Chapter 142: Mom, You're Too Handsome
Three days later, Gao Yi escaped from the mountain village in embarrassment, followed by dozens of panting girls, dressed up one by one, twisting their waists, and shouting in their mouths, Brother Xiao Yi, Brother Xiao Yi, Brother Xiao Yi and the like, as if they had stepped on the hot wheels, and the speed was extremely fast towards Gao Yi. [Above]
Escaping from the mountain village, he rushed to the undocked bus, slammed the door, and shouted loudly, "Drive, drive!"
But what made him depressed was that he didn't move for a long time, and the car was still parked there without any intention of moving. He looked around strangely, his face was covered with cold sweat, and he was about to forcibly open the car door and slip away, but the sneer of the passengers made him have to stop his movements in embarrassment.
Turning around stiffly as if dancing a robot dance, he looked at the driver and swallowed his saliva, "Uncle Yi... You... When did you change to a bus..."
The first god will turn his head, show his reflective teeth, and smile, "Boy, do you want to run?"
"Hmph" There was an eerie smile from the smile of the first god general in the car, which made Gao Yi mistakenly think that he was acting in a zombie movie... Turning around, the village uncles were staring at him with a grim smile one by one. gratis
"Hmm..."Frowning, Gao Yi said with a headache, "Uncles... You don't have to send it, you can go back..."
The second god general, the first uncle who was going to marry his daughter to him, had a smug smile on his face, "Boy, why don't you run?"
"I..." Gao Yi's whole face completely collapsed after seeing the second god general, and in the past three days, he has fully realized the fierceness of this uncle...
After his father came down the mountain that day, he came to the top of the mountain alone, opened the rag, and Gao Yi's pupils suddenly contracted!
The improvement of Murong Sword Technique, this is a good thing! Gao Yi couldn't wait to read it. (Free) There is only one improvement in the Sword Technique, and that is to charge!
Don't look at it as just a simple one, but this one can increase the power of the Easy Sword Technique by 50 percent! Because although the Nine Heavens and Six Swords in the Easy Sword Technique are extremely powerful, it takes too much time to charge! Take the fourth move just now, the time to charge is enough for the opponent to attack hundreds of times! Hundreds of attacks... You can cut you with a knife alone, and you don't have a temper at all...
Now that the problem of long charging time has been solved, how could Gao Yi not be frightened? After taking a closer look, he realized that this method did not really shorten the charging time, but could reduce the opponent's attack power when attacking him!
"Cotton wool... It seems that this kind of artistic conception and the wind step will have a better effect..."Gao Yi thought of the method used by his father to dodge his attack just now, when the long sword was swung up, his whole body turned into cotton wool and retreated with his sword momentum, obviously his sword qi was in front of him, but he didn't have the slightest way to take him... This kind of artistic conception is actually similar to Tai Chi, so Gao Yi, who has a deep understanding of Tai Chi, only understood what was going on after a little thought. (Free )
He stood up gently, closed his eyes, let the breeze blow through his body, and slowly raised his hand again, and the sword body condensed dark green sword qi, which was the fourth sword-weeping death.
When he performed this move, his body fluttered in the wind, without any strength, really like the cotton wool that moved with the wind. He had regarded the breeze as an enemy attack, pervasive, omnipresent, but he didn't care!
"Sure enough... In this way, you can ignore your opponent's attacks and use your sword moves with peace of mind... And this method can not only be used to dodge the opponent's attack, but also can be used in reverse, with the help of the wind or the opponent's attack to move towards him quickly, so that the power of the sword move is a little greater!
Just when Gao Yi was overjoyed to get such a useful improvement method, a fist appeared on the back of his head without warning, and the fist smashed down without a trace of wind, and Gao Yi fell down with a muffled snort...
Being stunned is not that the second god general's ability is stronger than that of the first god general or Gao Yi, it is really because this guy's favorite thing is to beat people in the back, and Gao Yi is too happy to relax his vigilance, which makes the second god general succeed. {Plain text update super fast}
Groggily waking up, Gao Yi saw a big black face appear in front of him, and after being scared into a cold sweat, he wanted to use the purple light step to escape, but as soon as he moved, he fell back to the ground.
"Hey, boy, don't run. This rope is specially made!" The second god will carry Gao Yi to the bed, and then hehe, "Boy, next to you." ”
Gao Yi turned his head to look at the words.
"Hey, Brother Xiaoyi, I like you so much..."A chubby, well, fat girl who is comparable to a pig's head is smiling at Gao Yi.
"Silly girl!" Gao Yi immediately recognized that this girl was the girl who had been following her ass since she was a child, snotting and shouting for candy, but after so many years, this girl's body has grown a lot...
Hearing Gao Yi call herself a stupid girl, the girl's face immediately collapsed, "Brother Xiao Yi is not stupid..."
"I..."Gao Yi turned his head to look at the second god general, "Second Uncle... You're good at what you do... I haven't eaten yet..."
The second god will smile innocently, "Hey, it's not easy? Wait, I'll make you something to eat!"
Gao Yi's eyes rolled twice, and then said, "Second uncle, my mother told me to go home for dinner..."
"Oh, you're old... Your mother?!" The second god glared at the big eyeballs, and immediately untied his rope without saying a word, "Hurry up, hurry up! I won't leave you to eat!
Gao Yi reluctantly looked at the second god general, "Second uncle, I still want to sit down!"
"Sit down! Hurry up!" the second god kicked the bigfoot out and kicked him out of the door.
Gao Yi ran back home with a big footprint on his buttocks, praising his mother's wisdom and martial arts! Even a big nerve like the second uncle can be controlled, this is simply a heroine among women!
When he finally returned home, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and at the same time, he couldn't help but rush to the house, hugged his mother and kissed him on the face, "Mom, you are so handsome!"
Mom wiped her pink face, blushed and glanced at him, and smiled sweetly, "Stinky boy!
Before Gao Yi could speak, his father had already jumped out, and after smashing his head, he said viciously, "Stinky boy! You... Whining... I'm not alive..."
Looking at his father's living treasure, Gao Yi did not hesitate to scratch his ass twice and then kicked him out hard.
"Bang"
"Oops!"