Chapter 1011: Chuan Xiaoman?

"Is it realistic?" She Xiaoman asked coldly, and even glanced at Ye Lan, this bastard knew that he was talking nonsense!

She had already reacted, and now she was dreaming!

They drank there before, and Ye Lan made that red wine, and then they drank too much!

And then I entered such a place, what else could it be but a dream?

And...... Dream and dream, and have a nightmare, and now that the nightmare is over, they haven't even woken up yet!

What does it mean?

I couldn't wake up for a while!

Thinking of this, She Xiaoman was already very angry, and now he ...... After hearing that he couldn't leave this place, he was going to break the jar and break it?

Isn't this just a broken jar!

"Probably...... It's not realistic, isn't it?, but you have to try, right?" Ye Lan rubbed her hands and replied with embarrassment.

"Heh, then I'll take a look at your cultivation?" She Xiaoman sneered, wanting to see how Ye Lan dreamed of cultivating.

"Xiaoman, don't ...... like this" Ye Lan hurriedly put a flattering smile on his face, in fact, he also knew that tonight's incident scared She Xiaoman into this virtue, and it was likely that he was going to take the blame, but he was also very aggrieved, okay!

At night, Xiao Man turned into an alcoholic, and even almost fought with him for the last sip of wine!

This can't be!

"How am I? If I hadn't drunk tonight, my mother would have woken up with a fright!" She Xiaoman said angrily.

Look, what are you talking about? Ye Lan's heart trembled.

"It's so real to wake up. Ye Lan grinned and smiled dryly.

"You dare to laugh at me?" She Xiaoman's brows wrinkled at that time.

"No, no! The conscience of heaven and earth!Xiaoman, how dare I laugh at you!" Ye Lan shuddered at the time, this girlfriend of her own, it is good, there are two problems, one is that you have to turn into a vinegar jar at every turn, well, directly knock it over!

The second ...... It's like this right now, and she can't turn into a tigress at every turn.

"What's that!"

"Tigress...... No, Xiao Man......" Ye Lan was careless, and her face turned white at that time.

"Hmm, Ye Lan, what do you call me!" She Xiaoman's voice turned cold, and his eyes looked at Ye Lan directly.

If the gaze could kill, Ye Lan would definitely believe that he had been killed by this gaze eight million times, but ...... I can't~

That's beautiful.

"Xiao Man, it must be Xiao Man! You heard it wrong, hey, hey, hey......" Ye Lan rubbed her hands and smiled dryly, looking embarrassed.

Seeing that She Xiaoman was speechless for a while, she rolled her eyes, turned around directly, and didn't want to deal with Ye Lan at all.

But...... That arm was still held by Ye Lan.

Seeing this, if Ye Lan still can't understand what She Xiaoman means, then he is really a straight man!

My girlfriend is obviously deflated!

But for now, this is the case...... I'm still in this unknown place, and I can't wake up again.

This can't be!

Isn't that a waste of time!

And I used to hear others say that there are those very awesome elementary school students, what should I do if I can't memorize the texts......?

Then, this awesome elementary school student came up with a very practical way to read this text twice before going to bed.

Well...... Then he can go to sleep, and in his dreams, he can memorize the text automatically.

I have to say, this elementary school student is really ruthless!

As for whether he memorized it the next day, he was not turned over by the head teacher and then found his parents, which is unknown.

But now......

Hey.

A smile appeared in Ye Lan's eyes, raised his head, and looked at She Xiaoman's silky hair, well, it didn't look like it was in the primeval forest, there was no shampoo, it was messy, it was very soft.

What shampoo did She Xiaoman like to use in the past?

Tut.

At this time.

She Xiaoman is also very annoyed, Ye Lan, this bastard, can't you see her angry!

In fact, she also understands that she has her own problems with this matter today, after all, a slap can't make a sound, and don't say it, the wine that this bastard got is really delicious, but it's a little good after drinking.

Hey, I don't know where he got it, and if there will be any more, if there is......

She Xiaoman reacted suddenly, what is this called! As a girl, how can she drink if she has nothing to do!

But...... It's still delicious!

She Xiaoman's face turned a little rosy as she thought about it, but her attention shifted quickly, and she threw away this strange thought in a moment.

Instead, he started to get angry again......

Ye Lan, this bastard! Don't you see that the old lady is angry! If you are angry, you don't coax, what are you waiting for!

It may have been better at first, but when she thought that Ye Lan couldn't come to coax her, she became even more angry......

Well, so repeatedly, the vicious circle begins!

"Xiao Man, I'm idle anyway, or I'll see if I can dream and cultivate. ”

Suddenly, Ye Lan's voice came from behind him.

She Xiaoman: "???"

What is he saying?

Don't coax the old lady, go to practice by yourself?

She Xiaoman was a little dazed, but as a strong person, her heart was also extremely resolute! She turned her head suddenly, her face was a little dark, and there were obviously a few more black lines on her forehead.

This son of a bitch......

"Do you really want to cultivate?" She Xiaoman's face darkened, and his voice sank, with an angry and forbearant look, it was obvious that he had come out of the fright just now.

"Gollum ......"

Ye Lan was a little confused for a while, what is the situation? Didn't you just let him try to see if he could dream and cultivate? Why did he change his face now?

Sichuan opera changes face?

Chuan Xiaoman?

Well, that's a good name......

"Chuan ...... No, Xiaoman, didn't you say let me try it? Anyway, I have nothing to do when I'm idle, try it...... Just try it?" Ye Lan said with a dry smile, grinning, and didn't know if his answer would satisfy his tigress.

But...... That's it, he doesn't know what to do?

"Oh, fix it. She Xiaoman said coldly.

"Oh......" Ye Lan nodded, looking serious, and then, he actually let go of the hand holding She Xiaoman, and then sat down by himself and closed his eyes.

Practice begins!

She Xiaoman just quietly watched Ye Lan sitting on the ground as if she was meditating and cultivating, and she was so angry that her whole body trembled.

How dare you!

This straight man! Oh no! The straight man can't describe him anymore, this is the straight man of steel! I must buy a book on how to fall in love with a straight man of steel when I go back!

This son of a bitch!