Back to "Li Cha's Aunt", the story is very simple,

In short, Li Cha's aunt was a wealthy widow and never appeared in public.

The island, where she is about to appear publicly for the first time, is full of schemers with all kinds of evil intentions.

This kind of misunderstanding-prone context has always been a hotbed of satirical comedy!

Twenty years ago, "Million Pounds" was in this tone.

It's a pity that it was made into a, pee and fart comedy by twist, and all the stalks are made three ways down!

If this movie weren't for the license plate of Happy Twist, there shouldn't be so many complaints...

Starting from "Charlotte's Troubles", to "Iron Fist of Shame", and then to "The Richest Man in Xihong City", which participated in the investment and production of this summer, each of them has been a big hit, and has contributed quite a lot of golden sentences.

Then took out "Li Cha's Aunt"...

This is a false proposition, if "Li Cha's Aunt" is not a twist blessing, Ahri will not smash 1.2 billion guaranteed release, and the theater chain will not give 27% of the film schedule!

What does 27% scheduling mean?

That means 130,000 screenings on the first day!

As long as the attendance rate can be 30%, the box office on the first day will start at least 200 million!

How savvy are cinemas now?

There is no appearance at all, it will give you more than 10%, and now you don't have good movies in the same schedule in the theater, and no one really watches it - the ticket supplement cancels the ticket price increase, the theater is cold, and the Xingmei Cinema Line is in a wave of store closures...

It's good that Orange Cinema can save its capital this year!

Under such a premise, "Li Cha's Aunt" will soon be cut...

Because it's really, pee, fart...

There was still half an hour left, and Tangtang couldn't stand it, so he pulled Lu Xiaoran away...

……

"Happy Twist's drama adopts the most pleasing drama style - a good drama. ”

“

The so-called good drama refers to a type of drama that is known for its bizarre and compact plots and complex character relationships. Different from traditional dramas that pay attention to solemnity and rigor, Jiakou dramas take the plot as the center of the script, and mainly rely on a series of well-designed plot effects to capture the audience. ”

“

The congenital shortcomings of the good drama, and the excessive reliance on the plot leads to the congenital deficiencies of the drama in the depth portrayal of the characters and the main character. For this reason, playwrights and critics, led by George Bernard Shaw, have not stopped disdising its pace since the birth of the genre. ”

"But

Not only has the good drama not disappeared under the washing of time, but it has flourished because it has withstood the most rigorous test that all dramas can face - the market. ”

Tangtang took over: "Market?"

Lu Xiaoran nodded: "Yes, the drama market welcomes good dramas!"

“

Although the good drama is regarded by the old-school playwrights as a difficult and elegant drama, in fact, it is not inferior to the traditional drama in terms of the talent requirements of the playwright, and "The Confused Drama Troupe" is a typical good drama!"

"Twist's works obviously only learned the framework of a good drama, but they are not able to support a real complete story with a complex plot and self-correct logic. ”

"Their films, without exception, are all stories that are led by the setting. Movies are born out of assumptions, and all the plots are deductions of assumptions and answers to questions. That is to say, compared with the criterion that the characters of the regular good drama serve the plot, Happy Twist further pushes it to the characters, the plot and even everything else, all of which are established because of the premise of the plot. So. The success or failure of the whole film basically depends on the effect of the assumptions. ”

"The success of "Charlotte's Troubles" and "Iron Fist of Shame" lies in the audience's belief in this setting, and "Li Cha's Aunt" is not good... I can't stand it anymore!"

Sugar Candy nodded: "I think it's disgusting!"

"Disgusting is not to... But it's vulgar!"

"Isn't it disgusting? The two uncles use their genitals as decoding locks, vainly trying to sleep with Monica and inherit the family property?"

“… It's not for fun, is it..."

"But I just feel sick!"

Lu Xiaoran is also a little embarrassed, "Li Cha's Aunt", the contradictions of several groups of main characters, all rely on a bottle of foreign wine mixed with aphrodisiacs, and all of them can be solved overnight...

Couples who don't have a good relationship are extremely affectionate, and the suitors who have no feelings have become true love, and this kind of plot has not even been used by the author of the Internet article in recent years!

I don't believe you, look at what year "The Legend of Mortal Cultivators" is!

"Okay, after watching the movie, do you want to go shopping?"

“… Then go to Yintai for a walk?"

"Let's go!"

……

It's hard to come out of it, and it's cool to go shopping...

She enjoys the process of shopping, not the psychological process of swiping a card to buy a bag.

- Because it was Lu Xiaoran who swiped the card...

Lao Lu swiped Douban in the rest area, and then saw Mr. Bi's film review of "Li Cha's Aunt".

“… A step backwards in the art of cinema!"

Various analyses of the differences between stage plays and movies, insightful!

Tsk, talk on paper, teacher!

Awesome...

If he wants to write about Huayu, it is estimated that there will be no such thing as a group of writers.

"Are you alright?"

“… Okay, take a look at Mr. Bi's movie review!"

"What movie reviews?"

"Teacher Bi..."

"Oh, I remember him, his movie was released last year, and I also recorded a blessing..."

"Did you collect the money?"

"Confiscation... It seems that his family has something to do with CICC..."

Director Bi's background has long been cleaned, a typical rich second generation!

But unlike the self-proclaimed Internet celebrity rich second generation of Mr. Wang, Director Bi retains the innocence of a teenager!

Like Emperor Jin Hui of 'Why don't you eat minced meat', his nature is not bad, but he is raised in the inner garden of the deep palace, and he is held by others and grows up, without any common sense of life.

Lao Guo said before that he posted a joke: It is said that during the Jingkong period of the Northern Song Dynasty, a rich family in the capital gave birth to a stupid son, and he studied very hard and could only score 2 points each time. But in order to encourage him, his parents still tried every means to make him a scholar of Hallym University, spent tens of millions of taels of silver to make him realize his dream, and found a team to package him. Later, this master wrote an article called "Thinking Innocent - Seeking Goulanfang", and people all over the world thought that this article was bullshit, but this master's parents found the big V of Guozijian to come to the platform, saying that they cried three times when they read this article...

Hallym Bachelor, team packing, and making friends with celebrities are resources that most people can't get by struggling for a lifetime. But for other people's families, this is a heartwarming story...

You can't see the warmth of your heart because you're dirty!

Tangtang clicked on Douban and looked at it, and then was very curious: "Hey, why didn't you post Weibo this time?"

"What are you tweeting?"

“… Stand up for "Matchless Prequel"!"

"I almost forgot!"

Lu Xiaoran hurriedly posted the Weibo content that he had written before:

"The proposer of the concept of the "Wushuang" trilogy is our director Zhuang Wenqiang, in fact, the brain hole of the entire series, especially the part of Ruan Wen, is basically written by Director Zhuang, so the 'prequel' will be so coherent... I hope you enjoy the world of Mushuang!"

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