Chapter 13: MC Poets!
Lu Guanjie occasionally brushes up on Internet hotspots, this one is called MC Wudao, picks up a DJ accompaniment, writes some nonsense and bullshit words, and licks his face and claims to be original music.
What do you teach? This kind of broken words, reading a nine-year compulsory education, who can't write three kilograms a day?
Shouldn't it be to help P friends get angry? Lu Guanjie felt a little funny, and connected: "Since you have revenge, don't bother, just PK in your field." ”
My field?
MC Wudao raised his beauty by one level, and felt that this kid was a little rampant, and he would suppress his voice when he shouted Mai.
also scored pronunciation skills such as angry sounds, picking sounds, traditional, roaring, etc., you are an Internet celebrity who relies on your mother, can you understand what alternative music is? ”
"Just the DJ of "Girl Come With Me". Lu Guanjie smiled.
"What?" said MC Wudao, pretending to be deaf and dumb.
"Thunder," Lu Guanjie reminded.
"Wouldn't it be over if you said this earlier, wait for death, you come first, I'll come first?" MC coughed twice, rubbing his hands.
"You first. Lu Guanjie thought about it, isn't shouting Mai just adding me, this, that, his subject-verb-object, the major MC poets in ancient times are enough to deal with it.
A familiar piece of dance music enters the scene...
MC five sound card open:
"The thunder is all over the sky, and the sky is falling into the purple gold hammer
Purple lightning, my Xuanzhen flame, and the Nine Heavens Hanging Sword are shocking
The dark clouds are on the battlefield, whistling and raining
Since ancient times, I have been amorous and hateful, and I hold the crescent blade..."
Crown X99
Spiritual Hui: "It's still so domineering, Brother Wudao!"
Woo ~ Cloud Piercing Arrow X20
Alternative little prince: "Alternative is my faith, and thousands of people admire my proud voice!"
.... As soon as the score jumped to 380,000+, MC Wudao came prepared, made a look out of his own pocket, and the apprentice on the side of the pot lid brushed 40,000 yuan angrily, pulling the score to 700,000.
Lu Guanjie was not in a hurry, cleared his throat, and the sound of death and heavy metal in Europe and the United States shocked out:
"The moon is falling and the sky is full of black crying, and Jiang Feng is sleeping
Gusuna outside the city of the cold mountain, the bell in the middle of the night to the passenger ship
The cold rain and my river entered Wu at night and sent guests to Chushan Lonely
If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask for directions, I will hold the jasper pot..."
Bang ~ Carnival X30
Wu Lei of Sanliu Heavy Industry: "The traditional poems are picturesque, and Mr. Wang introduced them, and he couldn't help but brush them first. ”
Whoosh ~ Big Rocket X8
Cute cat: "Here I am again, love you." ”
"I'm going to support you with Ant Huabei!"
"I understand, I understand, hoe He, I said that afternoon, sweat drops, she He went to the soil...#滑稽"
The score explosion has risen to one million, and due to too many special effect gifts, it has also been shown in other live broadcast rooms, and the number of online people on both sides has broken 100,000+
The countdown is over, and the MC five gaps are hugely lost.
Lu Guanjie clasped his hands and smiled: "Call it." ”
MC Wudao didn't think that he would lose, but in the online live broadcast industry, the male anchor can't afford to play and can't get mixed up.
Besides, so many people are watching, maybe it can cause a wave of hot spots if they scream, and their faces turned blue and said, "Dad..."
(Dimensional energy plus 1, stored as 472)
Lu Guanjie smiled knowingly, spent 20 points, and secretly performed the technique of mouth retreat - the technique of washing the heart and changing the face
I drank saliva with a dry mouth, and comforted: "Wudao, it's right to like music, it's your fault to pick up and keep it for yourself, I really like music, sign up for a study class." ”
"There's no shame in reforming yourself, after a long time, rely on talent to get back on your feet. ”
MC Wudao hung up with his fists, his brain was cool for a while, and he suddenly felt his mouth open.
Maybe it's really like he said, and get out of the other way?
After playing the Internet for seven or eight years, in fact, he knows better than anyone that when shouting microphones is mentioned as a renaissance, their generation is already outdated, and the self-proclaimed title of musician is nothing more than self-deception.
I have to eat just right, and I have been forced to hold on until now... It's time for a change!
Thinking about it, MC Wudao was driven by the subconscious, turned on the camera, and clicked record.
"From now on, I will never pick up other people's beats again, even if I shout microphone, I will make my own DJ!"
"I'm going to retire indefinitely until I learn to make music, and it's no accident that I'm extraordinary, when my king returns!"
"Goodbye, family..."
Lu Guanjie didn't have time to pay attention to the follow-up situation and broadcast the rice.
Every time he helps someone solve a problem, he will make a small video and post it, and paste it with transfer and chat records.
The drunkard's intention is not to drink, the live broadcast is just an introduction to attract early consumption, and when someone's problem is solved, the nature changes.
Just wait for the business license to come down, a certification, gorgeous transformation into an online consulting company.
Lu Guanjie concentrated on drafting patents and drawing 3D model diagrams.
Although the commission for technical troubleshooting is lucrative, it is still not as cool as patent sales and licensing.
One take is millions or tens of millions!
Xiaoqi called: "Boss, I have selected a few office buildings as required, in Zhujiang New District, waiting for you to decide." ”
Lu Guanjie cleaned up and quickly rushed to the scene.
The business license must be declared at the address, and the sooner the base is resolved, the better.
The office buildings in Zhujiang New Area are very expensive, but the surrounding subway and bus network is convenient, and there are many companies with forced qualifications, which is easy to make people feel heroic.
The first two are more than 300 square meters, and the monthly rent is about 130,000 yuan.
The location of an office building depends on the impact of the surrounding buildings.
If it is low, it affects the lighting, and it feels inferior, and the air is not necessarily good if it is high.
Lu Guanjie pinched his fingers, looked at the direction of the sun and the moon in the heavens and the earth, and muttered: "Dry is yang, exchange is square, three thousand from the water fall Pingyang, Kan is new, Kun is rising, and the epicenter of the dragon vein is all life." ”
Raising his hand, he pointed to the tower-type super Grade A office building in the distance, and said to Xiaoqi: "Just that building, check if there is any rental information." ”
"Wow, you still know a little bit about Feng Shui. Xiao Qi smiled and imitated him: "I will too, looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, a heavy entanglement is a heavy pass..."
"Why don't you watch less TV?"
There are famous feng shui masters in Lu Guanjie's overlapping identities, metaphysics is difficult to talk about, people move living trees and move death, all industries in the world are particular, sometimes you obviously have good things, because a position can't be sold.
There are also people who have been on the road all the way up because of an accident, and they suddenly plummeted.
Seeing that Lu Guanjie couldn't laugh, Xiaoqi opened the portable tablet and executed it in a muffled voice.
"There you have it, Area A on the 35th floor, Area B on the 60th floor..."Xiaoqi held the tablet and slid it one by one, which contained display pictures and spatial data.
Lu Guanjie shook his head one after another, and finally fixed his eyes on his own house.
That's it!
This house is 338 square meters, exquisite decoration, invincible view, located at the top of the building, with a rooftop swimming pool with greenery, does not belong to the office area planning, presumably which businessman is a wealthy private residence.
The information above shows: West Tower 118th Floor (Garden Mansion)
The old man used to live in a house, and due to physical reasons, he kept Begin, which can be rented or sold-
The rent is 390,000 yuan/month/quarter
The price is 386 million yuan
Lu Guanjie plans to use both business and residence, and in the future, the grassroots service department will definitely be in the suburban industrial zone.
It can only be used as a core high-level office, and the number of people is bound to not be too large.
He counted the cash in his hand, excluding the advance salary for Xiaoqi, plus the withdrawal of cash on the live broadcast platform, there were more than 600,000 left...
Not enough, what's the matter?