Name: Jiang Han

Gender: Male

Age: 17 years old

Height: 180cm

Weight: 80kg

Blood Type: O

Status: Prospective senior high school student

School: Sioux City No. 1 Senior High School

Hobbies: Cooking

Attributes: Innate divine power, bone surprise

Dislike: Language, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, History, Geography, and Politics

Jiangnan Province, under the jurisdiction of China. It is located on the eastern coast, spanning the Yangtze River and the Huai River. Jiangnan Province has a vast territory, convenient transportation, and its economic strength ranks first in the country all year round.

Sioux City, a famous historical and cultural city. There are many lakes, the climate is humid, and the beauty of the gardens is famous all over the world. As the capital of Jiangnan Province, Sioux City is the economic, political and cultural center of Jiangnan Province.

Location: Sioux City No. 1 Senior High School

"Jiang Han!"

As a Chinese teacher in the second class of Sioux City No. 1 High School, Mr. Guan shouted angrily as soon as he entered the class.

When it came to recess, as the top class of Sioux City No. 1 High School, the students of the first class of the second year of high school were still lying on the table and writing hard. For nothing else, it is next year's college entrance examination.

Teacher Guan's angry roar interrupted everyone's thoughts, and everyone put down the test questions in their hands one after another. Thinking about what Jiang Han had done again, it provoked Teacher Guan to kill him so angrily.

Walking into the classroom, Teacher Guan's eyes scanned the students in the audience urgently. Not long ago, the head teacher was transferred. Where Jiang Han's seat was, Teacher Guan didn't know much about it. However, there are only four corners in the class, and Jiang Han will definitely not be able to run out of these four seats.

At this moment, Jiang Han was lying on the desk and falling asleep, and following Teacher Guan's gaze, everyone looked at Jiang Han one after another.

In the hot summer, although the air conditioner was turned on in the class, there were too many students, and the temperature could not go down. The white T-shirt was already soaked with sweat, and the saliva also cut off a lot of the math books under his arms.

Why math books? Because the first class in the morning is math class. After taking class for a while, this guy's book has not been changed.

Teacher Guan angrily walked to Jiang Han's seat, and the thick stack of rolls in his hand smashed directly on his head.

It's hard to wake up now!

"Copper fatty, what do you mean by throwing my freshly roasted chicken on my head?" Jiang Han scolded after being smashed.

"Who called me?!"

Name: Tong Li

Gender: Male

Age: 17 years old

Height: 170cm

Weight: 100kg

Nickname: Copper Fat

Identity: Mysterious

Hobbies: Computers, e-sports, eating

Attributes: Faithful and obese

At this time, Jiang Han's tablemate, Li Tong, who is known as the copper fat man in the rivers and lakes, was woken up by Jiang Han's "copper fat man".

Such a funny scene immediately caused the entire sophomore class to burst into laughter. As a senior high school student, he is a top student in Sioux City. On weekdays, they study hard and race against time.

However, as long as it is about Jiang Han, they will tacitly put down their pens and wait for the development of the situation. As for Jiang Han, he has never disappointed them, and every time he makes everyone laugh. In the long run, this way of relieving pressure has also become a must-see program for everyone.

"No wonder you two are at the same table, a pair of foodies!" Mr. Guan said sharply and mockingly.

Hearing this familiar and terrifying voice, Jiang Han's drowsiness disappeared in an instant. His sleepy eyes slowly opened, confirming that the person in front of him was the person who was called the extinct Teacher Guan, Jiang Han stood up suddenly, and shouted respectfully: "Teacher Guan is good!"

The copper fat man beside him realized that the situation was wrong, and hurriedly got up and said, "Teacher Guan is good!"

Teacher Guan's face was pale, and she stammered a little when she was angry, "Okay... Good... Jiang Han, I see that you just think that I have a long life, and you want to kill me early. ”

"Teacher Guan, what you say, I definitely hope that you will live a long life and live longer than Nanshan. Jiang Han said with a smile on his face.

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, this is the big truth that Jiang Han summed up after living for 17 years!

But this time it seems that it is really useless, and Mr. Guan's anger is still unabated. I saw her trembling hands, rummaging through the test paper in her arms.

It's not that Mr. Guan is old and his hands and feet are not good. He is only in his forties now, and he is angry with Jiang Han. According to the students' speculation, it may be a bit early...

Not long after, Teacher Guan turned out Jiang Han's mock exam paper. After pulling it out of the stack, he threw it on Jiang Han's body.

"Look at the essay you've written!" Mr. Guan yelled angrily.

Speaking of which, Jiang Han finally understood why Teacher Guan was so angry. Even Jiang Han himself felt that this time was really embarrassing, his own composition... It's really weird.

Jiang Han caught the roll and lowered his head in shame at the same time. The teacher's anger and the attitude of admitting mistakes is very important, which is also the conclusion that Jiang Han has come to after so many years of mischief.

But this time it didn't seem to be useful, Teacher Guan's face was still pale, and he sneered: "Jiang Han, read it to everyone." ”

"Teacher, don't worry. Jiang Han smiled and said.

Who knew that Teacher Guan didn't sell face at all, and shouted: "Hurry up!"

In desperation, Jiang Han had no choice but to pick up the scroll and prepare to read his masterpiece aloud.

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

"Ahem"

Jiang Han cleared his throat first, and took out all the shameless postures on weekdays.

Show Time！

"What is the dream, what is the dream? My dream is to be able to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower tripe, dried meat, sausages, assorted Supan ......"

The co-author used more than 200 dishes in "Newspaper Dish Names" to make up 800 words, which should be an essay.

The more Jiang Han read down, the more annoyed Teacher Guan became. Because of such an incident, she, an old teacher who has been teaching for more than 20 years, has lost face in the entire Sioux City High School.

Just when Jiang Hannian was getting up, Teacher Guan really couldn't listen to it anymore, and roared angrily: "Okay, you are talking about cross talk!"

Seeing that Teacher Guan was so annoyed, Jiang Han hurriedly silenced him, lowered his head and remained silent in place.

"Alas"

Teacher Guan sighed heavily, and then said helplessly: "Forget it, I don't bother to talk about you anymore." After school today, you can be regarded as a senior in high school, so I don't need to say more about the importance of the college entrance examination. If you still have this virtue, let alone a bachelor's degree, you can't pass the junior college exam, so you can do it yourself. ”

After finishing speaking, Mr. Guan walked away with the papers.

Looking at Teacher Guan's slightly hunched back, Jiang Han felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. In the past year, as the only two poor students in the excellent class (the other is naturally Jiang Han's tablemate, a copper fat child), it can be said that Teacher Guan has broken his heart. Jiang Han didn't write like that on purpose, he really didn't have any ink in his chest, and he couldn't write any articles.