404 Run, Brother
Outside the hotel room, two Soviet policemen who were in charge of monitoring Cha's father and son were smoking boredly cigarettes.
"It's damn weather, and I don't know how cold it will be!" a red-bearded policeman grumbled, tired of it.
"And to endure for four or five months, you know, the weather in our USSR is the coldest in the whole world. Another small-eyed policeman took a puff of his cigarette and said leisurely.
Redbeard Policeman: "God, if things get worse like this, I'm really afraid something will happen to Moscow." ”
"Yes, prices are starting to rise again, and now I can't even afford milk for a month's salary. ”
"The damn government won't come out to defend us, can't it starve us to death?" said the red-bearded policeman angrily.
"Be content, people like us are much better--- you know, my dear, many people who have nothing to eat are about to go to work as porters on the Volga. ”
Although I knew that what my companion said was a joke, it still sounded full of sadness.
The slender man on the Volga used to be a tragic situation under the tyranny of Tsarist Russia, but now?
Just when the two Soviet policemen sighed---
Ping Pong!
There is a noise in the room.
"Come on, help, my son's illness is a crime!" Zha Dongchen shouted as he hammered the door with his hand.
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
The red-bearded cop glanced warily at the small-eyed cop.
The small-eyed policeman also looked at him.
The two no longer hesitated, hurriedly extinguished the cigarette butts, and quickly opened the door, and then saw the two Hong Kong people who were guarded by them, the old man stood aside and looked very anxious and nervous, and the young man was lying on the ground, stripped naked, and convulsed.
"My son he ...... He has had another attack and must be taken to the hospital immediately!" said Zha Dongchen loudly to the two Soviet policemen.
The red-bearded policeman and the small-eyed policeman couldn't understand what he was saying at all, but looking at Cha Yongxiao's bare ass lying on the ground and rolling, they knew that there was something wrong with his brain.
"What should we do?" asked the small-eyed policeman.
The red-bearded policeman was also confused, "The above sent us to guard them, if something happens to this bare-ass guy, we will not be able to finish eating and walking!"
"Okay then, what are we going to do?"
"Call the hospital first and ask them to send an ambulance!"
"Okay, I'll call it right away!" The small-eyed policeman immediately went to find the landline, and when he found it, he said, "Damn! I forgot, we cut off the phone line here!"
"Then you go outside and fight!" the red-bearded policeman urged.
"Okay, I'll go right away!" the small-eyed policeman immediately rushed out of the door.
Here, the red-bearded policeman saw that the bare-assed crazy Zha Yongxiao was still rolling on the ground, so he said to Zha Dongchen, I'll pour him a glass of water, you help him up first!"
But when Officer Redbeard poured ice water and came back, he saw that the old man was the only one left in the room, and he was still lying on the ground screaming just now, and Zha Yongxiao, who was rolling in pain, didn't know where he had run.
"What about people?" the red-bearded officer asked Zha Dongchen, who was seated, with ice water.
Although Zha Dongchen couldn't understand Russian, he also knew what he was asking, so he slowly wiped his reading glasses and said: "I'm old and can't run, but my boy can still run! I don't know if you guys can catch up--- hahaha!"
......
Run!
Run fast!
Zha Yongxiao hugged his clothes, bare buttocks, and quickly ran out of the hotel gate.
Thankfully, it was night, and there weren't many people coming in and out of the hotel, but it was amazing enough.
"Oh God, did you see a bare-ass guy running out?"
"Incredible, incredible! Is that a bare-bottomed monkey?"
"It's such a cold day, and someone is running naked! Oh God!"
The people who saw Zha Yongxiao all pointed at his back.
Cha Yongxiao didn't care about anything, and he let go of everything.
He didn't expect his father to come up with such a vicious plan to let himself slip away naked.
The journey was simply unimpeded.
yes, and who would stop a madman?
Zha Yongxiao ran out of the hotel quickly with his clothes, and finally found a remote place, and put on his little Nene first, but before he could continue to put on his pants, someone seemed to be chasing after him.
Zha Yongxiao couldn't care much, so he had to pick up his clothes and shoes again and run barefoot behind the ice and snow.
His bare feet squeaked against the soft snow, and the icy wind blew his naked body, and the ice was biting.
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to work hard, I'm going to run!
Zha Yongxiao listened to the roar of the cold wind in his ears, and watched the ice road in front of him being crossed by himself piece by piece, and his heart sweated wildly.
At this time, there were no more people chasing behind.
Zha Yongxiao was excited.
Damn bastards, finally got rid of them.
But before he could be happy, he heard a buzzing sound, and when Cha Yongxiao looked back, he saw a white jeep following him like a ghost.
"This is ......," Cha Yongxiao looked at the jeep.
The jeep had its headlights on, which was somewhat glaring.
Seeing Zha Yongxiao's view, the window glass of the jeep's cab opened, and a bald head poked out.
Zha Yongxiao's heart was cold.
The jeep accelerated and drove parallel to Cha Yongxiao.
The bald guy --- Jinjiu said to Zha Yongxiao through the window: "Zha Shao, what a Yaxing, you still play naked on such a cold day!"
Zha Yongxiao snorted coldly and continued to run with his clothes, wanting to get rid of the car.
But Jin Jiu drove the car and bit him to death.
No matter how Zha Yongxiao runs, he can't escape.
That damn jeep was always two or three meters away from him, following him.
Jin Jiu poked his head out and said to him again: "How about it, Cha Shao, do you want to come in to warm up and relax? If it freezes your precious body, it will be terrible!"
Zha Yongxiao gritted his teeth and insisted!
Jin Jiu was biting on an apple in the car and following along.
Finally, Zha Yongxiao couldn't run anymore.
The main thing is that he's cold.
It's too cold.
He shivered with the cold.
The bastard said that as long as you do exercise in the snow, you won't feel cold.
The jeep overtook him and stopped in front, and the bald guy Jin Jiu threw away half of the apple he had eaten, and half of the apple smashed a hole in the snow.
Jin Jiu opened the car door, shivering from the cold, and his teeth were clucking, and Zha Yongxiao pouted and motioned for him to get into the car.
Zha Yongxiao didn't hesitate anymore and hurriedly got into the car.
Warm!
It's so warm!
"Get dressed, you look ugly with your bare butt!" Jin Jiu dropped a cigarette and said.
Zha Yongxiao began to get dressed in the car.
"Our Boss Song is really clever, I know that your father and son will not be so obedient, but I didn't expect --- to run naked, you can figure it out!"
In the face of Jin Jiu's sarcasm and ridicule, Zha Yongxiao didn't say a word.
At this time, Jin Jiu suddenly said to him: "Sometimes when I see you like this, I will ask myself, is this still the one who used to cover the sky with one hand in Pan Yu and was high-spirited in Hong Kong?"
Hearing this, Zha Yongxiao, who had been silent, suddenly choked up, and then cried.
Yes, who was he before? The majestic Zha Da Shao, whoever is unhappy will be rectified Zha Yongxiao!
O son of a daughter!
But now, not to mention running bare-bottomed in the snow, and being insulted by people who were once looked down upon, this gap is really too big!
He cried and cried.
Like a child.
Jin Jiu looked at him with a cigarette and said nothing.
Click, click, twist the car keys, turn the car back on fire--- and now he wants to send this Zha Da Shao back.
The snow is long, and the cold wind is blowing!