Chapter VII: Live Broadcast
As for whether the live broadcast is okay, Zhao Si'an thinks it's okay!
He silently glanced at the cheats in his hand:
["300,000 Best Talk Show": The jokes of the talk show are jokes that have never appeared in the world, which are original to the host, when the host is reading the content inside, it can make the audience chuckle once every 30 seconds, laugh once in three minutes, and giggle once in ten minutes, and the effect can be superimposed. 】
I'll go, this is a miracle!
As long as I read the above joke, the audience will giggle! and they will be happy! Then I will become the king of talk shows!
The audience will definitely buy it.
How popular and popular the talk show jokers in the last world were!
It will work in this world!
There are so many Internet celebrities in the last world, millions of fans, I can do it too!
Such a funny joke is full of jokes that don't exist in this world, I don't believe they don't like it or follow it!
Crocodile Live, the largest live broadcast platform in China, at half past eight in the evening, Zhao Si'an silently started his first live broadcast, and launched an impact towards millions of popularity!
'MS Idol Trainee - Zhao Si'an'
is a very gimmicky name, which makes people have a little desire to come in, and Zhao Si'an is good-looking and can make the audience stay for two minutes, but two minutes is enough!
Zhao Si'an doesn't need two minutes, he only needs one minute to make you laugh.
"Feifei, hurry up and see, there is an idol trainee on the crocodile who is doing a live broadcast. ”
The junior girl Lei Lili was lying on the lower bunk, with her legs crossed, eating potato chips, and brushed into Zhao Si'an's room when she brushed the anchor, she clicked in curiously, and happily pulled her friends to watch.
Jiang Fei on the top bunk said disdainfully: "What idol trainees? It's just children who haven't debuted yet! Who will come to the live broadcast of famous artists? Don't want to invite them if you don't give a few million." I don't think this kid can do it! You beware of being deceived!"
"I don't buy his stuff, how can I be deceived. Lei Lili brushed Zhao Si'an's room, it was empty, there was no link hanging, she said: "People don't sell anything." ”
"Whether you sell it or not, you're also a little liar!"
Jiang Fei tilted her head and continued to watch the bloody drama, while Lei Lili saw that Zhao Si'an was a little beautiful, so she looked at it twice, which was unbelievable.
Zhao Si'an on the screen said loudly: "I went to the ATM to withdraw money today, and the previous one said that even the ATM is too poor and loves the rich now, and I took a hundred and spit it on the ground for Lao Tzu. ”
"I knew that you wouldn't come with me when I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my legs, and after you tripped over, you really stood up and ran after me! ”
Poof, Lei Lili laughed, she excitedly raised her foot and kicked the upper bunk, kicking the iron bed to the ground.
Jiang Fei on the top bunk was not happy, and shouted: "What are you doing, are you bothered!"
"The jokes told by the little handsome guy are so funny! really! cough cough cough cough^"
Lei Lili was choked, Jiang Fei frowned, "Is it so funny?"
"Really! People are not liars, they are really capable. ”
"Look, you know I'm laughing high! Don't waste my time!"
"It's really funny, hahaha!"
Lei Lili laughed again, which aroused Jiang Fei's doubts, and she also clicked into Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room.
Zhao Si'an said: "Yesterday I found that the stall downstairs had a high-imitation iPhone11 model for 5 yuan each, so I bought one, and then pretended to call by the river in the square where there were many people.
I said, ', I'll never forgive you, break up!'
Then I threw the model of my phone into the river, took out a cigarette, and stood there in a pretended melancholy pose.
There were a lot of beautiful women next to me looking at me with that nymphomaniac expression.
I was getting ready to get nervous, and a little pot friend came up and patted me on the shoulder.
Say to me loudly: 'Big brother, your phone is floating...'"
Jiang Fei frowned, this kid has goods, "Invisible pretending is the most deadly, why didn't he throw the child down!"
Zhao Si'an continued: "When I got on the bus today, I saw a driver scolding a primary school student so ruthlessly: 'Labor and management have been driving the bus for eight years, and I've seen one cent, five cents, game currency, and one point, what do you mean by throwing two fucking calcium tablets?'"
Hahaha!
Jiang Fei, who had a high laugh, finally laughed out loud, and she immediately paid attention to Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room. Her favorite thing to watch in her life is comedy, but the more she watches, the higher the laugh, in this world of lack of entertainment, there are gradually no comedies to watch, she hasn't laughed for a long time!
Now he was hit by Zhao Si'an's historic jokes!
Attention, must follow, not only attention, I have to watch his live broadcast every day. I also misunderstood that people were liars, it turned out that I was short-sighted, and I, Jiang Fei, wanted to admit my mistake,
So there was a strange scene in the 301 dormitory, a girl knelt on the bed, holding her mobile phone and giggling!
Lei Lili said: "I'll just say, people really have the ability! hahaha!"
Zhao Si'an was another joke, Lei Lili laughed heartily, and tears fell to the ground.
She was hit by Zhao Si'an's "Best Talk Show 300,000" in her hand, and immediately clicked on it, and then switched her mobile phone to the group of classmates, ensuring that Zhao Si'an's live broadcast was special and good-looking!
"Lily, don't recommend it, the live broadcasts you recommend are not good, you are a niche hobby. Bai Chengwei in the group is not happy, Lily's preferences are all niche preferences, and everyone doesn't like to watch them.
Lei Lili said: "I promise with my character, you go in and watch it for a minute, don't talk anymore, I want to continue to watch the live broadcast, it's so funny!"
"Oh, isn't it?"
Lei Lili didn't reply for a few minutes, which aroused Bai Chengwei's curiosity, and he also clicked into Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room, and soon he switched out silently, and pushed wildly in the group of classmates.
The current number of viewers is 1500!
Zhao Si'an glanced at the screen, it was really fast, it was only half an hour that 1,500 people came in, and more importantly, these 1,500 people would watch it when he broadcast live next time, because his joke was a historical joke!
The number of people continues to grow,
1600!
1700!
1800!
3000!
5000!
Zhao Si'an immediately looked at the popularity in the attribute panel, and was shocked when he saw it [Popularity: 5,000; Fans: 1,000; Iron Fans: 0. Overall Rating: Unknown Internet Celebrity]
In just half an hour, it has risen by 1,000 fans!
I finally have fans!
That's great!
Zhao Si'an couldn't help laughing, and the audience outside the screen wondered, the little brother was amused by his jokes, and it was quite cute!
Originally, Zhao Si'an planned to broadcast live for an hour, and he had to continue broadcasting to see this posture, and there were scattered viewers who rewarded 1 cent, a few cents as a small gift.
When he recited a joke again, someone rewarded a rocket, 500 yuan!
Zhao Si'an was overjoyed, he finally didn't have to go out to do odd jobs, and he remembered at this moment that Internet celebrities can also make a lot of money!
Keep broadcasting!