"You're the big bad, I'm going to beat you and make you admit your mistake!"

"No, you can't defeat me, I will do black magic. ”

"Black magic hahaha, I will too, I will recite the balabala mantra. ”

"Ah, are you Balabala Little Demon Fairy?"

"I was recognized by you, am I not good at disguise So, big villain, since you already know my identity, do you want to be caught, or let me beat you up"

"Let's fight. ”

......

"You're in my way, Brother Dandan"

The showdown between good and evil was about to be broadcast on TV, Li Dan appeared, blocked in front of the TV to find something, and Dou Dou, who was sitting on the sofa watching the little demon fairy, immediately became dissatisfied.

"Wait a minute, I'll find a thermos cup, soon. Li Dan squatted in front of the cabinet under the TV to rummage for things.

"Ahh

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, soon. Li Dan continued to look for things.

"Ahh

There was a sound of fighting magic on the TV, Dou Dou wanted to see through it, but was blocked by Li Dan, jumped off the sofa angrily, ran to the TV, and the two sides wanted to push Li Dan away, but the children were small and had little strength, and they couldn't push it away, so they yelled anxiously.

Su Meihui hurriedly came out of the room when she heard the voice, saw Dou Dou and Li Dan messing around again, and said, "Li Dan! Why are you not messing with Dou Dou." ”

Li Dan laughed, no matter how Dou Dou pushed, he didn't move, he felt like a giant.

"You, you, you're a black egg" Dou Dou was about to die, and said angrily. The magic duel on TV is about to end, and she can only see a little bit of the picture, and more is blocked by Li Dan.

"Why are you so swollen, you are a bad ass, I want to beat you" Dou Dou clenched his little fist angrily, trying to beat Li Dan.

Li Dan still laughed, and let the east, west, north and south winds all be blocked by him.

Seeing this, Su Meihui went over and took Li Dan away angrily. Dou Dou followed Li Dan's ass and barabala-bara reprimanded him, accusing him of being a black egg and a bad egg, not a good egg, he used to be a good egg, but now he is not, and now he is very bad, making children unhappy.

Su Meihui turned around and said to the children: "Dou Dou, don't be like Brother Dandan, go watch TV, it's too late." ”

Dou Dou thought for a while, oops, isn't it, and hurriedly ran back and stood in front of the TV and watched intently. The Dark Arts Duel has come to an end, and the Big Bad Guy is defeated by the little demon fairy Balabala, just as she defeated the Black Ball.

Not long after, Balabala Little Demon Fairy ended, Dou Dou was still unsatisfied, walking around in front of the TV, saw Li Dan's room door open, and rubbed in.

Li Dan was educated by Su Meihui, knowing that Dou Dou was irritable and deliberately provoked, whether he was full and had nothing to do.

The teacher and the student are not well yet, and Dou Dou also has a cold, but this young lady is strong and has amazing resistance, and now she is better.

But no matter how good her physique is, a child will always be a child, what if she catches a cold again. So in order to prevent her from being infected again, Li Chao sent her to Li Jin's house, where she lived for a few days, and then took her back when her teacher was cured.

Li Dan was teaching the children to do their homework live in the room, because his parents were not at home, so the door was not closed.

"Little wolf, are you stupid, are you stupid, you say it! Do you see this question clearly, you little garbage, little fool, your pigs, eat 105 kilograms of feed in seven days, ask you how many kilograms of feed you have to eat in January, don't you count, your family's January is 25 days, I am really ashamed of you, you are already a boy in the 6th grade of primary school, you don't even know that there are 31 days in January, you little garbage ......"

Li Danzheng angrily scolded the elementary school students into the microphone, which was revenge for personal gain. This "out of a wolf road" when he grabbed the music album of "My Ideal" in the last live broadcast, he was the first to swear that he would reward the plane if he grabbed it, but this little trash ran away for the first time, and it broke the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room, everyone ran along, and he didn't earn a lollipop.

Originally, after doing such a righteous thing, he "walked out of a wolf road" and had no face to come to the live broadcast room of "Salted Egg Superman", but because the pressure on his family and school caused by not being able to do his homework was too great, he licked his face and came again.

Li Dan chose to forgive when he saw the plane he made up, but although he had forgiven, his tone was not good, as if he was training his son. I thought that this elementary school student would resist, hey, I didn't expect this little garbage to be more obedient, which made Li Dan discover a new world, a new way to get along with children in the new century.

For example, using this method to deal with Li Doudou's children will not work

He'd tried it a few times, and if it weren't for his sister's repeated troubles, he thought he would have succeeded.

was broadcasting live, and suddenly felt that his waist was pressed against something similar to a small stick, and a small milk voice sounded from behind him.

"Horn Black Eggs Killed"

Li Dan looked back and saw that it was Li Doudou's child, and when he looked down, the child put the index finger of his right hand against his waist and made a gesture with a pistol.

When the child saw that he was discovered, not only did he not run, but he did not beg for mercy, but shot wildly.

"Horn Horn Horn Horn...... Flatten you, horn"

Li Dan felt provoked, especially by a little girl in kindergarten in front of more than 30,000 primary school students, he decisively applied the newly discovered "new way to get along with primary school students" to deal with Dou Dou, grabbed her, and began to spank her little ass.

"You little meatball, you will commit the following crimes, see if I don't beat you flat. ”

Dou Dou didn't expect the black eggs to turn black to such an extent, he was simply sent to the door to be beaten, and he was taught a lesson, and finally touched his little ass and cried and ran to Su Meihui to administer justice.

Before leaving, she angrily shouted that Heidandan, and Li Daxiang were both big baddies, and she didn't like them anymore

Li Dan felt that things were too big, and he might be unlucky. I never thought that Dou Dou, who was very strong in the past, would cry so easily, contrary to common sense, and immediately thought that my little sister was in a very bad mood today, and she was depressed all day, and it was said that she had a quarrel with her teacher. This may be the crux of the matter. In the past, it had nothing to do with Dou Dou Dou playing like this, but not today, the little sister is particularly not strong today.

Before his sister came, Li Dan looked back at the live broadcast room, ready to go offline urgently, otherwise the picture of him being beaten would be presented in front of more than 30,000 primary school students, so that he would no longer have the face to broadcast live, and he would no longer be able to act as a mentor in life in front of primary school students.

"Salted Egg Superman, you're a big piece of trash. ”

"Salted Egg Superman beats children, it's garbage. ”

"What a cute little sister, it's my sister, don't fight. ”

"I didn't expect Salted Egg Superman to be such a person, he is simply not human. ”

"We boycotted him together. ”

"He can't continue in the live broadcast industry. ”

"Apologize! ”

......

When Li Dan saw it, his heart was cold, these little garbage rebelled at this time.