In the past few days, the kid surnamed Lin has been eating, drinking, and having fun,

Liu Ziyang's attitude towards Lin Fan has changed, and occasionally he will hurt a few words with a poisonous tongue, but he is restrained, after all, there are not many people who will take him to eat, drink and have fun, so Lin Fan's status has also been promoted from "disdainful passer-by A" to "passer-by A who can be used".

"Lin Fan?"

"Aunt Ben asked you. ”

Liu Ziyang asked,

didn't hear Lin Fan's reply for a long time, and as soon as Liu Ziyang turned around, Lin Fan behind him was gone.

Ran away?

Liu Ziyang searched for it, and soon found Lin Fan at the back of the queue.

At this moment, Lin Fan was pulling a fan in line and asked, "Wow, brother, where did you buy this comic book?"

"What's the matter, little brother, you also have research on this thing?"

"The second thorn is an axolot. ”

"Roar, roar, it turned out to be a colleague, come on, come on, the comics were bought in the store over there, my brother can go if he is interested, and now he is engaged in activities, and the whole audience is 50% off,"

"There is this kind of good thing, buy buy buy. ”

......

Lin Fan chatted hotly with the two-dimensional fatteners,

Liu Ziyang looked at all this and shook his head, "Alas, there is no future. ”

Favorability has dropped,

Liu Ziyang felt that he was out of place in this paradise, only those snacks had a hint of warmth,

After Lin Fan chatted with Fei Fei and inquired about the source of the comic book, he ran to the store to scan the goods frantically, although Liu Ziyang was not interested in such things as comics, but the kid who was shopping crazy in the store was her wallet and navigation for this trip.

is a road idiot, plus a poor bastard, if there is no Lin Fan, there is no way to enjoy all kinds of food in the paradise, so Liu Ziyang has no choice but to follow Lin Fan,

She wasn't interested in going into the comic shop, so she sat down in the rest area outside the store and tasted all kinds of desserts in her hand.

Then

A person walked in front of Liu Ziyang,

A woman

is still a beautiful woman, with the figure of the next work, although she wears sunglasses and a split canvas hat, but as soon as she appears, she seems to be the focus of the audience, and the smell of the two thorny apes and the fat people that are permeated here seem incompatible.

The woman who was stared at by countless eyes,

Liu Ziyang couldn't help but take a few more looks, not because she was attracted by the beauty of women, Liu Ziyang didn't know much about appearance, in her eyes, human beings were only divided into men and women, and tall, short, fat and thin,

What is appearance, what is appearance, can you eat it?

The reason why Liu Ziyang paid attention to the woman was because the other party walked towards her, "Another annoying adult." ”

When Liu Ziyang was wandering around the park, she met countless big sisters teasing her, and those annoying big sisters would not only praise her cuteness one by one, but each of them had bad intentions and wanted to pinch her face.

The feeling of being pinched in the face is very annoying, so Liu Ziyang is not more interested in the big sister who came to say hello, but she likes the group of old grandfathers and grandmothers, because after all, she is about the same generation, she is often called an elder in the family, and the old man will not pinch her face when he greets her, and even give some candy, which is very good,

But

This time, it seemed that Liu Ziyang was wrong, the other party did not come to her, the big sister with long legs and very white skin walked straight over, and then sat down on the bench on the side.

It turned out that he came to rest,

It didn't take long for

A few men came over to talk to the big sister, but they were all very skillfully refused, and no one dared to come forward to disturb this beauty.

Liu Ziyang watched from the side, not paying attention to what the young lady was doing at all, anyway, don't come to disturb Aunt Ben's grandmother to taste the food,

Liu Ziyang concentrated on eating the cone he had just bought in his hand, using the pocket money given by Lin Fan, this was probably the first time Liu Ziyang had mastered money in his life, and all the wages issued by the investigation department were deducted by Liu Zhenhu, saying that in order to avoid his aunt from spending money indiscriminately and causing trouble,

It's rare to meet Lin Fan, with food, drink and fun, and give pocket money, he is worthy of being a qualified tool person.

Of course Liu Ziyang didn't know that the reason why Lin Fan gave her a sum of money was because she was afraid that Liu Ziyang would go crazy if she wanted to eat cake one day, and she was not around, Liu Ziyang would smash someone's cake shop and shoot her.

Give money in case of emergency,

Liu Ziyang didn't understand this, but felt that the snacks he chose with his own money were particularly delicious.

"Poof. The young lady sat next door, looking around, as if she was waiting for someone to find someone, and when she saw Liu Ziyang eating ice cream, she couldn't help laughing, "What a cute little sister." ”

The young lady moved the chair to the left a few times, and touched Liu Ziyang's head with her hand, "Little sister, why are you here alone, what about your family." ”

Liu Ziyang's ears were calloused, she didn't overdo it, ignoring the other party,

That cute appearance almost melted the young lady's heart, "Don't worry, my sister is not a bad person, can you tell my sister where your family is, is it lost, do you need my sister to help you contact the staff?"

The young lady saw that there were tourists nearby, and none of the relatives who looked like cute little girls thought that the little girl was lost and wanted to help.

"Don't come near me. Liu Ziyang said angrily,

really

This little girl is lost, and her sense of vigilance is very strong, Qin Yulu thought to herself, she was full of love, and she hoped to help the little girl, "Little sister, you wait a minute, I'll go to the staff,"

"Oops, you're so annoying,"

After Liu Ziyang finished eating the ice cream, his mouth was idle, and he had time to talk to people, "Do you know who I am, so my aunt and grandmother will get lost." ”

"It's so funny. Qin Yulu smiled, feeling more and more that the little girl was playful and cute,

Age is really a big weapon for bear children, no matter how bad the performance is, often a sentence or a child can resolve everything, although the little sister speaks a little old-fashioned,

But Qin Yulu didn't feel annoying, but felt that the little girl was really cute, and she asked, "You didn't get lost, what about your family." ”

"Inside the cave. ”

Liu Ziyang said,

The young lady in front of me feels more comfortable than the other young sisters, at least she hasn't pinched someone's face until now, she has performed well, and she can be trained to become the next qualified tool person.

Liu Ziyang's eyes rolled, and he looked at the ice cream shop next to him from time to time,

There are still five flavors in it that I haven't tried, but the money in my bag is running out, and it's time for the tool man in front of me to substitute for it.

Liu Ziyang had a small abacus in his heart,

Qin Yulu was confused and asked, "What hole is there?"

Liu Ziyang: "It's a cave, the kind of stone that is all around." ”

Qin Yulu smiled, the little sister is so cute, there is even a person who said that her family lives in a cave, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, anyway, I haven't found Xiaofan, it's okay to chat with the little girl for a while,

Qin Yulu said: "How can anyone live in the deep mountains and old forests. ”

Liu Ziyang retorted: "Oh, why can't you understand it, it's not a deep mountain and an old forest, it's a cave, a cave at the top of a mountain peak." ”

Liu Ziyang gestured with her hand, trying to show that the mountain peak was really high, but she was still a little child, even if she fully spread her arms, she couldn't show the height of her own mountain peak at all.

It's very angry,

And the young lady laughed all the time,

What a laugh!

Is it shameful for me Liu Ziyang to live in a cave?

Liu Ziyang was angry, his mouth pursed,

Qin Yulu saw that the little girl didn't look over, and she didn't speak with an angry face, so she asked, "What's wrong?"

Liu Ziyang: "Hmph." ”

Qin Yulu: "In this way, my sister invites you to eat ice cream, little sister, don't be angry, okay." ”

"Okay, thank you, pretty big sister. ”

Liu Ziyang immediately changed his face, and the speed of changing his face was magical, fully showing the high quality that a senior Erwuzai should have.

Hey

and took the initiative to invite my aunt and grandmother to eat ice cream,

This tool man is qualified,

Liu Ziyang has already given Qin Yulu sixty points in his heart, and he can be summarized as the No. 2 tool man with cultivation value, as for No. 1, he is shopping wildly in the comic store at the moment.

Qin Yulu bought ice cream and handed it to Liu Ziyang,

Qin Yulu asked, "After eating ice cream, are you in a better mood?" ”

"So-so. "Liu Ziyang knows what it means to cry a child to eat, and don't be too easy to be satisfied with everything, because better things are behind, which is learned when he gets along with Liu Zhenhu, a young descendant.

In a sense, mastering how to squeeze tool people to the maximum extent is a kind of biological evolution of Liu Ziyang's life.

Qin Yulu saw that her little sister was eating happily, thinking that her vigilance should not be so heavy now, when she heard her little sister say that everyone in the family lived in a cave, Qin Yulu naturally thought that the little girl was lying,

This also shows that the little girl really doesn't know where the family is now, and there is a high probability that she is lost.

Qin Yulu wanted to help, so she asked: "I'm in a better mood, can you tell my sister your name?" Sister comes first, my sister's surname is Qin, her name is Yu Lu, you can call me Sister Qin." ”

"An ice cream wants to buy me?" Liu Ziyang disdained, ate the dessert in his hand, and said: "Look sister, you are a good person, at least you didn't pinch my face, so let's answer a question, you have to invite me to eat an ice cream,

I'll only answer you a maximum of five questions

No, six, right,

The strawberry-flavored cone just now was good, and Grandma Ben wanted to do it again. ”

"....." Qin Yulu is the first time to encounter such a ..... The naughty little girl, with the naivety of a child, likes to eat sweets, but always talks about her aunt and grandmother, and speaks old-fashioned,

Qin Yulu was not angry, after all, she was a child, she was still a lost child, she was able to open her heart to herself, and she had successfully started the first step to help the little girl find her home.

Moreover, Qin Yulu is a little rich woman, and a few cones naturally can't help the little rich woman's wallet, so she readily agreed.

After Liu Ziyang finished saying his name, he finished answering a question,

Qin Yulu then asked an old question, "Xiao Ziyang, my sister will ask you again, where is your family now? This time, you must not say anything about living in a cave to deceive your sister." ”

"My family lives in a cave, I didn't lie to you. Liu Ziyang said pitifully, in fact, his eyes kept staring at the new flavor cone in Qin Yulu's hand,

"Do you really live in the mountains?"

Qin Yulu learned to be obedient this time, pinched the cone in her hand, and waited until Liu Ziyang finished answering, and then gave the cone over,

Looking at Ziyang's little sister's appearance, it doesn't look like she's lying, is it true that Xiao Ziyang's family really lives in the mountains and lives in poverty?

Qin Yulu couldn't help but make up a picture of Xiao Ziyang running barefoot in the mountains, running all over the mountain with firewood on her back, and she was even more pitiful to Xiao Ziyang, and she felt distressed, her little sister must have followed her family out, and she came to the amusement park for the first time to play, and she was accidentally lost.

Qin Yulu wanted to help Xiao Ziyang even more,

She asked, "Then who did you come to the amusement park with, and where did the people who accompanied you to the amusement park?"

"That's two questions. ”

Liu Ziyang counted with his fingers and said, "Two questions must have two cones." ”

Qin Yulu smiled, touched Xiao Ziyang's head, and said: "Eating too many sweets is not good for your health, you will have tooth decay, and your teeth will all rot,"

"I'd love to. ”

Liu Ziyang said,

Anyway, there is no ice cream, and I don't want my aunt to answer the question.

Qin Yulu was helpless,

I had to go to the store to buy a cone again, speaking of which Xiao Ziyang is a real big stomach, he has been eating snacks since just now, and it seems that he has eaten three or four cones, will it be bad for his health if he goes on like this,

Out of worry, Qin Yulu deliberately asked the clerk to use a low-fat cone, although the soul of desserts lies in calories, but low-fat can reduce people's guilt a lot, Qin Yulu is still worried that Xiao Ziyang will hurt his stomach if he eats too much,

Qin Yulu brought the cone,

Liu Ziyang has one left hand and one right hand, and his life is extremely happy.

In my mind, the score of Qin Yulu, a tool man, has risen by about five points, and there is still a gap of twenty points from Lin Fan, the strongest tool man.

"Xiao Ziyang, after eating my sister's cone, you should tell Sister Qin where the person who accompanied you to the amusement park is, and my sister will take you to her. Qin Yulu said,

Watching Xiao Ziyang eat the cone, his mouth was full of cream, which was both funny and distressing,

"He's over there. ”

Liu Ziyang had something to eat, his mouth was too lazy to speak, and he pointed to the comic shop ten meters away and said,

"The shop?"

Qin Yulu looked at the comic shop over there,

It's not far from Xiao Ziyang, I'll go to this kind of shop, I'm not too old, maybe it's Xiao Ziyang's brother, really, how can I look at a child like this, wait for that person to come out, I must teach each other a good lesson.

Goddess Qin looked at the comic shop angrily, and learned that Xiao Ziyang's family was in the comic shop not far away, which made her feel a little more at ease, but the way the other party took the child was really dangerous, which made Qin Yulu very angry.

She originally wanted to take Liu Ziyang in to find a guardian, but the main comics of the comic shop were male-oriented, including the models posed and the posters posted on the store, which were not suitable for a girl to enter.

It's even more inappropriate to go in with a little girl,

"Xiao Ziyang, are you sure that the guardian is in the store?" Qin Yulu confirmed again,

Liu Ziyang nodded,

What is a Guardian?

I don't really understand what the young lady in front of me is talking about, it should mean Lin Fan's kid, the young lady seems to have something to do with Lin Fan?

Liu Ziyang felt that the tool man No. 2 who asked her to take out the cone in front of her seemed to be looking for someone, looking for her guardian, according to the literal meaning, the so-called guardian is the person who monitored me and took care of me?

That should be given to Lin Fan didn't run away,

Isn't it Lin Fan who brought me to the amusement park, and he only gave a little pocket money, restricting the freedom of Aunt Ben, a proper villain, a proper guardian, so Liu Zhenhu's unfilial descendants can also be regarded as the guardian of Aunt Ben?

Although she didn't understand it very well, Liu Ziyang could see that the young lady in front of her was looking for her guardian to have something.

The cone is so delicious, if the young lady wants to find Lin Fan, let her find it, Liu Ziyang is not surprised by this, in addition to the fact that there are many annoying young ladies who like to pinch their faces like to pester her,

In fact, Liu Ziyang observed that there are still many young ladies who like to pester Lin Fan, and those young ladies always like to say "so cute" and "meaty" when pestering themselves, let my sister pinch it. "I pinched people's faces,

For Lin Fan, the group of young ladies always like to say "get to know each other", "can you add a friend, handsome guy", "is this your sister? so cute, can I add your friend?"

And when the young ladies were talking to Lin Fan, their faces were always red, redder than their own pinched faces.

It's really weird enough,

The outside world is really wonderful, is this the legendary one thing descending one thing, the young lady makes me blush, Lin Fan makes the young lady blush, just like the family said when they teach, different thoughts will restrain each other,

Sure enough, the master taught correctly,

Liu Ziyang watched silently,

Qin Yulu stood up with a displeased face and stared at the comic shop, wanting to find out who was so irresponsible with the child.

The comic shop is full of otaku.

Although Qin Yulu wears sunglasses, the eyes of the otaku are just like the infrared automatic aiming device installed, and they can always find the most dazzling beauty in the crowd.

yes

Look at this leg,

yes

You look at unemployment insurance,

yes

It's not good, I'm going to betray my two-dimensional wife,

The otaku in the store are red-faced.,Even though they're all a new one.,A comic book will change a wife's "love prodigal",But in the face of the direct gaze of the beauties in the real world,It's really shy.,

"Oops, there's a beautiful woman out there looking at me. ”

"What nonsense, people are obviously looking at me, okay. ”

"Are you all blind, and you don't look at what you look like, you are worthy of a beautiful woman, and that beauty is clearly looking at me. ”

"In broad daylight, can I not dream, my Jiangnan Peng Yuyan really vomited,"

"I'm the first beautiful man in Jiangnan who is not convinced,"

"One by one, who has the courage to go up and talk to them,"

.....

The strong man in the mouth, the short man in the action, the otaku in the store are ready to move, but none of them dare to go up and talk, after all, just the temperament and appearance are placed over there, the big beauty stands there, and suddenly the surroundings are gloomy, where do the otaku dare to act,

But

No matter where it is, there is never a shortage of real warriors, and a certain house with a good appearance plucked up his courage, wearing a classic suit such as a red and black plaid shirt, and muttered to the new book he had just bought in his hand,

"Illya, please give me the strength to have the courage to ask the beautiful woman on the other side for her phone number. ”

After that,

The man kissed the comic fiercely, leaving the mark of the contract on the cover, and suddenly there was a steady stream of power gushing out of his body.

Isn't it just a woman?

Today is the first step for me to break the title of thirty-year-old archmage.

The man resolutely walked out of the comic shop,

In the astonished eyes of all the otaku in the store,Bear everything.,Look directly at the beautiful girl who is resting not far away.,

call

The man took a deep breath,

"Look, someone's going to strike up a conversation. ”

"A true warrior, if only I could have the courage of him. ”

"The village is open, the village is open, guess how long that person can say the first word, ten minutes, or three minutes. ”

"Three minutes is too ugly, I'll bet ten minutes. ”

"Ten minutes is not enough, I play a big ticket, I guess the man can face the beauty for more than five minutes, and successfully speak. ”

"Oh, no, that beautiful woman is coming towards us. ”

"No, it's not coming towards us, it's coming towards the man just now. ”

.....

Accosting seems to be a very rare thing in the eyes of the otaku in the store, so after seeing that someone actually plucked up the courage to take the initiative to go out and pick up a top beauty, everyone stretched their necks and prepared to watch the excitement.

however

Soon,

Everyone found out that something was wrong, and the beautiful women actually walked towards them, so the men who were still ridiculing and discussing the extremely tearful just now were frightened, and suddenly became the shy self of the past.

Playing with the mobile phone quickly bowed and played with the mobile phone,

Those who read comics quickly look down at comics,

Look at the watch of the watch,

I don't have anything to look at, or the cartoon in my hand is really inconvenient to watch in front of the public, so I simply raised my head and looked at the ceiling, but everyone's eyes were focused on the warrior at the door.

"I'm dripping turtles,"

"The big beautiful woman came towards me. ”

"No, I wouldn't,"

"Is today really my lucky day, don't panic, don't panic, although I haven't talked to a beautiful girl for several years, but when I usually go to eat supper, doesn't the female clerk always call me a pretty boy,

Believe in yourself, don't have stage fright, pick up a girl just like a clerk calling you a pretty boy, keep a normal heart,"

"Besides, I prayed to Illya just now that she would give me the strength to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman. ”

The man who plucked up his courage stood at the door, kept talking to himself through mental hints, cheered up, and finally succeeded in lifting his right foot and taking the first step towards the beautiful girl.

Blessed by Illya's power, he felt more confident than ever, and after walking a few steps, the man came to the beautiful girl.

The beautiful girl also stopped,

The boy was shocked, he really came to him, it seems that God has opened his eyes, there are girls who have taken a fancy to him, and he is also a goddess level, holding back his excitement, the boy trembled and greeted: "You ..... You...... Hello, beauty, look for me ....."