28, Li Yifan composed poems

Li Yifan hurriedly took out a few hundred yuan and handed it to Bai Jie: "This job, you women will go, our old man won't join in the fun!"

Bai Jie took the money and said with a smile: "The extra is a tip!"

"No problem, buy some chicken, duck and fish, don't be too much!" Li Yifan said.

Except for the three girls who were too tired and didn't talk much today, sitting on the sofa watching TV, Bai Jie, Liu Xiaoyuan and the fast-talking girl plus one and other four girls went out to buy vegetables.

"How is it, Brother Feng?" Li Yifan said to Brother Feng, who was still fighting.

At this time, Brother Feng's skills are very average, and he is far worse than himself and Li Yifan in later generations.

Li Yifan wanted to say that I would like to give you a show, but seeing that Brother Feng liked computer games so much, he held back.

Then he thought to himself, playthings can indeed lose their minds, and Brother Feng can repeat a grade mainly because of computer games.

"The family is going to open an Internet café here, and everyone will go play when they are free!" Li Yifan remembered that he had to settle things with Brother Zhang as soon as possible in the past two days, so he said to a few people.

"It's very profitable to open an Internet café!" Xiaojun interjected at this time.

Li Yifan remembered that in his previous life, Brother Feng and Brother Taozi's families were relatively rich, and then said: "If any of you want to open it, you can participate in it!"

Seeing that a few people didn't speak, Li Yifan said, "Brother Peach, is your family okay?"

Everyone earns money together, and everyone shares the risks, but they will always take the lion's share, which is the experience summarized by Li Yifan in his previous life when he saw the "Ten Thousand Books", but unfortunately it is only "theoretical experience".

Brother Peach said at this time: "I'll go back and discuss it with my family, see if it's okay." ”

"It doesn't matter if it works or not, if it is opened, anyway, everyone will go online to give you a discount in the future!" Li Yifan promised everyone.

Half an hour later, the girl who was shopping for vegetables came back, and as soon as she entered the door, Bai Jie shouted: "Tired, tired, cowman, peach, come and get something!"

"Comrades have worked hard!" Brother Peach heard this voice, and immediately walked out of the door, waved his hand as a leader, and shouted.

The three girls on the couch giggled.

"Give you money, there are more than 40 yuan left, I originally wanted to spend it!" Bai Jie handed Li Yifan a gross ticket.

"You keep it, and I'll hit it when I go back at night!" Li Yifan said.

Bai Jie felt that he had an obligation to bring back the six people in the dormitory, so he said, "It's okay, then thank you!" and didn't give him politeness.

However, Li Yifan's small gesture made all the women have a good impression of him.

The girls were about to sit down and rest again, and as soon as they sat down, Bai Jie suddenly said, "Niuren, you really don't have a girlfriend?"

"Not really!"

I don't know if Yang Fei'er counts, but she didn't admit it.

"Then, I'll introduce her to you!" Bai Jie pulled Liu Xiaoyuan beside her.

Liu Xiaoyuan's face suddenly turned red!

Li Yifan didn't expect this to be the result, scratched his head, and thought, neither is it to accept it, and it is not to refuse.

Several pigheads began to heckle him next to him, trying to push him onto the couch.

This is too fast, the first day we met, Li Yifan couldn't help but blame Bai Jie for too many things.

"Golden Turtle Son-in-law!" Bai Jie said with a smile in Liu Xiaoyuan's ear.

Damn, the golden beetle's son-in-law got up, and Li Yifan was speechless.

When this kind of thing happens, both men and women like to make noise, maybe it's human nature.

Seeing this, Li Yifan couldn't hold back even if he was a 30-year-old at this time.

It seems that this kind of thing can only be avoided in the midst of a coax. Li Yifan changed the topic and said, "Bai Jie, how about I introduce Brother Peach to you?"

This is the fate of the two of them, Bai Jie immediately blushed, Brother Peach was still a "junior brother" at this time, and his old face was red.

Xiaojun hurriedly said at this time: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, you're starving, let's cook!"

Thankfully, Li Yifan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiaojun, don't worry, brother will definitely introduce you to a girlfriend!" Li Yifan remembered that in his previous life, Xiaojun was still alone in 2010, so he patted him on the shoulder and said.

Xiao Jun immediately waved his hand and smiled shyly.

Why do human beings feel shy and ashamed when they encounter things between men and women? Li Yifan suddenly became a little puzzled.

No one came to answer.

Half an hour later, the smell of food wafted through the room, and although everyone had nibbled on apples, their bellies still growled.

"Sister Bai, eight mistakes and eight mistakes, this craft, Brother Peach will be blessed in the future!" Brother Feng was tired of playing the game, gave the computer to Shi and Andy to surf the Internet, ran out and grabbed the meat slices with chopsticks, and gobbled them up.

Hearing this, Brother Peach buried his head and munched on the apple.

In these years, it is estimated that except for Li Yifan and Brother Feng, everyone else is a thin-faced person.

Meals are prepared;

"Come, everyone have a drink, thank you for your hospitality!" Although Bai Jie is a female streamer and speaks gently, he has the demeanor of a general.

Li Yifan said that he didn't dare to be, thank you for helping me as a coolie today.

"It's interesting! I didn't expect the fraternity dormitory to be so fun!" said the fast-talking girl.

"Niuren, I just heard that you are going to open an Internet café, right? Go to our school and open it, I must go to you often!" Bai Jie said again.

"There's nothing to do yet!" Li Yifan said modestly.

"Why are you talking so little today?" Brother Shi shouted to a few silent girls: "You should be punished, you have to drink!"

This pig's head was an alcoholic in his previous life and present life, and after his junior year, he became a beer belly.

"If you don't drink it, drink a glass of wine with the stone!" Li Yifan said evilly.

As soon as these words were finished, sure enough, the girls obediently drank half a glass of beer.

"Brother Fan, I'm serving you!" Brother Feng shouted at the top of his voice.

"Don't tease us, you should be the main force when drinking!" Bai Jie said at this moment.

"No, Bai Jie, tell me about your past with our Brother Peach!"

"Don't always talk about me!" Brother Peach immediately retorted.

Except for Bai Jie, everyone burst out laughing.

"Brother Fan, let's write a poem for everyone!" Brother Peach said suddenly.

Li Yifan was stunned, what are these words?

I remember that in my previous life, Brother Peach took everyone to see one of his female classmates, and said to that classmate, Brother Fan can compose poems, let him make a poem for us to listen to, although it was a joke at the time, but Li Yifan remembered it deeply.

Everyone was stunned when they saw Li Yifan, so they started to coax again.

Although Li Yifan is said to be half a bucket of water, it is not a problem to remember a few lyrics or Internet phrases after 2000.

But at the moment, he wilted, why would Brother Peach say the same thing in his previous life on this occasion?

"Boss, you should know by now, some of it will happen, right?" said the chick in his mind.

"Is the time wrong?" Li Yifan said in his mind.

"From the memories I dug into your past life, to be exact, Brother Peach should have said it tomorrow morning. The chick said.

The person next to him pushed Li Yifan and said, "Brother Fan, don't be in a daze, let's listen to a song!"

After Li Yifan sorted out his thoughts, he smiled at everyone: "Since you want to compose a poem, then you are welcome! The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground..."

"No, no, it's memorizing poems, not composing poems!" said the fast-talking girl.

yes, yes, everyone began to chim.

"Well, if that's the case, who among you is a talented girl, sing us an English song, right?" Andy said honestly.

The girls were reluctant to sing at the dinner table, and Li Yifan also waved his hand: "Forget it, singing at the dinner table is not very good!"

In this way, the incident of Li Yifan's poetry was fooled.

When eating about the same, Li Yifan made a host's speech: "Thank you for coming to the Humble House, this friendship is very successful, I hope you will start from the beginning, don't be half-hearted, empathize and don't love, and when the peach blossoms bloom next year, we will sing a song of Yingshan Hong." ”

So far, the guests and hosts are happy!

When night fell, Li Yifan sent everyone out.

"Niuren, you are very good, what I said is true, our Liu Xiaoyuan is also a flower, you don't have this shop in this village!" Seeing everyone walking separately in twos and threes, Bai Jie walked to Li Yifan's side and said.

"Actually, I think you and Brother Peach are fateful mandarin ducks, I don't believe you wait and see!" Li Yifan said to Brother Peach next to him.

"Count me in vain, cowman, being rich may not necessarily get love, I can see what Liu Xiaoyuan means to you!" Bai Jie looked at Brother Peach and said.

"That's too fast, isn't it, eldest sister?" Li Yifan said when he saw a group of people waiting for them dozens of meters away.

"I don't usually make matchmakers!" Bai Jie said: "There are a few families in our dormitory who are not in a good situation, have you seen that they don't talk much today?"

"What's the connection between a bad family and not talking much?" said Brother Peach.

"Lao Li" is a person from the past, of course he knows the meaning of this.

"Peach, you are relatively simple among boys!" Bai Jie, as Brother Peach's classmate, should be quite familiar, and he is not polite when he speaks.

"I'm pretty simple!" Li Yifan said shamelessly.

Don't look at Liu Xiaoyuan's tall stature, in fact, she is quite simple and has no scheming. Bai Jie said.

"How tall is she?" asked Momoko.

"1.68 meters!" Bai Jie said: "The Northeast girl is tall!"

Li Yifan remembered that Wang Zixuan was also from the Northeast.