Lu Ming was waiting for Wang Fatzi to come over at home.

"Grandpa opens the door".

"Here it is".

Opening the door, Wang Fatzi was wearing short sleeves and shorts, sweating profusely, Lu Ming handed Wang Fatzi a piece of paper, and Wang Fatzi took the paper and wiped the sweat.

"Let's go, grandpa".

"Let's go".

The name of the university is: Muchuan University, this name is still relatively easy to remember, anyway, it is the name of the city.

"What's the panic, isn't it too early"?

Lu Ming looked at the panicked Wang Fatzi and said helplessly.

"It's not grandpa, I didn't go to school on Monday, it's Tuesday, I'm a little scared."

Wang Fatzi ran as he spoke.

"Didn't you eat?" Lu Ming asked loudly.

Wang Fatzi stopped and looked at Lu Ming scratching his head embarrassedly.

"Forget it, you can go! I'm going to eat a bowl of noodles, I haven't eaten enough in the morning." Lu Ming turned around and walked towards the noodle restaurant on the side.

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming and looked at the time of his watch again.

7：30。

After touching my stomach, I really didn't eat breakfast.

"Grandpa wait for me".

Wang Fatzi decided to eat something, people are iron rice and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic!

It's still early anyway.

Lu Ming glanced back at Wang Fatzi: "Don't hurry up, I'll have a treat."

"Okay, grandpa".

Wang Fatzi and Lu Ming went to the front noodle shop together, and I have to say that the noodle shop is quite close to the school, so there are still a lot of people.

The noodle shop is pretty big.

Well, to be exact, it is a 12-hour noodle restaurant, sponsored by the school.

Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi chose a seat where no one was around.

The two sat there and waited.

Lu Ming didn't like to eat outside, so Lu Ming bought a tea egg and a bottle of mineral water.

Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi were eating.

A beautiful girl came up and stood at the table.

"Well, hello"?

Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi looked up at this beautiful woman at the same time.

Lu Ming: "Hello".

Wang Fatzi: "Hello".

The girl looked at Lu Ming and grabbed her hand embarrassedly.

"That, I was chatting with a friend just now, my friend asked me to transfer 100 yuan to him, it just happened that my phone was out of battery, can I use your WeChat to add her and then you help me transfer 100 yuan to her, I will give you cash."

The woman said and took out a hundred yuan in cash and handed it to Lu Ming.

Lu Ming glanced at the girl.

"Grandson, give her your mobile phone, I will accept the 100 yuan." Lu Ming said and put 100 yuan in his pocket.

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming: "Why did I transfer money to her friend, and the money was given to you?"

Lu Ming looked at the fat man Nima and almost squirted out a mouthful of water.

"Well, this one."

"Then use your phone," the girl said as she looked at Lu Ming.

Lu Ming glanced at the girl: "Okay."

Lu Ming handed the mobile phone to the girl, only to see the girl operating on the mobile phone and adding friends.

"Wait, I'll agree with my friend," the girl put her phone on the table.

Take out your phone from your pants bag, agree to your friend, and put it in your pants pocket.

Ding-dong.

Then he entered the number of 100 yuan and handed the phone to Lu Ming, Lu Ming looked at the girl in a fog, and then Lu Ming entered the password.

"Ding-dong".

The girl looked at Lu Ming, and then handed the phone to Lu Ming.

"Wait a minute, I'll see if I get it."

"Hmm," Lu Ming nodded.

The girl took out her phone, unlocked it, and then opened WeChat.

"Well, thank you, I got it."

The girl said and let Lu Ming look at his phone.

"Thank you," the girl thanked and turned away.

"No thanks".

Lu Ming looked at the direction the girl left.

"Well, fat man, how do I feel that something is wrong there," Lu Ming said.

Wang Fatzi watched Lu Ming's chopsticks fall to the ground, and then laughed directly.

Lu Ming looked at the friend added on WeChat, who was the girl just now.

"I'm". Lu Ming directly threw the lid of the water bottle into the trash.

Damn, I've been tricked, Lu Ming looked at his phone.

"Grandpa, I'm laughing to death, I'm afraid not only has WeChat been added, but the phone number is coming, this method of asking for WeChat and phone number is simply amazing, no, I want to learn and learn." Wang Fatzi said, quickly took out his mobile phone and began to record.

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi.

I've been tricked, this girl is kind of interesting.

That's when the phone rang.

Lu Ming looked at WeChat: "Don't delete friends if you add WeChat! Hehehehe, I'm Shen Yue, a student in Class 3 of the Department of Finance, let's get to know you."

A mischievous expression followed.

"Grandpa, did you send you a message to her, hurry up and recommend her to me, I want to learn the routine from her." Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming and said excitedly.

Lu Ming glanced at Wang Fatzi: "No, it really is."

Lu Ming picked up his phone and was about to delete his friends, but after thinking about it, forget it.

So Lu Ming blocked her, and then set up his mobile phone to refuse to connect to external calls.

Lu Ming looked at his phone: "Well, perfect."

Then he stood up and looked into the distance.

"Fat Wang, I suddenly don't want to go to school," Lu Ming said.

"Why, grandpa, we are only less than 300 meters away from the school."

"I just don't want to go now, what do you say?"

"Grandpa, you can't do this, you now say that you have to go if you don't want to go, you have to go with me, and the school recently opened a new club, I think it's quite interesting, it seems to be a hula hoop club."

Hula hoop clubs?

What is this? Hula Hoop Club, what's the meaning of this club?

"Hula hoop club, well, there's nothing you don't want to go to."

"Grandpa, according to the specific words of our class, it seems that several school flowers have entered the hula hoop club."

Lu Ming seemed to think of something, then smiled, and finally couldn't help but slap the table and laugh out loud.

"Grandpa, what are you laughing at"?

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi and said slowly: "Are you saying that several school girls have joined the hula hoop club, which means that the one who chased me has also joined the hula hoop club."

Wang Fatzi nodded.

"I think this hula hoop club is very good, it was specially created for them."

As soon as he said this, Wang Fatzi also became interested: "Well, how do you say this?

Lu Ming sat down and took the mineral water bottle in his hand, and then said slowly: "Grandson, do you want it! Hula Hoop Club, Hula Hoop Club, Hula Hoop Club, 80% of the people in the Hula Hoop Club are women, and then you know that waist thinness is the first point, right?"

Wang Fatzi: "That's right, those three school flowers are really thin."

Wang Fatzi was puzzled and continued to ask: "Grandpa, the Tian Wei who chased you, and the other two school flowers: Mu Zimeng, Xuanyuan Meiqing, the three of them have very thin waists, and thin waists are the best, tsk tsk, what's so funny about this."

Lu Ming glanced at Wang Fatzi and said lightly: "Hey, you can't teach your son!"

Wang Fatzi: "....... Please also let Grandpa know"!

"Hey, think about the hula hoop, that's it, you know" Lu Ming said and put his hand on his chest and gestured: "You think, if this thing is too big, it will be very uncomfortable to shake the hula hoop, and it will be super uncomfortable to shake it off."

But it's different when you're small."

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming's face with a sudden change: "Grandpa, back, back."

Wang Fatzi kept glancing at Lu Ming.

But the more Lu Ming spoke, the more energetic he became.

"This one's breasts are small, they don't feel it when they throw the hula hoop, it's the same as men, they don't feel it.

Also, a few of them are the same as if they wear underwear or not, and a few of them are the same as elementary school students, and even some elementary school students are a little older than them.

Especially that Tian Wei, let me tell you, don't look at her boobs are a little big, in fact, she is wearing oversized underwear."

The more Lu Ming spoke, the more excited he became, and he stood up: "Look at those women, stand up and look down, and see the feet directly, what does it mean, it shows that they are all in peace, hahaha, hahaha."

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming and took a few steps back in fright, his face pale.

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi: "What's wrong grandson."

"Back, back" Wang Fatzi pointed behind Lu Ming.

"Lu Ming, how big am I?"

"Hey, grandson, are you asking Tian Wei's size again? haha, let me tell you, her size should be less than A, just negative A+, so I dare to assert that he is definitely the leader of the hula hoop club, how can the captain not be excessive, the head of the club is simply not excessive."

As soon as Lu Ming finished speaking, he felt a cool air coming from behind him.