Chapter 3: Retribution

"Uh, I can still drink!!" the drunken fat man on the dormitory bed was talking nonsense.

Lin Fan swallowed the soldier food pill cut in his hand into his stomach, smacked his mouth, and tasted it slightly, "It's a little bitter, but it doesn't seem to have any effect." ”

After swallowing the panacea in the novel, don't you all say that there is a warm current in the belly?

I don't seem to have one.

Lin Fan was unwilling, so he simply sat in front of the stool and waited, he didn't drink much, he wasn't sleepy, but he was very excited because he was looking forward to the effect of the soldier food pill.

When you are bored, click on your phone and enter the anime chat group to see if you can grab a few more red envelopes.

A little disappointed,

The information in the chat group shows 99+, but it's all the anime bigwigs in the water group.,

Lin Fan trembled and didn't dare to speak.

At this time, the phone vibrated slightly,

There's news in the group again,

But it's not a chat group, it's from Lin Fan's class exchange group,

Lin Fan clicked on the classmate group, and someone in it posted a video, with a message attached below,

"A car accident occurred in the commercial street of the university town tonight, which has caused a student of our school to be injured and hospitalized, and I hope that the rest of the students will pay more attention to driving safety. ”

Suddenly, the class group, which was basically diving, exploded.

"I'm rubbing, who drove so hard, did you hit someone?"

"No, it was a flat tire and a loss of control and hit a telephone pole. ”

"Secretly, I will tell you that the person who had the accident was Ye Zi'an, and I was having supper in the commercial street at that time. ”

"Ye Zi'an, that pretending guy on the basketball team?"

"That's right, it's him. ”

"Haha, this guy doesn't play very well, but he beats people very fiercely, and now he has finally been retributed for doing a lot of bad things. ”

"I've seen him unhappy for a long time, and he's been there all day long. ”

"It is indeed retribution, it is said that when there was a car accident, the co-pilot's girlfriend was almost disfigured, and the main driver Ye Zi'an was hit with three broken ribs, and when he helped the ambulance, the stretcher suddenly broke, and Ye Zi'an's right leg was crushed and fractured, and the person fainted in pain, and now the ambulance is already on the way to the Royal Avenue Hospital. ”

"I went, and I felt unlucky when I heard it, for fear that I would not be lowered. ”

"Good news for you, I've just come back from the Royal Mile and I'm stuck in traffic and smiling. ”

"Hahahaha"

"Haha"

“.......”

Lin Fan clicked on the video, in the video, a luxury car crashed into a telephone pole, the front of the car was about to be split in half, surrounded by onlookers eating melons, judging from the license plate, it was indeed the luxury car of Ye Zi'an who met in the food stall before,

"The cursed puppet lives up to its name. ”

Lin Fan glanced at the time,

It has only been less than three hours since the use of the cursed puppet, which means that there are still twenty-one hours of torture waiting for Ye Zi'an.

"Relief, relief. ”

Lin Fan laughed, he just hated to get a few more cursed dolls and give Dong Qianqian one too.

Smiling,

Lin Fan felt something strange in his abdomen, a warm current flowed from the eight veins of the strange meridians of his body, and finally converged in the dantian, but the slight difference was that this warm current was a little strange.......

Grunt.

"Oops, my stomach hurts. Lin Fan frowned, grabbed his stomach and rushed into the toilet, and then heard a crackling sound of battle.

Ye Zi'an was lying on the hospital bed, with a dull pain in his right leg in a plaster cast, and even he couldn't understand why he was so unlucky, as if the unlucky things in the world had made him rehearse.

After taking Dong Qianqian to a Western restaurant for supper last night, she was knocked down by the threshold in front of the public when she went out, fell and ate, and half of her front teeth were broken.

Then I wanted to take Dong Qianqian to the hotel to open a room, have a good time, and relieve my depressed mood, but I suffered a car accident halfway, broke my leg on the way to the hospital, and then encountered a traffic jam, and I was in a daze until the morning, and I ate half a cockroach from the lunch box when I was eating breakfast in the hospital......

Ye Zi'an looked at the ceiling and began to doubt life, so that he didn't hear what his girlfriend Dong Qianqian next to him said.

"Damn, it's definitely the broom star damage from last night!"

Recalling that after meeting Lin Fan's guy last night, he seemed to have been unlucky, Ye Zi'an blamed all this on the broom star Lin Fan, "When I am discharged from the hospital, I must kill Lin Fan, this shit!"

Of course, Ye Zi'an didn't expect that the culprit who caused him to be so unlucky was really Lin Fan.

Now the cursed puppet is like a baby that has come to life, bubbling black all over its body, thumping on Ye Zi'an's body, jumping a few times on his shoulder from time to time, playing with Ye Zi'an's hair from time to time, and pinching the owner's nose from time to time.....

caused Ye Zi'an to sneeze again, scratch his head and scratch his itch, and he was uncomfortable, and no one could notice the existence of this cursed puppet.

On the other side,

Conan is invited to join the chat group,

......

There are more and more members in the anime chat group, and there are many anime characters that Lin Fan has never heard of.

In fact, it's not surprising that although Lin Fan likes to watch anime, he is not that kind of fanatical enthusiast, and it is impossible to know all the anime characters, only the traditional three major migrant workers and the popular new ones.

Lin Fan is also not interested in the origin of the big guy in the group now, and he pays more attention to the red envelope!

Whenever a newcomer joins the group, the anime boss will have a rain of red envelopes, and Lin Fan waited until this moment.

"Hurry up and send out red envelopes. As soon as Lin Fan came out of the toilet and washed his hands, he immediately held his mobile phone and paid close attention to everything that happened in the chat group.

After eating the soldier food pills, a large amount of black impurities were excreted from his body, and he spent almost the whole night in the toilet.

Now Lin Fan hasn't had time to lie down and go to bed to rest, but thanks to the soldier food pills, his energy is more abundant than before, and the rest of his body has also undergone a lot of changes.

First of all, the body has become stronger, the swimming ring that used to be in the abdomen has disappeared, and gradually the eight-pack abdominal muscles are revealed, and the muscle lines of the body are becoming more and more obvious.

Lin Fan admired his perfect body in front of the mirror, and overnight, his figure changed from a white chicken to an abs brother, it was like a dream, he looked thin in his clothes, and he was probably the feeling of being undressed with meat.

After admiring the figure, Lin Fan quickly returned his attention to the chat group on his mobile phone.

Ding, the poor god is invited to join the chat group.

Zi Laiye:, which big guy pulled this? Poor gods can also join the group?

Deprived God: ????

Jiraiya: This guy has an aura of bad luck, what if we get poor.

Poor God: You call yourself Zilai, I'll always remember you.

Jiraiya:, I was wrong.

Nami the little thief cat: Then why don't you send a big red envelope to rush to the joy.

Hero King Gilgamesh: Just arrived, what happened?

Yamamoto Motoyanagisai: The local tyrant is here, everyone is lined up to welcome.

Nami, the little thief cat: The whole big red envelope!

Yato: Long live the local tyrant, my broadsword is already hungry and thirsty!

Hero King Gilgamesh: Haha, little meaning, welcome newcomers, this king will give you a big red envelope, are you ready?

Lin Fan's eyes lit up, and the previous cursed puppet had already made him see the power of the props, so Lin Fan cheered up, focusing on the mobile phone screen, and he was reluctant to blink his eyelids.

Because of the food pills,

Lin Fan now felt that his five senses had become much more sensitive, he could hear the sound of the dormitory next door talking through the wall, and even the roots and feathers of the birds on the treetops a hundred meters away from the balcony could be seen clearly.

"The Bing Food Pill has improved my physique, and at the same time, it has also increased the sharpness of my five senses, so it is better to eat all the rest. ”

In order to be able to compete with the perverted hand speed of the anime bosses in the chat group, Lin Fan decisively swallowed the remaining soldier food pills into his stomach, and the familiar feeling hit again, and the reaction speed rose several steps.

bite

"Welcome to the newlyweds"

The hero king Gilgamesh sent a big red envelope.

Lin Fan saw the opportunity, and almost at the moment when the red envelope came out, his fingers pressed on the broken words.

The red envelopes have been sold out.

Lin Fan: "......."

No, the big guys in the group are so terrifying that they can't grab the drugs.

Lin Fan is extremely depressed, these anime characters in the group are the chosen ones in their respective worlds, capable and strong, although he has improved his physique and hand speed, he is still an ordinary person after all, and there is a big gap with the big guy.

Thinking of this, Lin Fan became more and more helpless, the treasures in the red envelopes issued by the local tyrants must be priceless, at least at the level of cursed dolls.

At this moment,

Another red envelope is sent!

it, there are still there, hurry up and grab it!

Lin Fan had a little little hand, but he successfully grabbed it.

Congratulations on grabbing the Red Envelope from Iskandar, the King of Conquest, and getting 80 points.

Iskander: Haha, I'm here to join in the fun.

Poor God: Another local tyrant has appeared, thank you boss.

Iskander: Don't don't, poor god, don't thank me, I can't afford it!

Nami the little thief cat: How can you fix it! I didn't notice! I didn't have time to grab it.

Hell Maiden Enma Love: Didn't notice +1

Night God Moon: Didn't notice +1

.......

Nami the little thief cat: There are so many points, and the saliva of envy is about to flow out.

Young Detective Conan: Probably this is a local tyrant.

Jiraiya: Haha, I grabbed it, it's a full 99 points, and it's gone.

Yamamoto Motoyanagisai: 29.9

Lelouch: 70

......

This time, Lin Fan grabbed the red envelope in a daze, but what made him a little disappointed was that the red envelope was not a prop, but some points.

"What's the use of these points?"

Lin Fan complained: "It's better to get me some practical props, give me some dragon slaying knife and leaning on the sky sword." ”

Looking at the chat messages in the group that are gradually getting wet,

Lin Fan knew that there would be no red envelopes to grab in the next period of time.

Peeping,

The phone vibrates, Pirate Hawkins added you as a friend, do you accept it?

"Hawkins, could it be the scarecrow in the Twelve Supernovas? Lin Fan was stunned, and chose to accept the other party's friend with doubts.