Chapter 496: He's Worthy of It?
"Well, my heart hurts. ”
Chen Yang clutched his chest, as if he had been stabbed there.
What a terrifying heat.
If it can be combined with Lingshan Taoist Temple a little, it can at least dominate the hot search for a week.
"Abbot, abbot!"
Outside the Taoist temple, someone shouted.
No, not people.
It's a monkey.
Chen Yang got up and walked over.
I saw Chen Yong nervously leaning his body against the gate of the Taoist temple, and said with a scared face: "Yangyang Yang... There were monkeys outside, lots of monkeys, and wild boars......"
Chen Yang said: "It's okay, they don't hurt people." ”
"That's a wild boar, the fangs are growing!"
"You get out of the way. ”
Chen Yang pulled him away, he had been on the mountain for so long, it was time for him to meet with the residents of the mountain and get acquainted with it.
"Squeak~"
As soon as the door opened, a group of animals gathered outside the door.
The animals on the mountain are almost all here.
The monkey stood at the front, learning from the appearance of a human being, and stood with his waist crossed and said, "Dao Chief, I have finished everything you have told me." What benefits did you promise us?"
Look how direct you are.
Come up and talk about business.
Chen Yang likes this, he doesn't beat around the bush with you, he doesn't grind with you.
It's business, it's business.
It's time to talk about feelings, talk about feelings with you.
The distinction between public and private is very clear.
Otherwise, why would Chen Yang sometimes prefer to deal with animals rather than people.
That's right, it's Wen Ziyuan.
That son of a bitch...
"Yuan Yi. ”
With a call, Big Gray and Old Black came over.
Chen Yang said: "You take the monkey to the vegetable garden, let it pick a peach tree, and hang a sign on it, and the peach tree will be a monkey in the future." ”
Lao Hei reluctantly twisted his body and went to the vegetable garden.
Chen Yang looked at the other animals: "What do you want?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he smiled and said, "There are many fruit trees in the vegetable garden, if you don't dislike it, go pick one." ”
A boar, which was larger than the other boars, said, "One is not enough, I want ten." ”
Chen Yang said: "Ten is too much, if you are given ten, it will not be fair to them." ”
The wild boar said: "What does it have to do with me if the public is unfair, you asked me to contribute, and asked me to make a request, and now you don't agree, so why do you still ask me for something?"
Chen Yang looked at the wild boar in surprise.
Is this really a wild boar?
Organized, logically rigorous, with such a high IQ?
He remembered where he saw a popular science article that the IQ of pigs is very high in animals.
It seems to be true.
Chen Yang said: "One fruit tree, there can't be more. ”
"Ten!"
The leader of the wild boar said: "If you don't give it, I will arch you!"
Chen Yang said with a smile: "It's still threatened? ”
Fruit trees are very valuable, although a fruit tree only needs a thousand seeds, but the fruit tree occupies more soil.
The comprehensive value is not low at all.
That is to say, Chen Yang doesn't care much about money, so he changes the door, one fruit per person, and sends it away.
Do you dare to make a request?
You take what you are given.
"I'm furious!"
The boar purred, lowered its head, and ploughed the ground with its front paws, looking genuinely angry.
Chen Yang was not used to it, and said: "Ten pieces are impossible, do you want to do it with Poor Dao? Don't blame Poor Dao for not reminding you, your hundreds of catties of flesh still hurt when you fall on the ground." ”
"Purr~"
Wild boars have rushed up.
The head was pointed at Chen Yang and he went up.
Four hooves flying, dirt flying.
The huge body is unexpectedly flexible.
"Smack!"
Chen Yang pressed its head with one hand, and easily dissolved the force that rushed up it.
No matter how hard the wild boar tried, it couldn't go half a step.
When the other animals saw this, they immediately dismissed the lion's desire to open his mouth, and honestly went to the vegetable garden to pick fruit trees.
At this time, the monkey returned.
Seeing this scene, he said with contempt: "The strength is great, the abbot has more strength than you, and he doesn't know the southeast and northwest with hundreds of catties of meat. ”
"Smack!"
With a force in his hand, Chen Yang lifted the wild boar away and asked, "A fruit tree, do you want it? If you don't want it, there will be nothing." ”
The boar felt a huge sense of unreality.
I'm the king of the mountains!
I can't be a human?
Is my fat white?
"Look at the dots. ”
Handing over this place to Da Ash, Chen Yang turned around and walked into the Taoist temple.
Big Ash looked at the wild boar herd, snorted, slapped one paw on the ground, and roared, "Do you want fruit trees?"
"Yes!"
The wild boar reacted and quickly shouted.
If you can't beat it, you won't fight, and you have to coax it when it's time to coax.
Not ten, one is acceptable.
"It's a shame. Big Ash snorted.
When the wild boar heard this, he turned his head and scolded: "No one coaxes you, and the green on your head is shining." ”
Big Ash was stunned for a moment, and only reacted after a few seconds, his eyes fierce to eat people.
It looked at the monkey for the first time, and the monkey hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't say it." ”
Then he turned around and jumped and ran.
Stinky monkeys!
It must have been spread by this stinky monkey!
At this moment, Big Gray saw that the wolves had come out of the vegetable garden.
The new wolf king bit a green and crisp fruit in his mouth, and his eyes gently signaled to the she-wolf on the side.
The she-wolf was a little shy and took the fruit from her mouth.
Crunch.
Big Ash lowered his head and didn't look.
The leader of the wild boar passed by and said, "Show your love and die quickly. ”
The wolf king was about to bite it, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the big ash outside the door.
The she-wolf whispered twice and led the pack away.
……
"Shocked! The truth of millions of people dreaming together is actually ......"
"Nowadays, the news is becoming more and more undisciplined, and people in a city have a dream?
"How did that Weibo on Weibo become popular?"
"Are the people of Lingshan stimulated by something?"
"You will also protect Lingshan for a hundred years, why don't you bomb Britain, the United States and Russia?"
"This wave of hype, awesome! Finally, I have met an opponent that can compete with the operation of Lingshan Taoist Temple!"
"Why can't I think of such a good way to promote it?"
"Lingshan Taoist Temple has suffered a big loss, and it just made some news of a fox demon, and it was suppressed in two days. ”
"This is probably the worst loss of the Lingshan Taoist Temple, every time the Taoist Temple operates, at least hundreds of thousands of hundreds of thousands of investments, this time, millions are gone. ”
Chen Yang didn't even go to the lottery.
One afternoon, he hugged his mobile phone and constantly refreshed various messages.
He really wanted to reply, it was the Lingshan Taoist Temple that made millions of you have a dream.
In the evening, there was one more topic on the hot search.
It's still related to the same dream of thousands of people.
And, it is related to a Taoist temple.
It's a pity that this Taoist temple is not a Lingshan Taoist temple.
Rather, Tianhou Temple.
#天后宫举办中元节祈福法会, please pray for God's blessing and protect the 100-year peace of Lingshan#
This news suddenly raised the already hot related topics to a new height.
The Tianhou Temple in Lingshan City has also entered the field of vision of netizens in this unexpected way.
Netizens in Lingshan City on the Internet are like finding an outlet and flocking to it.
"Is it really the Tianhou Temple?"
"It is said that this is the news dug up by a certain reporter, and the reporter was in the Tianhou Temple at that time, and he saw the blessing ceremony held by Governor Wen Qianjiang with his own eyes, and it should not be wrong. ”
"I heard that Daoist Wen Qianjiang spent decades of Taoism in order to pray for Lingshan, and he collapsed the next day. ”
"This is Wen Qianjiang Daoist [picture], everyone, is it exactly the same as the immortal Daoist in the dream?"
"It's like... It's a little different, isn't it?"
"Although I can't see the face of the Dao Master in the dream clearly, I have a gut feeling that the Immortal Dao Master should be very young. ”
"Not at all. ”
"It's not like the upstairs is blind, isn't it? This is the immortal Dao master in the dream!"
"That's right, it's this Dao Chief, it's him, it's him!"
"Daoist Wen Qianjiang is low-key, if it wasn't for the reporter who broke the news, we wouldn't have known about it. ”
"This is the real life**, do good deeds without leaving a name. ”
"But I still don't think it's... These guys upstairs, why do I think you look so much like a water army?"
As soon as these words came out, they were immediately bombarded by hundreds of people.
Netizens who spoke the truth were a little suspicious of life when they were bombarded.
He looked at the photo of Qianjiang on his phone and muttered, "It's really not like it, I don't feel that way at all." ”
Looking at this group of netizens who replied, he suddenly felt that he was blind?
Soon, a video of an interview appeared.
In the video, it is Wen Qianjiang lying on the bed, being interviewed.
Reporter: "Abbot Qianjiang, the citizens of Lingshan have all had the same dream recently, in the dream, they dreamed of a fairy Taoist who wanted to protect Lingshan for a hundred years. Since your photo was exposed, netizens have said that you are the immortal Taoist. Excuse me, is it really you?"
Wen Qianjiang said lightly: "What is it? Isn't it? It's just a false name, the poor Dao is a cultivator, how can he care about such a false name?"
As soon as the video came out, it ushered in a large number of forwards and praises from netizens.
"This is the real Taoist priest. ”
"Regard fame and fortune as dung, and my generation of monks should be like this!"
"There's too much upstairs, right?"
"It still doesn't feel like it. ”
"People didn't say anything, okay? A bunch of people are making up orgasms in their brains, and it's really interesting. ”
"There are more and more water troops, it's boring, it's withdrawn. ”
……
"What a shame!"
Cui Guanghui looked at the news and immediately dialed the phone.
"Minister's ......"
He reported the matter concisely, and Feng Kegong said: "You can solve this matter." Chen Daochang may not care about these false names, but he can't let others rob him of the credit. ”
"I see!"
Hanging up the phone, Cui Guanghui turned on his phone and looked at the photo of Chen Yang taken at noon.
For this kind of lie, all it takes is a photo to debunk it directly.
……
Lingshan Taoist Temple.
Chen Yang had already slept.
He didn't see the video of Wen Qianjiang being interviewed.
Naturally, I don't know how hot Wen Qianjiang and Tianhou Temple are at this moment.
However, in the middle of the night, a newly registered account posted a photo.
There is only one photo, without any superfluous text.
That's enough.
……
Early the next morning.
When Chen Yang opened his eyes, he heard a noisy noise outside.
With doubts, he washed up briefly and pushed open the door of the Taoist temple.
As soon as the door opened, a flash of light lit up.
Chen Yang raised his hand in front of him, looked at this group of hundreds of reporters and media, and asked, "Everyone, is there something?"
A reporter asked loudly, "Abbot Xuanyang, are you the Immortal Dao Master?"
Chen Yang asked, "What Immortal Dao Master?"
The reporter said: "On the night of the Midyear Festival, the people of the entire Lingshan City had the same dream, in the dream, there was an immortal Taoist who prayed for the blessing and disaster of Lingshan, may I ask the Taoist chief, is it you?"
Everyone looked at him and waited for his answer.
Someone carried a camera and aimed at Chen Yang for a live broadcast.
On the Internet, all major live broadcast platforms have Chen Yang at this moment.
The audience of the live streaming platform is rising at a very terrifying rate.
Since last night, Cui Guanghui sent that Weibo.
In just one night, that Weibo was on the hot search list.
When everyone saw the four big words "Lingshan Taoist Temple" on the door plaque of the Taoist Temple, the first reaction was that the Lingshan Taoist Temple came to make up the hot spot again.
But when they looked down and saw the figure of Chen Yang in that photo, as well as the figures of Da Gray and Lao Hei...
If you want to scold, you can hold it back.
This photo, this... This is definitely that Immortal Dao Master!
No need for extra words, it's just this picture.
They were sure that this must be the Immortal Dao Master!
Chen Yang's figure overlapped perfectly with the figure of the immortal Taoist in their hearts.
It's perfect!
Reporters and media, like cats smelling fishy, rushed to Lingshan Taoist Temple early in the morning, intending to take first-hand information.
Faced with the media's inquiry, Chen Yang groaned slightly, nodded and said, "Yes." ”
In an instant, the whole hill fell silent.
The barrage in the live broadcast room disappeared.
He confessed?
Tianhou Palace, Wen Qianjiang looked at Chen Yang on the screen.
When he nodded and said that word, Wen Qianjiang's old face instantly turned black.