Chapter 1188: Pretending to be a ghost

It turned out that inside Master Zhang's room, there was also a secret door leading to another room, and the secret door was installed inside the cupboard.

The woman who suddenly rushed out was none other than Master Zhang's wife!

On weekdays, she is responsible for sitting in the dark room to watch the camera surveillance, controlling some deceptive organs to ambush, and is responsible for checking information from the computer, secretly prompting Master Zhang and so on.

At that time, she was about to provide a dazzling flame effect for Master Zhang's method, but she never expected that Master Zhang would actually encounter a real ghost!

To be honest, seeing Zhao Yu's bloody fangs, she was also scared enough, and her legs were weak!

But there is no way, the person outside is her husband, even if there is a really powerful ghost, she has to go out to save people!

So, she picked up the electric baton and rushed out to give Zhao Yu a ......

However, Zhao Yu had a stealth detector with him, and he had already seen through their tricks, and knew that there were still people hidden in the dark room!

Moreover, with Zhao Yu's skills, he can kick this person away with one kick.

But...... Zhao Yu, he's bad!

At this time, in order to be able to pretend to be a funny ghost, he did not hesitate to take a stick from this old lady to stimulate the system's invisible lightning rod props.

Sure enough, this time, the effect of pretending to be forced is simply cool!

The lightning rod skillfully turned the current into invisible, without hurting Zhao Yu's fur.

Yes!?

Although the woman had never been an electric ghost, seeing that her electric baton did not hurt Zhao Yu, her fear was self-evident!

In the next second, the old ladies who didn't give up stabbed Zhao Yu several times, but each time, Zhao Yu didn't react.

"Giggle...... Zhao Yu deliberately let out a creepy weird laugh, then turned his face and asked her coldly, "Eldest sister, have you stabbed enough...... Woo......"

After letting out a ghostly roar, Zhao Yu licked his long tongue directly into her face......

Yes......

The woman trembled and obediently turned her back on her breath, and when she fell to the ground along the edge of the kang, her pants were wet......

Phew!

Zhao Yu spat depressedly and scolded in a low voice: "What do you smear on your face? Alabaster or hala oil? It's so stinky...... Saliva...... Spit ......"

Yes...... Yes...... Ahhhh......h

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was scared to the ground, Master Zhang was drilling all over the table, his hat was off, his clothes were torn, and his head even knocked on the corner of the table, and he knocked a big bag!

"Hahaha......" Zhao Yu grabbed the Eight Immortals Table, and as soon as his arms competed, Huo De overturned the Eight Immortals Table!

"Ahh............h

"Hat, female ghost, woo......" Zhao Yu immediately let out another earth-shaking ghost roar.

Although he even shouted out in English, Master Zhang was already so frightened that he lost his pulse, kowtowing while changing his words and begging for mercy: "Niangniang spare your life, Daxian spare your life, spare your life, disciple...... The disciple will never dare again...... Woowoo woo ......"

In the end, this master Zhang was so frightened that he cried bitterly......

Well......

Zhao Yu saw that the heat was almost over, and his playfulness was greatly reduced, so he finally took back his Yi container and changed it back to its original appearance.

However, when he looked around and swept his eyes out of the house, he was shocked to find that there were two big beauties lying there, one red and one blue!

These two were still watching with relish just now, but when they suddenly saw Zhao Yu turn into a ghost, where could they stand it, and they immediately fainted in seconds, unconscious......

Oops!

Zhao Yu scratched his head and shouted in his heart: I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I didn't expect that my pretending Dafa hurt the innocent!

But...... These two women deserve it enough, they all say that curiosity kills cats, and watching excitement kills people, which is not false at all!

Hum...... Because the skirts of these two beauties were quite short, Zhao Yu stared at them for more than ten seconds before turning his head and starting his business.

He first bent down and picked up the woman's electric baton, then pulled a chair over, sat down in front of the master with Erlang's legs crossed, and then said in a deep voice:

"Master Zhang...... Shall I give you some reasonable advice, how about you?"

"Huh?"

Master Zhang was kowtowing there like pounding garlic, and suddenly heard the tone of the female ghost's voice change, and hurriedly raised his head, only to see that the female ghost just now was gone!

Sitting in front of him was still the same young man from before.

This......

Master Zhang's heart was still drumming, but when he heard Zhao Yu's accentuation, he seemed to realize something.

"First of all," Zhao Yu said with a smile, "Those extras you hired are too exaggerated, and they are all non-professional and non-mainstream at first glance! The play is for me to see, so don't keep glancing at me from the corner of your eye! It's too easy to goof!"

"This ...... This ......"

Although Master Zhang had already realized that he might have met a master, he was still too frightened to speak when he saw that Zhao Yu did not play the prop of playing a female ghost next to him.

"Second," Zhao Yu raised his wrist and said, "Although my watch is worth hundreds of thousands, you can't always stare at it!

"Huh......? Who the hell are you?" Master Zhang swallowed, finally relieved himself from his great fear, and quickly got up from the ground.

"I'm not done yet!" Zhao Yu pointed to the teacup and said, "Don't you think that the old formula of cold medicine plus aspirin is too unsafe? Not to mention that the medicine itself has a bitter taste, you still lack virtue to add such a large dose, if I have a heart attack or something, maybe it will really kill people!"

"Therefore, I recommend that you use XXXX cycline, which is a neurological drug, colorless, odorless and non-toxic, and the effect is still a bargain!"

"You're young and strong, it's useless if you don't increase the weight!" Master Zhang involuntarily followed, and after seeing Zhao Yu suddenly spark the electric baton in his hand, he hurriedly asked, "Tell me quickly, what do you want to do?"

"And one last point, do you know what I look down on you the most?" Zhao Yu put away his smile and asked with a serious face.

Master Zhang suddenly felt a great coercion, and a cold sweat broke out on his head again, so he had to echo and ask: "Yes...... What is it?"

"Flying a kite under the table, the shot is not high!hahaha......" Zhao Yu smiled, "You want too little, master!

"If it were me, I would have pretended to be surprised before I did it, saying that the demon was beyond my imagination, it was too difficult to deal with, and I had to pay for it!

"Do you think, it's time like this, who can't pay the bill obediently?"

"Oh......" Master Zhang suddenly realized, and his eyes when he looked at Zhao Yu also changed. He hurriedly stood up, clasped his fist at Zhao Yu, and said, "It turns out that my brother is also a fellow practitioner! I don't know, do you want to smash the field with your actions today, or do you want to join the gang?"

"Hahaha......" Zhao Yu looked up to the sky and laughed, finally took out his police officer card, and said, "You're too worried, I don't want to join the gang, but I want to recruit you! Our Fulai Provincial Prison is now recruiting! Hahaha......"