8:28 a.m., current crowd: 10,002

At 8:30 a.m., current audience: 70,000

Looking at the sudden surge in popularity, Zhao Si'an was a little confused, his popularity was only 50,000 at the end of the last live broadcast, why did he suddenly jump to 70,000.

How would he have known that the last live broadcast was recorded by fans and spread to the Internet to circle a large wave of popularity, it was only two days, and if it fermented for a few more days, the popularity would be even more popular.

"Big brother, you can't do it, don't be stunned. ”

"That video last time took you ten years to make, right?"

"An An in our family is the most talented, who is spraying people? ”

Zhao Si'an looked at the subtitles and asked, "What video was last time?"

"Your live video, what's it pretending to be?"

"Could your last live stream be fake?"

"You have a team behind you, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have been able to make such a good video. ”

Chen Hua is a well-known keyboard warrior, he and his friend Guo Zhirong share a house, yesterday he found Zhao Si'an's live broadcast video on a campus forum, laughed for a morning, and soon he picked up the keyboard and sprayed the poster with a bloody head.

Why?

Because the poster claimed that Zhao Si'an was a live show, all the jokes were handled by Zhao Si'an, and they were broadcast live from time to time every week, and each live broadcast lasted for 2 hours.

Of course Chen Hua doesn't believe it!

Who is so good, can write so many funny jokes, even if there is a team behind them.

It also broadcasts live every week, and if you can broadcast live once a week, I will count you as a cow.

Therefore, Chen Hua is afraid of the sky, the earth, and the society, just one word 'spray'!

Let's talk about it after spraying.

Seeing that the time was almost half past 8, he clicked on the live video, and saw Chen Hua's speech at first sight, so he got up and came to the next door and knocked on the door of Chen Hua's room, "I said, can you spray less? Can you let people do a good live broadcast, you scared the anchor." ”

Zhao Si'an was indeed frightened, frightened by the number of people watching the live broadcast, how could there be 20,000 more?

Chen Hua climbed in front of the computer desk, after all, he is a keyboard warrior, how can he work without a keyboard, so he didn't use his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, and he said without looking back: "It's not that I want to spray him." Who told him to pretend to be at least two hours a week, believe it or not?

I guess he's a newcomer from some agency. The joke is a gimmick, and most of the goods will be sold later, and it will be a joke in half an hour. ”

"You don't care if you're a guy or not, at least they've made you laugh for 20 minutes, and you're so ruthless?"

"It's not that I'm ruthless, I'm reasonable!"

"Reasonable? People are artists of MS company, and they also sell goods live broadcast, are you stupid!"

Chen Hua shouted: "Any artist is fake!"

Guo Zhirong smiled: "Pretending to be an artist of MS company?

Soon Guo Zhirong searched for Zhao Si'an's information, he handed his mobile phone to Chen Hua, and Zhao Si'an's registration photo on the official website of MS was impressive, "Look, people are really idol artists." ”

"These are all fake, there must be hidden secrets, there must be conspiracy!" Chen Hua pushed Guo Zhirong's hand away, and carried forward the style of the keyboard warrior who pointed coldly at Qianfu, and only wanted to scare the world, no matter what facts you have, as long as you can make Lao Tzu raise the bar, it is true that Lao Tzu can vent.

He shouted, his fingers quickly tapped on the keyboard, crackling, and typed out 10 rows of questioning Zhao Si'an's words in a row.

Chen Hua's skills as a senior keyboard warrior are too profound, no matter how Lei Lili helps Zhao Si'an speak, but she can never keep up with the speed of her opponent, she sends a sentence, and the keyboard warrior can scold ten sentences.

Lei Lili was so anxious that she almost shed tears, "Feifei, what can I do! ”

"Don't be afraid!"

Jiang Fei has confidence in Zhao Si'an, "I believe in An An, my family's An An will definitely have a way!"

Now Zhao Si'an finally figured it out, it turned out that a fan recorded his live broadcast video and uploaded it to the Internet circle with a large number of fans. Facing the doubts of the new audience, Zhao Si'an said lightly:

"A high monk asked me: 'A jujube tree or 1,000 catties of jujubes?, which one do you choose?' I said, "I want 1,000 catties of jujubes." ”

The monk shook his head and smiled: "The donor is superficial, it is better to give people jujubes, it is better to give people jujube trees, do you understand this truth?

I said, "I want to sell it after a thousand catties, and I can buy a lot of jujube saplings." ”

The monk clasped his hands together: "Amitabha...... The poor monk doesn't want to talk to you! I don't have any money! I want to die!"

Hahaha! Chen Hua clutched his stomach and laughed, and soon he realized that something was wrong, he pointed to the computer screen and shouted, "This guy hurt me!"

Hahaha! Obviously angry, but he couldn't help but laugh again.

Guo Zhirong said: "You deserve it! This person is really talented." Now you believe it!"

"I don't believe it!hahaha!"

Chen Hua shouted in disbelief, but he still couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Si'an's counterattack with a joke attracted supporters to applaud again and again, Lei Lili suddenly felt happy, and shouted excitedly: "My family An An is too powerful, too talented, and directly used a joke to damage this group of bar spirits." ”

Jiang Fei said proudly: "Isn't it! Our family's An An is a superstar, no one knows, no one knows!"

The two girls were proud, the corners of their mouths turned up, and it seemed that they had won.

Zhao Si'an saw that the response to this paragraph was good, and he was secretly happy in his heart, of course he didn't want to damage the audience, these audiences can't be damaged, they are my future fans!

So he spoke slowly:

The customer asked, "How much does that scarf cost?"

The salesman said, "Two hundred yuan." ”

The customer said, "It's so expensive! It's enough for the price of a good pair of leather shoes." ”

The salesman said: "It's a little expensive, but I've never seen anyone hang leather shoes around their necks!"

The young man cried to the master: "Master, I failed the college entrance examination, my parents scolded me, and my girlfriend left me. Please accept me and let me take refuge in Buddhism. ”

I saw the master take out a stack of college entrance examination review materials, and the young man suddenly realized: "Did the master tell me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year, right?"

The master shook his head and said, "Donor, we only recruit undergraduates here, you better go back to the undergraduate examination first and then come for an interview." ”

Yesterday, I went to see a dentist and found that the female doctor who showed me my teeth was very good-looking, and I thought: Nowadays, girls like rich people, and I must find an opportunity to show my strength.

The doctor asked, "Is the tooth broken, is it extracted?"

I pretended to be nervous and asked, "Will the tooth extraction affect my ability to drive a Bentley?"

Doctor: "It doesn't matter, it's just a little leaky when you brag about it." ”

............

Hulala's joke X10, anyway, Zhao Si'an is also reading according to the cheats, and he won't be tired.

At this moment, the live broadcast room is eerily quiet, the barrage is gone, the spraying is gone, and no one even brushes the gifts, quietly, it seems that these 80,000 viewers are zombie fans.

Let the bullets fly for a while, Zhao Si'an silently got up and drank two sips of water, to give the audience time to relax.

Hahaha,

Hahaha,

Wow Ka,

Oh ha,

In the corners of the world, countless people are holding mobile phones with tears in their eyes and making miserable pig screams, which is so funny that I can't help it!

The audience only cares about laughing, how can they have time to send a barrage, how can they have time to tear up the bar!

The little brother who had just gotten off work sat on the light rail and shed tears, making a sound like killing a pig, facing the eyes of the passengers around him like a caring fool, but he couldn't stop, he really couldn't stop.

Lao Tzu's bright and upright image was ruined, and Lao Tzu's festival fell to the ground, hahaha, wow Ka.

The little brother touched his tears, he really couldn't stop!

It's hilarious!

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