Can't get it?

Lu Yao was a little embarrassed.

Are all the female anchors in this world the same?

Lu Yao: "...... Hey, when I say 'meat compensation', I mean to buy a few catties of pork to compensate you! Hasn't the price of pork risen recently, and many people can't afford to eat it anymore -- don't think about it!"

Liu Ye: "I'm talking about pork, too!

Lu Yao was completely speechless.

This is really a flirtatious thing, but it was teased, and the horse was tricked by the horse!

I really can't reason with women.

Because they are like red carp caught in a net.

——The fish behind the net is born, and it is a carp (reason) when it is turned over, and it is also a carp (science) when it is turned over.

Lu Yao: "That's it, it's too right, sometimes it's not interesting, is it too late for me to think crooked?"

Willow Leaf: "...... At first, I didn't believe it, but now I finally believe it: Jingshu didn't lie to me, you really have split personality! When I first saw you, I felt that you were not a casual person! I didn't expect that you were not a person when you got up casually!"

Jingshu?Schizophrenia Personality?

Looks like she's starting to go as planned.

So Lu Yao immediately chose to cooperate.

Anyway, Tong Yao, the original owner of this body, is a fun-loving and flirtatious girl.

During this period of time, he is not close to women, which should have made some people suspicious, thinking that he is forcibly breaking his personality and preparing for entering the entertainment industry, right?

Don't say it: the soul of yourself and Tong Yao, one is clean and self-clean, and the other is clean and white.

It's a huge contrast.

"How do you speak? What kind of split personality, you're saying I'm neurotic?

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

As soon as Liu Ye sent out the message, he felt that it was inappropriate, seeing that he reacted so violently, he knew that he was speechless, and quickly changed his words: "Ahaha, I'm joking!"

Lu Yao: "You can't make this joke indiscriminately! However, it seems that it's not bad to be mentally ill? After all, it is not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone." ”

Willow Leaf: "...... I've apologized to you, don't bother me......"

Lu Yao: "Haha, I'm joking too." Besides, even if I wanted to kill someone, I wouldn't kill you, you're so beautiful. ”

Liu Ye: "(Shy) No, when it comes to beauty, Jingshu is really a big beauty." ”

Xue Jingshu's smile flashed in Lu Yao's mind.

Jingshu, that's really good-looking.

However, rabbits don't eat the grass around the nest.

Lu Yao: "No matter how beautiful she is, after all, she is my sister."

And you don't have to be humble, the two of them have their own strengths and weaknesses, and they are equally divided!

You're beautiful enough, with poetry as proof:

Liu Yemei, Liu Yemei,

The eyes under the willow eyebrows are like water,

Yao's nose and cherry lips are lovely,

It's all legs below the neck. ”

This big snap word was sent over, and Liu Ye first pursed his lips and smiled, and then his willow eyebrows were upside down.

Liu Ye: "What do you mean by 'legs under the neck'? You're sarcastically saying that I don't have breasts, aren't you?!"

Lu Yao: "Ah no! I didn't mean that, it's just, the sensitive parts below the neck, I can't say it, I can't write it, you know!"

The fear of being dominated by the divine beast in his previous life has penetrated deep into his bone marrow, and even when he travels to a parallel world, his subconscious is also affected by it.

But Liu Ye didn't understand his thoughts.

At first she was at a loss: "Sensitive areas below the neck?"

Soon she thought of something, although she was not chatting face-to-face with Lu Yao, her face involuntarily turned red.

Sensitive parts?This guy is obviously teasing himself!

Liu Ye: "Hey, can you speak seriously?"

Lu Yao: "??? forget it, I'm joking." Or else: I'll treat you to dinner tonight. ”

Liu Ye: "Dinner, I'm sorry, I have an appointment later, do you want to change the day?"

As a die-hard fan of Brother Fei, the Demon King, when he saw those two words, Lu Yao's true character was undoubtedly revealed: "As an old driver, I don't think it's appropriate for you to say that." You can say 'eat at another time', and it's better not to say 'another day', it's easy to misunderstand. ”

Liu Ye: "??? you are so dirty!!"

Lu Yao: "No, I'm just kindly reminding you, I'm pure!"

Liu Ye: "Phew, you're really enough! What do you want to do all the nonsense you keep saying?"

Lu Yao: "Yes!"

Willow Leaf: "...... Neurotic, Jing Shu is right, you really have a mental problem!

When she ended chatting, she only felt hot and dry, and couldn't help touching her face.

Although she is very arrogant on the surface, occasionally tells some meat jokes to her girlfriends, and even welcomes "meat compensation" when she starts to line up with the same road, but in fact, she is a banana-like girl, not an egg-type or mango-type girl.

Banana Girl: Yellow on the surface, white on the inside.

Egg-shaped girl: There is a protective shell on the outside, and after breaking it, you will find that she is quite white, but after you are familiar with it, you will know: in fact, she is very yellow on the inside.

Let's not talk about the mango-type girl, the surface is yellow, and the inside is even yellower.

"This Lu Yao is really a swinger with a lustful voice as reported by the media!" she thought hatefully, "I actually treat my mother as the kind of bewitching slut who is easy to hook!"

Originally, she wanted to put up with it.

But

The more you think about it, the more angry you get, and the more you take a step back, the more you lose.

Finally, she still couldn't hold back and called Xue Jingshu.

"Hey, Xue Jingshu, your brother, it's really too much!"

Xue Jingshu was inexplicable: "What's wrong?"

"I chatted with him, originally I wanted to get closer to him, so that it would be convenient for him in the future, phew, in the future!" After experiencing the "Another Day" incident, she was a little sensitive to similar words, "It's convenient to find him to compose lyrics and music in the future, but I didn't expect him to say something out of tune all the time, it's just ......"

"How?"

"It's like the old train returning to the starting station - woo (dirty) home!"

"Huh? Are you saying he's harassing you? really?"

"Is that still fake? I won't believe it, I'll show you a screenshot of the chat!"

After speaking, she immediately hung up the phone and sent a screenshot of the chat history to Xue Jingshu.

After reading the chat records, Xue Jingshu was also speechless.

"This, Liu Ye, don't blame him, I think it should be his other personality that has appeared - it is estimated that this personality was dominant when he was in the United States, so he went around picking up girls.

In other words, since he came back, his personality seems to have been hidden for a long time, right? The major shareholder of our company, Mr. Xu, is also a big beauty, and I have a lot of contact with him on weekdays, and I have never seen him verbally or physically harassed her!

How did I start when I saw you?"

Seeing her message, Liu Ye was a little angry: "What do you mean? You mean I'm too coquettish and have awakened his personality, right?"

Xue Jingshu hurriedly explained: "No, no, I didn't mean that! I just want to say that this happened too suddenly, not what you think!"

Liu Ye: "Hmph!"

Xue Jingshu: "But as soon as you said this, I realized that I was a little hindsight, during this time, he didn't mess around with flowers and grass, and put all his mind on his career!"

Liu Ye: "Alas, the mentally ill person wants to come out as soon as he comes out, and I shouldn't have taken on his topic of 'flesh compensation' in the first place, and made him mentally conscious." ”

Xue Jingshu: "Don't say it, my brother has been mentally ill since he became mentally ill!"