: "Then you dare to come, who gave you confidence?"
"But he's handsome," Wu Xin seems to have a good impression of Zhou Jin, and he plays all kinds of assists.
"And it's shameless, hahaha~" Weijia began to complain again.
"Okay, after listening to the introductions of these five guests," He Ling removed the topic and clearly ignored Du Haitao.
"There's another one, there's another!" Du Haitao was so anxious that he slammed the table.
"If you had said that there was a player like No. 5, we wouldn't have come here today, our level is relatively high," Xie Na began to complain again.
The audience followed the silly music.
I don't know why Du Haitao, a 10,000-year-old stalk, can still laugh when he uses it until now.
In the end, Du Haitao was stunned and began to read his love poem:
"With my strong arms, hold up the harbor of your love"
"Let the boat in your heart play with me"
Xie Na followed the knife: "Ah, the legs are so short~"
Don't say it, it's quite rhyming.
Du Haitao couldn't help but laugh, and pretended to read the last sentence affectionately, "Oh, sister, Salang hey." ”
"Good poetry, good poetry," Zhou Jin applauded vigorously, he really felt that this type of comedian was not easy.
Sacrificing oneself and amusing everyone is higher than the comedians who always make fun of others, so much higher than somewhere.
Du Haitao was so moved that the two hugged one directly.
"Okay, after listening to the introduction of these five male guests with mixed qualities, we will invite three female guests next, which is really a coincidence, they are all surnamed Liu. ”
In a whining "Third Sister Liu", the three of them appeared together, and then Liu Yuxin went to get a box lunch, and Yuan Hong took Liu Xingyou away.
In this way, only Liu Sisi, who was the finale, remained.
"My view of mate selection is to find a responsible man to accompany me to see the mountains and seas, travel around, and preferably be a little romantic," Liu Sisi said, inadvertently glancing at Zhou Jin.
Zhou Jinxin said, I understand Lang, what the hell is Man?
"Wow, which of them do you think is more romantic?" He Ling asked.
"I think a man in purple clothes will be more romantic," Wu Xin added another assist.
"No, he's a, he's already put out two lights," Xie Na began to complain again, "Big brother, do you call Zhou Xuan?"
Zhou Jin chuckled, "Look, I haven't turned off the lights now." ”
He Lingdao: "Have you been waiting for her, but your competition is fierce, because the other three male guests are also lit up, of course one of them is insignificant." ”
Of course, it was Du Haitao who said insignificant, and this guy said with a shy face: "I think fate is a coincidence, and I am very happy to be able to wear a couple's dress with the No. 3 female guest today." ”
Hehehe...... Zhou Jin smiled but said nothing.
"Seeing him like this, I really want to join the woman's link of extinguishing the lights, Sisi, you extinguish two first, two are the most unlikely," He Ling proposed.
"emm~" Liu Sisi dangled in front of the four of them, and finally stopped in front of Zhou Jin.
"Is the eighth elder brother she wants to kill first?" Xie Na began to coax, "Isn't it Haitao?"
Liu Sisi gave Zhou Jin a look, "Hmph~ Take me on a trip, otherwise I will destroy you!"
Zhou Jin pressed it on the lamp and looked back, "Didn't I take you to Wenchuan, you forgot about Yingshanhong?"
That's not a good thing at all?!
Liu Sisi covered his mouth and smiled, and then "snapped" and killed Lin Gengxing next to him.
Lin Gengxing spread his hands, "I guessed it, starling, come on." ”
"There's another one," He Ling reminded.
Liu Sisi continued to walk up, and when Longrich saw her coming, he simply followed Zhou Jin and held down the lamp tightly.
"Haha~" Liu Sisi continued to cover his mouth and laugh, and then came back in a flash and killed Du Haitao.
"Hey, that's normal," Xie Na mended.
"Then now, there are two left, the eighth master and the fourth master, what do you have to do to win Sisi's heart?"
He Ling secretly gave Liu Sisi a thumbs up, leaving Zhou Jin and Longliqi, so that there would be a topic of conversation.
Longrich said: "Then I'll make a simple Tibetan poem, just take the happy base camp as the theme, this is not easy to write." ”
"Wow~" There was another cheer in the audience.
Zhou Jinte looked at him in surprise, "Since it's not easy to do, why don't you use Liu Sisi as the topic?"
"Well, let's be happy base. ”
Heh, it turns out that you only prepared this one, Zhou Jin suddenly understood.
"Quick, happy and revenge, this is about Teacher He. ”
"Happy, happy in it, there is no shame in it, this is talking about that. ”
"Great, if the great wisdom is foolish, this is about the sea. ”
"Ben, Ben Yuan and other true feelings, this is for Wu Xin. ”
"Camp, camp is nature, this is Vega. ”
When Longrich finished pretending to be a big force, there was another round of applause and cheers.
Zhou Jin also applauded, in the end, he is an old idol star, and he doesn't care if people are reciting poems or not, this preparation and intention will crush them.
None of them thought of preparing Tibetan poems in advance.
"Then Zhou Jin, what about you, do you want to make a song too?" He Ling asked.
"I don't know how to write poetry, but I can borrow flowers to offer Buddha," Zhou Jin smiled at Du Haitao.
"What are you going to do?" Du Haitao asked.
"The music can be started," Zhou Jin woke up, revealing Xiao Dongbei's expression of seducing Gu Qianqian, and then read affectionately:
"With my strong arms, hold up the harbor of your love"
"Let the boat in your heart play with me"
There was another burst of laughter at the bottom, Xie Nadu was about to go crazy, and screamed: "Du Haitao's poem, this is Du Haitao's poem......"
I have to say how important appearance and acting skills are.
In Du Haitao's place, this broken poem can only be used to be funny, and when it comes to Zhou Jin, it will become a saint in seconds.
Taking advantage of their laughter, Zhou Jin quietly beckoned to Lin Gengxing, Lin Gengxing understood, took out the carton, and took out the dog ring he had prepared in advance, ahh
"Oh, sister, Salang hey," Zhou Jin affectionately gave the dog ring.
Now Liu Sisi is also crazy.
She accidentally put the dog ring around her neck in the morning, and Zhou Jin laughed at her for a long time before she helped take it off.
Of course, Zhou Jin also paid a heavy price, and there are still circles of small strawberries around his neck.
"Is this a diamond ring? Are you sure it's not a shackle?"
"But she took this diamond ring and sold it, won't she have the money to travel?" Wu Xin continued to assist.
Xie Na said: "It's better for her to choose Brother Qi and leave the diamond ring to our program team, hahaha......"
"It's so hard to choose, Sisi, have you figured out which one to choose?" He Ling asked.
Liu Sisi shook his head, holding his stomach and laughing vigorously.
"What does Huang Ama think? Eighth Master or Fourth Master, which one to choose?" He Ling asked Liu Songren again.
Liu Songren is an old Jianghu, and he has long seen the things about Liu Sisi and Zhou Jin clearly, "Old eight, his diamond ring is more valuable." ”
Liu Sisi finally nodded with a red face, "I listen to the emperor." ”