Volume 1 Infinite Luck Chapter 16 Suppressing the Male Pet of the Village
After another unknown amount of time, Wei Shuai woke up from his slumber for the third time. In the same way, there are still these three strange people in front of him, and at this time, the minotaur is already so frightened that he is standing behind the woman!
Only the woman was angrily saying to him: "You really can't be killed, you actually appeared again!"
Wei Shuai learned to be smart this time, thought about it, and hurriedly said: "This beauty, did you recognize the wrong person? My name is Wei Yingjun, I have a twin brother named Wei Shuai, have you ever seen him? The one I hate the most in my life is my brother, that person is so long-winded, I want to kill him a long time ago!"
Cold sweat flowed in my heart, it seems that I can't tell the truth, honest people don't live long!
"Oh, and this matter, let's say, what is the purpose of you coming to my Black Wind Village, is it sent by the Immortal Clan?" the woman asked with great interest.
Wei Shuai hurriedly said: "It's just an ordinary farmer in the next place, I heard that the owner of the Black Wind Village is very beautiful, and I admire it very much, so come and take a look, I see it today, it's really better to be famous than to meet, the owner of the village, you are really the country and the country, and the country is full of the city!"
vomited wildly in his heart, and felt ashamed of his own cheekiness, but he couldn't be killed again, at least he had to figure out what happened to him?
At this time, the minotaur was no longer afraid, and walked out from behind the woman and said: "You kid still has a little vision, our village owner Xiaoqing girl, but the most beautiful woman in Heifeng Village, within a radius of a hundred miles, there is no more beautiful than our village owner!"
The woman was very proud, stretched out a Qianqian jade hand, and stroked her face, "It turns out that he is another prodigal son who admires my Xiaoqing's beauty, forget it, for the sake of you being so handsome, I won't kill you, get up quickly, the master of this village will accept you as a slave!"
Wei Shuai hurriedly stood up, bowed his head and said: "Thank you Lord of the village, the little one must be a cow and a horse for the Lord of the Village, do your best, and die!"
Xindao, these people are extremely vicious, they kill people at every turn, and they still have to shoot more sycophants, so as not to be killed again, they don't know what happened, and they don't know if they can wake up if they are killed again!
This time finally escaped the fate of being killed, Wei Shuai followed the woman in a hurry, and then had the opportunity to carefully look at the surrounding environment, only to see that he was on the side of a small road on the edge of a mountain forest, next to strange flowers and plants, the forest was verdant, not far away, there was a house built by the mountain, and there was a simple city wall made of wood in front, and there were colorful flags, red flags in black letters, and three creepy big characters were written on "Black Wind Village".
The three of them took him straight into the wooden city gate, at this time, the city gate has gathered a large number of strange people, there are sheep heads, horse heads and other monsters, as big as the long-nosed elephant, as small as squirrels, birds, good looks and eight or nine people, some are directly pure animal shape, Wei Shuai felt that he had entered a strange zoo.
As soon as the four of them entered, the monsters gathered around and chattered.
In the courtyard of the cottage, there is a huge tree, at least hundreds of meters high, the branches are very scattered, like a big umbrella opened, Wei Shuai can't see what kind of tree it is, a bit like a banyan tree, because there are a lot of roots hanging on the trunk, but the leaves are very large, Wei Shuai can't confirm whether this is a banyan tree or not.
This trunk has to be hugged by at least several people, and the big tree has naturally become a place where the monster gate is concentrated, and when I saw Wei Shuai, there were a large number of female monsters who made noise, and there were those who whistled at Wei Shuai.
Xiaoqing was immediately displeased, and shouted at the group of people: "From today on, this person is the professional version of the master of the village, if any of you want to beat him, I will kill him!"
The crowd suddenly fell silent, and it seemed that those people were more afraid of this vicious village owner.
At this time, a pig-headed and very obese female monster stepped forward and said very sincerely: "Village master, if you lend me your male pet to play for three days, I will give you the thousand-year-old ginseng that I have treasured for a hundred years!"
Wei Shuai was taken aback, looking at this pig's face, fan-like ears, long mouth, waist circumference far larger than a bucket, and his arms thicker than his thighs, he couldn't help but vomit.
Thinking that if he was tortured by this monster, he would be completely finished, and looked at Xiaoqing with desperate eyes, hoping that she would not agree.
Xiaoqing looked at Wei Shuai, then at the pig demon, his eyes rolled, "Okay, Fat Polan, the owner of this village agreed! It's only three days, you can't play, you must ensure the health of the male pet of the owner of this village!"
Wei Shuai was completely dumbfounded, what the hell is this place, this is hell!
was killed twice in a row, and at this time he didn't even dare to protest, and he only wondered in his heart, what should I do later?
The pig demon was overjoyed, busy with a big belly, and walked over with a general step. grabbed Wei Shuai's white and tender arm and dragged it back, Wei Shuai only felt a huge force coming from his arm, and the whole person was pulled forward lightly.
At this time, there were many strange-shaped female monsters clamoring and shouting:
"Village master, I have a thousand-year-old snow lotus here, and I will borrow it for three days!"
"Village master, I have a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum here......"
......
One by one, Xiao Qingle couldn't close his mouth, "Come one by one, line up, why don't you usually see you say that you have so many treasures?" haha!"
Hearing this, Wei Shuai almost fainted......
If you come, you will be safe, Wei Shuai's head is running rapidly, you have to think of a way, these monsters have a lot of strength, you must not be able to beat them, escape, such a big cottage, heavily guarded! Think about it, there must be a way, how can college students in the 21st century be buried in this monster cave?
Think about yourself, what are your strengths?
"That's right, I'm handsome!" Wei Shuai finally found the key point of the problem, he has nothing but handsome!
At this time, he has been dragged into a wooden house in the cottage by the pig demon.
The house is not big, just three rooms, a lobby, a kitchen, and a bedroom. As soon as I entered the lobby, I saw that the table was full of food, a whole corn was filled with a large bamboo basket, a fist-sized steamed bun was on a whole plate, and a whole roast chicken was placed in the middle.
The pig demon turned his head and laughed: "Handsome guy, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something first, and then we will go to the cave room?"
Wei Shuai nodded hurriedly, his stomach was already hungry, especially when he saw so many delicious food!
At this time, the pig demon had already let go of the arm that grabbed him, and Wei Shuai hurriedly sat on the bench next to the table, picked up a steamed bun and took a big bite.
The pig demon sat next to him with a smile, and brought him a bowl of porridge, saying, "Eat slowly, there are a lot of things!" As he spoke, he tore a chicken leg and handed it over, taking care of it meticulously.
After eating a whole steamed bun and a chicken leg, Wei Shuai relieved his hunger a little, at this time, he took a sip of porridge, looked up suddenly, saw the pig's head, and spit out a mouthful of porridge back into the bowl.
I was too hungry to pay attention to it just now, and I thought to myself, if I had a hole with her for a while, it would be better to hit my head and die.
At this time, beads of sweat appeared on his anxious head, and he had an idea, and said: "Beauty, what do you call it? My name is Wei Yingjun, in front of the cave room, we have to cultivate a relationship!"
"Feelings?" the pig demon widened his pig eyes, "Why do you want to cultivate feelings? Isn't it just a cave house? You are a plaything I bought with a thousand-year-old ginseng!"
Wei Shuai hurriedly said: "Beauty, have you ever been in love before, have you ever felt liked?"
The pig demon thought about it and shook his head blankly.
Wei Shuai cleared his throat, sat upright, and shook his head in a chic manner, "Beauty, do you think I'm handsome?"
The pig demon nodded hurriedly, and saliva flowed out.
"Then do you want to talk seriously about a shocking love with such a handsome guy? This love is much more fun than a cave house, two people who really love each other are old and old, the sea is dry and rotten, this love is permanent, and the joy of the flesh is only temporary!" Wei Shuai racked his brains and moved out all the shameless fleshy love words that he usually soaked in girls.
The pig demon was only fascinated when she heard this, and the girl's heart was completely overflowing, "Then let's try? My name is Fat Polan! How should this relationship begin?"
Wei Shuai stretched out his hand and gently patted the pig demon's shoulder, and said, "This fat woman's words are too ugly, I will call you Xiaolan in the future." ”
Then he said affectionately to the pig demon: "Xiaolan, in my handsome heart, you are the most beautiful sow in the world!"
The pig demon was moved to tears, and said: "Brother Handsome, no man has ever been so kind to me, Xiaolan will be your person from now on, and she will definitely be very good to you!"
As he spoke, he leaned the pig's head on Wei Shuai's shoulder.
Wei Shuai resisted the urge to spit out, saw the pig demon's plan, and asked, "Xiaolan, I came here for the first time, I don't know what kind of place this is?"
"Brother Handsome, this is the Black Wind Village in the Black Forest, it belongs to the Flying Bird State, and it is the territory managed by the Demon Clan!" the pig demon said gently.
Wei Shuai was completely stupid, she didn't understand what she said at all, she must have traveled to a strange space, and there were still immortals and demons!
Could it be that these monsters know how to spell? Journey to the West has been seen, monsters can spell, it seems that they can find a way to ask them to teach themselves a little spell, and then find a way to escape.
Wei Shuai tried his best to solve the trick, and this pig fan was so fascinated that he actually forgot to call himself a cave room!
With a roll of his eyes, Wei Shuai said: "Xiaolan, do you know how to do spells?" Can you teach me a little, and then we can practice spells together and become a pair of fairy couples that everyone envies in this beautiful forest!"
The pig demon nodded: "Brother Handsome, don't you actually have any immortal methods at all? Aren't all of you human beings practicing immortal methods? What our demon clan practices is not called magic, it is called magic skills!"
Wei Shuai hurriedly said: "Magic skills are also good, no matter what Taoism, spells, immortal methods, and magic skills, I don't understand them at all!"
The pig demon asked, "Brother Handsome, what level have you practiced in Neidan?"
Wei Shuai shook his head blankly!
The pig demon asked again: "Is there any innate qi?"
Wei Shuai shook his head again, "What is innate qi?"
The pig demon sighed and said: "Brother Handsome, you are so pitiful, you have never even heard of innate qi? Even the most ordinary human children in this world know what innate qi is! Then you have to start from scratch, first practice the basic skills, consolidate the foundation and cultivate the yuan, and only after you have practiced the innate qi can you practice!"
Wei Shuai was afraid that she would be suspicious, so he hurriedly said: "I am an orphan, I have no father or mother since I was a child, and no one has ever taught me!"
The pig demon said: "Brother Handsome, Xiaolan's parents, they were both killed in the battle with the Immortal Clan in the Feiyan Valley twenty years ago, and the two of us are now orphans, so let's rely on each other in the future." ”
So, Wei Shuai was fascinated by this pig demon, and he took care of himself comfortably every day for the past three days, just like a maidservant, and taught himself to practice martial arts, and never mentioned the cave room!
Three days have passed in a blink of an eye, Wei Shuai has practiced every day in addition to eating and sleeping, and his body has become stronger, and the pig demon also gave him a hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum grass to replenish his body!