"Bang dang!"

loud noise

Ah Bai kicked open the door of the dormitory and shouted at the classmates inside.

"Now!"

"Get up!"

"From now on, I, Ah Bai, announced that this is the mortal dormitory, and whoever dares to move the mortal master in the future, who dares to let the mortal master play the assistance, and whoever dares to rob the wild monster of the mortal master, will first step over Bai Jia's corpse!"

"Mortal awesome!"

"Mortal awesome!"

......

Shaoxiong, who was in the same dormitory, was taking a bath, and when he heard the ghost crying wolf in the living room, he came out wrapped in a towel and kicked Ah Bai out of the dormitory.

Bang dang,

Loud noise.

The door is locked.

", Shaoxiong open the door, don't lock it, my key is still inside. ”

"Reflect on yourself outside, shouting and screaming, and making noise. ”

Shaoxiong said ruthlessly.

"Hmph, even if I am misunderstood by the world, even if you throw me outside the dormitory, even if the cold wind in the corridor, even if Lin Da Benefactor can't hear my cry at this moment, I will shout in the loudest voice: Fan Ye is awesome!"

"Mortal awesome!"

......

"Drafted, White Dog, still shouting? ”

As soon as Shaoxiong turned on the hot water, he heard the howl outside, and angrily picked up the mop and rushed out.

"Kill you! White Dog. ”

"Kill me, I also want to shout: Fan Ye is awesome. ”

Ah Bai fled to the balcony, letting the night breeze blow on his face, facing the mop in Shaoxiong's hand, he still looked fearless.

"You're still yelling! Can you stop shouting, our dormitory has been complained about lately. ”

Yu Shaoxiong was in a very bad mood, he was such a brain-dead roommate, shouting and screaming when he played games all day long, and he was scolded by the dormitory manager for being an innocent person.

"Mortal is awesome. Abano said again.

"You!" Shaoxiong held up the mop.

Then

Bang dang,

Still a loud bang,

Their dormitories were shut by the wind.

Shaoxiong was wrapped in a bath towel, and his hands remained in the posture of holding a mop.

Ah Bai just wanted to shout out the next sentence, but at this moment he was also in place

.......

"So, that's why you two didn't get in?"

Lin Fan, who had just come back from workout, was speechless at the two guys in the dormitory next door,

Shaoxiong is okay, he usually looks like a very serious person, and he won't do such nonsensical things.

But if you have a neuropathy like Ah Bai, it's easy to be taken into the pit.

"Why don't you go to the dormitory manager. Lin Fan let Ah Bai and the others sit on his stool, picked up a pot of water and drank it.

The special training is really tiring, and I am so tired when I come back every day.

Yu Shaoxiong sat in Lin Fan's position and looked at the video screen, and said lightly: "The lights in the dormitory manager's office are out, I don't dare to knock on the door, so I have to wait until tomorrow morning to go." ”

Seeing Lin Fan finish drinking water,

Shaoxiong stood up and gave up his position to Lin Fan.

"It's okay, Shaoxiong, you play, I'll take a shower. Lin Fan said, came to sit in the fat man's seat, and said, "What about you, white dog, what's going on." ”

"Mortal is awesome. ”

Ah Bai gave Lin Fan a fist salute like an ancient warrior, and said, "In the future, you will be my master, and you can tell me anything." ”

"I'm not asking you this, I'm saying where the fat man has gone, why are you in his place. ”

"Master, the fat man said to buy gifts, he and the netizen seemed to be going well, and he made an appointment in a few days to go out on a date, so he went out to buy gifts in advance. ”

Buying a gift?

It seems that the results of the face base are out,

Both men and women are emotionally stable, and it is good to have the next step.

Lin Fan went into the bathroom to take a bath,

In the middle of the way, I heard the voice of someone returning,

When he came out, it was a fat man, he was holding a beautifully packaged gift box in his hand, and in addition to bringing back a lot of snacks, which were distributed to each student's table.

Fat man: "Everyone, I'm out of single!!"

Ah Bai opened a bag of potato chips and shouted very demonically: "Fan Ye is awesome." ”

Shaoxiong, who was chasing the new fan, didn't want to take care of it, but after eating the snacks bought by the fat man, he raised his fist very perfunctorily and said, "yes!"

"Afan, I really want to thank you this time!" The fat man saw Lin Fan get dressed and walked out of the bathroom, went up and put his arm on Lin Fan's shoulder and said, "I'm finally going to meet Xiao Min in reality!"

"Congratulations. ”

Lin Fan was still happy that his friend was able to take off the single, and he used a bath towel to clean his hair.

Lin Fan: "Did you see Xiao Min?"

The fat man nodded shyly: "Well, although it's not very pretty, it's the type I like." ”

Seeing the fat man's sullen energy, Ah Bai said cheaply: "Are you sure it's a woman?"

", my Xiaomin has long hair, and there is a fake with the camera on?" the fat man showed off.

Is it a woman with long hair?

When you open the camera, you've seen a woman?

Young!

Too young!

Lin Fan couldn't help but shake his head, and was about to say something to the fat man,

Shaoxiong stood up first and said: "Ah Peng, in this society now, if you don't go to the last step, you will never know whether the other party is a man or a woman, and you will have more snacks." ”

In the dormitory, Lin Fan and Ah Bai both bowed their heads in agreement,

But the fat man had a resolute expression, and his eyes seemed to say: "You single dogs, obviously envy me for successfully freeing my hands." ”

Just when the fat man was proud,

His eyes fell on Shaoxiong's legs, and he suddenly shouted, ", you stinky boy, why are you wearing my slacks!"

Shaoxiong said calmly: "Because I don't have pants to wear." ”

That's what it was,

Is it possible to run around wrapped in a bath towel?

"Forget it, don't push it with your group of teasers. The fat man turned around and grabbed Lin Fan, who was brushing his teeth, and said, "Actually, I still have something to ask you, Fanzi, Xiao Min made an appointment with me just now, and we will go to the comic con in the city together the day after tomorrow, and we will go together when the time comes." ”

"What?" Lin Fan's toothpaste was about to squirt out, "Why are you looking for me to go to some anime exhibition for no reason, I'm not available." ”

I want to practice!

I'm going to get stronger out of exhaustion!

Lin Fan didn't say these words, and he couldn't tell his roommates, let them know that he went to practice martial arts every night, and it was estimated that he would call the psychiatric car from the hospital to come over.

The fat man clasped his hands together and begged: "Please, Brother Fan, whether my happy career can come is the last step, and whether I can succeed the day after tomorrow depends on you." ”

"No, I can't. ”

Lin Fan said simply,

The projection time is ending tomorrow, although he can continue to find the god of strategy on buFF, anyway, all he needs is a few game discs.

But Lin Fan really didn't have time, there was still about a week before the agreed date with the Qin family, his current combat effectiveness was steadily improving, and just now he deliberately went to study the three styles of moon steps, paper painting, and Lan legs, and felt that he still had a lot of room for improvement.

Time is precious.

"Why don't I write you a strategy paper?"

"Don't. I'm going to be nervous then, and besides, holding a piece of paper and chatting with someone on a date will definitely make girls angry. ”

The fat man was about to cry in tears, and said, "Just one day, after that day, no matter what the result is, I promise that I won't trouble you with Xiaomin in the future." ”