Chapter 63: Chinese New Year (3)
A group of people were drinking together, noisy and noisy, and it was almost twelve o'clock when the end of the show.
There were no pedestrians on the road, and the patrolmen patrolling the streets were nowhere to be seen, except for the occasional car speeding by.
There are almost no taxis at this point, Er Dongzi came by car, but Zhou Jin drank a lot of alcohol and didn't dare to drive.
Although there is no such thing as a criminal sentence for drunk driving, the traffic police have long reminded it: driving is not standardized, and relatives are in tears.
Zhou Jin didn't want to die young because of Erdongzi, he still had a career to do.
He has to admit that what Er Dongzi said is right, a man is alive, who doesn't want to have a career?
In my previous life, I couldn't see opportunities because I was humble, so I could only make cattle and horses for food and clothing, and for the house.
Now he's time-traveled, he's back 10 years ago, and he's the biggest bug in the world.
As one book says, he now has a full hand of Wang Fang, and as long as he walks to the table, he can make the whole world see him.
And now, he finally had a little bit of a chance, and he was finally a little closer to the table.
Zhou Jin carried Er Dongzi on his back, panting and sweating profusely.
He felt that his tongue was a little dry, the blood in his body seemed to be burning, and the heart in his chest was like a furnace.
"Brother Dong, let's rest first. ”
Zhou Jin carefully placed Erdongzi on the side of the road, ripped off the scarf, and let the cold wind pour into his neck.
"Tingting, Tingting, why are you holding your back to me?" Er Dongzi arched his pig mouth on the ground and touched his hands wildly.
is just such a guy, flamboyant, greedy and lustful, but he still agitates labor and management to the point of boiling.
!
If you hadn't found your next home in advance, maybe you would really have to follow this guy.
"Zhou Jin, brother......" Er Dongzi arched a mouthful of mud, which would lie down on his back, talking nonsense, "You have to live a life, for us brothers, live a life." ”
I don't know what I dreamed of, Er Dongzi suddenly laughed stupidly, and bit his fingers.
Zhou Jin looked at him and sighed, "Let's go, Brother Dong, don't move." ”
As he spoke, he struggled to carry Erdongzi on his back.
"Hey, don't touch it......"
"Your uncle, don't move......"
"......"
Erdongzi lives not far from Marriott, and Zhou Jin scolded all the way, and finally carried this guy to his house.
Er Dongzi was dead, his hands were not honest, and he was tired enough to choke Zhou Jin, leaning against the door and panting.
"Sister-in-law, open the door......" Zhou Jin knocked on the door.
After a while, there was a creak, and a tall woman opened the door.
looked at Er Dongzi lying on the ground, and scolded angrily: "This dead pig has drunk so much again, Xiao Zhou, thank you for your hard work." ”
Zhou Jin smiled: "Sister-in-law Dong is polite, but let's let Sister-in-law Dong celebrate the New Year alone tonight, so we don't want to go." ”
"Let's not talk about this, let's talk first. ”
Sister-in-law Dong grabbed Er Dongzi's collar with one hand and grabbed his belt with the other, and slipped Er Dongzi directly in.
"Xiao Zhou come in and sit down, you don't need to change your shoes. ”
The appearance of this leisurely stroll made Zhou Jin's eyelids jump.
No wonder he can restrain Dong Ge.
Speaking of which, Dong's sister-in-law used to be a group performer in Hengdian, with a thin waist and long legs, and she was also beautiful, and she was by Erdongzi with a dead face.
Originally, Erdongzi just wanted to have fun, but he was forced to get married by Dong's sister-in-law.
It's hard to say who suffers, anyway, after getting married, Er Dongzi will no longer dare to attack the female group performance under his hand.
Zhou Jin entered the house, closed the door, and watched her sister-in-law throw Erdongzi on the sofa, divide it by two, strip off her clothes, and leave a small panties on her body.
That skillful look is like killing a pig.
"Xiao Zhou, there is still soup stewed in the kitchen, you go and serve two bowls, and you can drink one bowl yourself. ”
"Okay. Zhou Jin walked into the kitchen and saw chicken soup simmering on the stove.
It was already tiring enough to carry Er Dongzi back, so he was not polite, and directly took two bowls and poured two bowls.
When I came out, I happened to see my sister-in-law holding a hot towel and wiping Erdongzi's body.
Dong's sister-in-law's hand is very strong, and after a while, Erdongzi's body is red, like a pig that has lost its hair.
Zhou Jin put a bowl of soup on the table, and drank the other bowl of soup by himself.
I have to say that Dong's sister-in-law has good craftsmanship, the chicken soup is very fresh, and it is warm to drink.
"Xiao Zhou, how many of you are there at night?" asked the sister-in-law while busy working.
"There are more than thirty of them, Brother Dong is amazing now, in addition to our brothers, we have also received a lot of female group performances, all of them are beautiful, just like female stars. ”
"I think this time Brother Dongzhun Bao will become an agent, and the future will be bright. ”
Sister-in-law said angrily: "I'll just say how can you drink so much, this dead pig can't walk when he sees a woman." ”
"Sleep on the couch at night!"
Then with a "snap", he threw the towel into the hot tub and walked away with the tub.
Zhou Jin smiled secretly and whispered: "Brother Dong, Tingting is here, Tingting is here......"
Er Dongzi's eyelids moved slightly, and he murmured, "Tingting? Tingting......"
After a while, Dong's sister-in-law walked into the bedroom, came out with the quilt on the bed, and came over to cover the quilt for Erdongzi.
Erdongzi suddenly arched into Dong's sister-in-law's arms, and touched his hands wildly, "Tingting, Tingting, why are you holding your back to me again?"
Sister-in-law: "......"
"That, Xiao Zhou, it's getting late, you can go back and rest early. ”
"Okay, sister-in-law. ”
Zhou Jin held back a smile, put down the bowl and ran.
But when he went out, he didn't rush to leave, but turned back and carefully put his ear to the door.
"Okay, you Erdongzi, who is Tingting? Why did the old lady turn her back to you......"
Then there was the howl of Erdongzi like killing a pig.
"Aha......" Zhou Jin laughed and left satisfied.
When I went downstairs, the night breeze blew, and suddenly it was a little cold.
Zhou Jin wrapped his down jacket tightly, put the scarf back on, put his hands in his pockets, and walked back swaying.
There was no one on the road, no cars, only the street lights on, emitting a dim glow.
At this moment, he was not in a hurry to go back.
It may be almost twelve o'clock, and I don't know whose TV came from Zhu Jun's voice: "Let's pour dozens of counts, ten, nine, eight, seven...... together"
"Bang!bang......"
Countless fireworks suddenly burst into full bloom in the black night sky.
"Crackling, crackling......"
Countless firecrackers exploded, which was noisy, but also very reassuring.
Zhou Jin counted silently in his heart: "Five, four, three......"
"Two, one...... Happy New Year!" he said to himself.
Zhou Jin walked back slowly, I don't know why, the firecrackers, the fireworks, they are all far away.
The street he was walking on was rather deserted.
When passing by a tree around the corner, Zhou Jin suddenly saw an unlit firecracker on the branch, revealing a one-centimeter-long lead.
He suddenly became interested and wanted to light it, but he couldn't find a lighter in his pocket, which was a bit embarrassing.
After wandering around for a long time, I didn't think of any way to light firecrackers.
Forget it, don't order it, in fact, it's still a little unwilling.
Some of them are storefronts on this street, and some people live in them, and Zhou Jin hopes to find a small supermarket that is still open.
Just buy a lighter, light the firecracker and leave.
But after walking for a long time and not seeing the supermarket that was open, Zhou Jin was a little disappointed.
"Well, ah, tap...... Uh-huh......"
Amid the sound of fireworks in the sky, there was a sudden burst of cries.
Zhou Jin immediately stopped, pricked up his ears to listen, and after making sure that it was not a hallucination, he slowly followed the sound and walked over.
Behind a house on the side of the road, there was a small window with a light on, because the curtains were drawn, it was impossible to see clearly, but Zhou Jin was very sure that the sound came from there.
Zhou Jin squatted down, walked over cautiously, and stood against the foot of the window.
"Uh-huh, ah...... Ah~"
The cries of women, the heavy wheezing of men.
Zhou Jin felt a little hot on his body, and he quietly looked inside through the crack in the curtain.
A bed with two segments of body on it, one pressed against the other.
Under the bed, there was a messy pile of pink clothes and a red, woman's heels.
Zhou Jin is not a pervert, he is purely curious.
At this moment, fireworks bloomed outside, firecrackers rang out, and two people in the room were rolling around, and Zhou Jin happened to be standing outside the window.
On the windowsill, an old lighter appeared in front of him.
Zhou Jin picked it up and looked at it, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there was still a little oil in it.
"Click", a small flame erupts.
Is this a miracle?
He was overjoyed, and he stopped listening to the window, and ran away with the lighter.
Running all the way to the corner of the tree, a firecracker was placed on the branch, and the lead was a centimeter long.
Zhou Jin stood on tiptoe, with a lighter in one hand and a careful shield from the wind with the other.
"Click"
A small flame ignited.
"Zizizi", the lead slowly ignited.
"Bang!"
Firecrackers shattered, leaving a puff of smoke.
Everything was so perfect.
Zhou Jin put the lighter in his pocket and stood quietly under the tree.
I don't know why, he suddenly missed Sister Lu a little.