Chapter 137: The rock sugar hemp cake hides the cat and is greasy, and the eunuch goes crazy and deceives God

At night, Xiao Qiangzi and Xiao Fuzi, two handsome little eunuchs, came in to serve.

This only made Lan Xing'er extremely depressed, but he was helpless......

After the event, I thought about something in my head and fell asleep sweetly.

Just when he was half-asleep and groggy, he heard two little eunuchs whispering.

"What do you say is the matter with this majesty? This desolate venerable is in his body, and even the movement is gone?"

"How do I know? It stands to reason that the time is up...... At least there's to be a big reaction, isn't it?"

"Didn't Yu Yan and Xinyao secretly go against the will of the above and secretly help Your Majesty?"

"Don't these two people want to live?"

"So what now?"

"Shhh......h The emperor is not in a hurry, he is in a hurry to die of the eunuch...... The top is not in a hurry, so why should we worry about such a big thing? As long as we do what we are told to do well. ”

"After hurting His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, can the two of us still live?"

"Whether we can survive or not, it doesn't matter if we say it ourselves, we can at least live a little longer! Do you want the Emperor to suffer a little damage, or let us die tomorrow morning?"

"I ......"

"Don't say it, go and get the things over, it won't hurt Your Majesty's life, just let him waste a little more Yang Yuan......"

After all, the two little eunuchs were sneaking around in the house, and they didn't know what they were doing.

Lan Xing'er opened her eyes suddenly, and was really startled by their words. "I said that I was in the harem as if I was calling Chun'er all day long, it turned out that someone was doing tricks, listening to the meaning of these two eunuchs, there was a bastard behind the scenes who was planning these things. ”

These big devils are obedient on the outside, and they are secretly making ghosts, they really know people and faces, but they don't know their hearts!

And at this moment, he heard two little eunuchs walking towards him.

Lan Xing'er closed her eyes gently.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty?"

In just a few seconds, the two little eunuchs whispered to Lan Xing'er beside the bed.

Lan Xing'er slowly opened her eyes, pretending to be sleepy-eyed, and said, "You don't come to bed in the middle of the night to sleep, what's the matter with getting up?"

The white little Fuzi, who was like a peerless beauty, was only wearing a very thin coat, and took out something from behind his back as if he was juggling, "Your Majesty, look at what this is?"

In his delicate hand, he pinched a few rock sugar sesame cakes, yellow, orange and orange, exuding an attractive fragrance.

Although rock sugar sesame cake is not a delicacy of the mountains and seas, it is Lan Xing'er's favorite food, and she will drool when she sees it! You can imagine how tempting this thing will be to her when she is hungry in the middle of the night.

She smiled and took the rock sugar biscuit, looked at it carefully, and it was indeed exactly the same. She had seen it in some of the concubines' rooms, and when she saw it, she couldn't help but want to eat it. I never dreamed that they would use medicine on this most inconspicuous of foods.

After hearing the conversation between the two little eunuchs, she finally understood - there is something wrong with this thing, and maybe it will be addictive!

The two little eunuchs obviously couldn't imagine that Lan Xing'er, who seemed to be sleeping so dead just now, actually heard them talking.

Knowing that there is something wrong with this thing, how can Lan Xing'er eat it?

But she still pretended to be surprised, "How many are there?" Although she is the Emperor of Heaven, she can only eat one at a time, and when she wants it again, she will not have it. According to them, it is too sweet, and they are afraid that they will eat too much and damage their teeth.

Xiao Fuzi said with a smile: "Back to Your Majesty, this thing is exclusive to Your Majesty, but it is not an ordinary rock sugar sesame cake, there is dragon liver and phoenix marrow in it, which is not precious." It's just this one, which is also secretly hidden by the minions, thinking that it is okay to serve Your Majesty once, and you must coax Your Majesty to be happy and like it......"

"Good, good, you two love me!"

Lan Xing'er nodded very affirmatively, looking at the eyes of the two little eunuchs full of encouragement, and quickly knelt in front of the bed, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for liking." In his heart, he laughed at her for being too stupid.

At this time, Lan Xing'er was holding a rock sugar biscuit, putting it to her nose and sniffing it, and sure enough, there was a flutter on her body, and it seemed that the amount of medicine was very large. The unique fragrance made her feel like she wanted to take a bite desperately!

If you hadn't heard it with your own ears, it is estimated that three or two mouthfuls would have been swallowed into your stomach at this moment!

"But...... I've had a toothache for the past two days, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep after eating!"

The two little eunuchs were instantly dumbfounded.

Xiaofuzi made a bitter face and said: "Your Majesty, you can eat such a small bite, in order to help Your Majesty steal this thing, the slave almost lost his life......"

Lan Xing'er chuckled and said, "I love me, I naturally love you, and this rock sugar cake will be rewarded to the two of you!"

"This thing is very expensive, and the minions dare not enjoy it......"

The two little eunuchs didn't expect that His Majesty the Emperor would suddenly refuse to eat rock sugar selap cakes, the two of them have been by his side for so long, this is the first time!

"Don't you dare to enjoy it?" Lan Xing'er slowly chewed these three words in her mouth, her eyes suddenly turned cold, "What I gave you, what are you not afraid to enjoy?"

The two of them were already very afraid of her, and this sentence suddenly accentuated the tone, revealing a very heavy deterrence, which really frightened the two little eunuchs.

The two of them fell to their knees, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and they were about to cry, "Your Majesty, this is something you specially enjoy, if we eat it, we will be beheaded......"

"It's okay, if you don't dare to eat it, I'll feed you!" she thought to herself, and what she had in her hand would not kill anyone. These two little eunuchs obviously know something, and they have to beat them well, so that they can know who is behind the scenes who wants to harm them.

She sat up slowly from the bed, staring at the two little eunuchs with burning eyes. In the pearl light of the sea, her eyes were as cold as nine shades.

"Lift your head up and open your mouth, or you will pick out your eyes and cut your tongue." ”

As soon as these words came out, the two little eunuchs were so frightened that they almost peed their pants.

"He" is not less eye-catching and cutting people's tongues. The two little eunuchs had already heard of it, and they were a pair of clever ghosts, afraid that if they didn't eat the rock sugar sesame cake given by him, they would be seen and be charged with poisoning the Emperor of Heaven, which was a great sin in the Heavenly Court, and they were afraid that they would be killed by a thousand knives. To be honest, if it weren't for someone who forced each other with their lives before, the two of them wouldn't have committed such a big thing.

"Your Majesty...... Spare ...... Let's eat it ourselves!"

"Yes, Yes, Your Majesty, don't work for you, we'll eat by ourselves!"

The two snatched the rock sugar sesame cake from her hand, broke it open, and one of them ate half of it, and ate it cleanly.

After eating, the faces of the two people suddenly turned red, crawling on the ground and writhing back and forth, and their mouths were snorting.

"Silence!" Lan Xing'er said coldly, her eyes getting colder and colder, "Lie there and don't move, whoever dares to move will deduct one eyeball, move twice to pick two, and move three times to cut his nose!"

The two little eunuchs trembled when they heard this, kneeling on the ground and not daring to make a sound or move, it was really better to live than to die. I didn't hold it for long, and my nose bleed, and slowly the corners of my eyes also bleed......

Lan Xing'er said slowly: "You ate rock sugar sesame cakes, why did your nose bleed? What's the situation? Tell me, what's in this cake?"

The two of them wished that at this moment, they could move by talking, and hurriedly said:

"That little copper ...... in the back garden"

"Call our little bronze bell to ...... in the back garden"

The voices of the two men overlapped, but they both spoke of the small bronze bell in the back garden.

Lan Xing'er didn't know that after the blue-haired demon unintentionally rang the bell, the two men in black jumped out and were forced to commit suicide.

Lan Xing'er reprimanded coldly: "Say it one by one...... You two can move...... Xiaofuzi said first. ”

Xiao Fuzi looked up at Lan Xing'er, with greed and infatuation in his eyes, "Your Majesty, as long as the little bronze bell rings, someone will put twenty such cakes in the rockery hole ten steps away from the small bronze bell." We will take it with us, and if Your Majesty is lazy and doesn't want to pamper those concubines, we will secretly take out a ......"

"It turns out that you put these rock sugar sesame cakes!" Lan Xing'er finally understood at this moment! No wonder, sometimes I didn't ask those concubines for more, but it was the two of them who did it!" "So, those concubines also know?"

Xiao Qiangzi grabbed a sentence, "They don't know, they are just afraid, they don't dare to say more, and they don't dare to ask more......"

And at the moment when she spoke, Xiao Fuzi slammed to the side of the bed, hugged Lan Xing'er tightly and kissed her mouth as soon as she opened her mouth, and then Xiao Qiangzi also pounced on her like crazy......

Their eyes were full of madness, and their mouths were full of madness: "Your Majesty, I beg you...... We're dying......"

Lan Xing'er didn't know if this was a dog jumping off the wall in a hurry, and she didn't expect that these two handsome and weak little eunuchs who were as weak as girls would dare to have such lust after eating rock sugar sesame cakes!

But the two of them, which is Lan Xing'er's opponent.

With a little force, Lan Xing'er pulled the two of them up and threw them under the bed, and the two of them pounced frantically!

"it...... What kind of rock sugar hemp cake is this stepping on a horse, the eunuch dares to rape the emperor after eating it!" Lan Xing'er jumped out of bed in fright, learned the swear words taught by the master and scolded, and stretched out his hand to fix the two of them there.

Seeing that the noses and eyes of the two people were bleeding again, he hurriedly carried one in one hand and walked to the bathroom.

This time, Yu Yan and Xinyao and other palace ladies were awakened by alarm, and they came over to inquire one after another.

"You all sleep, I want to take the two of them to take a bath!" Lan Xing'er said indistinctly, just holding the two eunuchs and walking forward, and a group of palace ladies didn't hear what they meant.

"These two foxes didn't know how to seduce Your Majesty, so they asked Your Majesty to take them to take a bath in the middle of the night. ”

"yes, none of us have ever enjoyed such treatment......"

"Don't shout, go to bed!" Xin Yao ordered coldly, and those little palace ladies were about to yawn and lazily go back to their respective boudoirs to sleep.

"Sister, let's go and have a look, shall we?" Yu Yan whispered.

Your Majesty went to the bath with the two of them...... How can we take a peek? Oh, after a tiring day, I don't have the leisure to serve Your Majesty. You too, you're going to be busy tomorrow morning!Don't worry about it, go to bed early!" Xin Yao said softly and swayed back to her room.

Yu Yan was also quite tired from presiding over the opening ceremony during the day, but she was careful just now and saw two drops of blood on the ground, and she was afraid that His Majesty the Emperor would be harmed, so she secretly followed alone.

Lan Xing'er threw the two little eunuchs into the water, and fearing that they would be drowned, restored their freedom.

Unexpectedly, the two little eunuchs just came back to their senses, and they pounced on Lan Xing'er like crazy, begging him to be lucky.

"Mom!" Yu Yan covered her mouth in fright, "These two guys must have been exposed...... Oh no, everybody's going to be finished!"

Lan Xing'er's face was swollen red, her eyes widened, and she fixed them there again, and they soaked in the water one by one, seeing that it still didn't work, she muttered: "They were instructed by others, and they didn't make any big mistakes...... Hey, if things get bigger, Yu Yan and Xinyao will also have to be dragged down...... These two guys are usually good, but it's better to sacrifice themselves......"

When Yu Yan heard this, she quickly turned her face back, her face was feverish, she gently covered her chest and slowly exhaled.

"It turns out that His Majesty the Emperor knows everything......" She understands that Xiao Fuzi and Xiao Qiangzi are fine, and there will definitely be nothing tomorrow. Since there is nothing wrong with the two of them, of course everyone will not have anything to do.

But...... The guilt in my heart kept coming up: although His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven was notorious, he was so kind to them, and he loved and protected them like this. Otherwise, it is estimated that everyone will die a miserable death tomorrow! It is really a blessing for everyone to have such a master.

Thinking about it, the love for His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven increased by two or three points......