While speaking, Zhao Ning's big head turned around and looked Fang Chang up and down: "Why did you suddenly open up?"

Fang Chang shook his head: "I told you everything, I am really the son of entertainment......"

"Don't talk nonsense, are you asking me to cooperate with you to say this cross talk?"

That's right, the manuscript written by Fang Chang is cross talk.

Fang Chang nodded: "I'll tease, you come, how about it?"

Zhao Ning touched his chin: "Yes, yes, it's okay, but we are not professionals." ”

"It doesn't matter, I still have several of this kind of cross talk, we ran in today, and it was still recorded and broadcast, and I started all over again if I was wrong. ”

Hearing what Fang Chang said, Zhao Ning nodded: "That's okay, I'll talk to you." ”

Parallel worlds are no more empty than primordial.

Although there is also a cross talk art in this world, there is no master similar to the little black fat man Mr. Guo.

So cross talk has not paid much attention now, and Xiaoyuanzi, who doesn't even say cross talk, performs cross talk.

Crosstalk withered.

But this one written by Fang Chang is different, and it will definitely be able to detonate the listeners of the radio station.

After checking the words with Zhao Ning a few times, Fang Chang and Zhao Ning are familiar with this cross talk.

Coincidentally, Ye Yun also finished recording the new issue of "Two People Listening".

Fang Chang and Datou made it to the top of the broadcasting platform.

Glancing at each other, the two men nodded and began to get into shape.

As a teaser, Fang Chang must have spoken first: "Hello everyone, welcome to today's [Qingyang 558] new column "Cross Talk Theater", I am Fang Chang teasing." ”

Zhao Ning hurriedly picked it up: "I am Zhao Ning who is praised." ”

Fang Chang glanced at Zhao Ning and continued to speak: "Today, we will tell you a cross talk. ”

Zhao Ning: "That's right. ”

Fang Chang: "Our brothers have been together for more than ten years. ”

Zhao Ning: "That's right, I grew up since I was a child. ”

Fang Chang's tone began to become deeper: "I still remember a few days ago, I was sick, and it was he who took me to the hospital, upstairs and downstairs. ”

Zhao Ning: "Yes." ”

Fang Chang's tone began to be a little emotional: "Carry me upstairs, buy me food, and change my clothes." ”

Zhao Ning patted his chest: "It's been a relationship for so many years." ”

Fang Chang sighed: "Alas, I just thought, you said that Zhao Ning was so good to me, what can you do with your own son?"

"Hey, I'm your son..."

Fang Chang turned his head to look at Zhao Ning: "Don't worry, I won't let you inherit my inheritance!"

Zhao Ning shook his hand: "Hey, who is rare in this thing!"

"You don't always have this attitude, you think, I said I'm your father, I'm so happy. Fang Chang said this as he made a wicked laugh.

"Are you still unhappy?" Zhao Ning said.

Fang Chang's tone began to be arrogant: "Do you know it! I have a good time being your father!"

"Take advantage of me and say that I have benefits, you are really bad. Zhao Ning's tone began to rise.

"Do you really think I'm an ordinary cross talk actor?"

"And who are you?"

Fang Chang patted his chest and coughed: "Actually, I'm a radio station director coughing ......"

Glance at the big head, and that's where the main topic begins.

Zhao Ning, on the other side, also understood, and began to pay attention to it.

immediately set off Fang Chang: "Oh, your head is all hugging (rotten)?"

"You don't inquire, in Jiangdu, there is such a chief, Wen can raise the pen to settle the world, Wu Neng will immediately determine the future, the upper kang knows the girls, and the lower kang knows the shoes......"

"Hey, you know the, what are you doing with this?"

Fang Chang's tone suddenly raised: "I have a radio station! What's the matter, you're biting me?

Zhao Ning was helpless: "You bite me." ”

"I have a radio station that broadcasts good and interesting programs every day, do you know?" Fang Chang began to get to the point, in the jargon of cross talk, this is the beginning of life.

The big head said on the side: "What are the good programs?"

"I'll tell you about it. Fang Chang coughed a little, which made the attention of all the listeners focus on him.

"In the morning, we started playing music. Fang Chang's accent immediately learned the loud voice of the bear in the bear infested.

Because he had eaten the talent candy of voice, Fang Chang was simply handy when he learned this.

Zhao Ning began to say on the side: "Your voice as the host of the music playback program is quite rustic. ”

Fang Chang spoke: "Do you care about you? We are playing a wedding love song by the famous singer-songwriter Mr. Fang Chang. ”

Zhao Ning was surprised on the side: "Yo, you can still sing love songs?"

"Don't Think of Me When You Break Up"

Zhao Ning immediately picked up: "Hey, you have to be beaten up if you sing this to participate in the wedding." ”

Fang Chang continued to learn Xiong Da's voice: "I'm sorry we misplaced. ”

Zhao Ning: "Then hurry up and remedy it?"

"Please enjoy "Divorce Not Guilty". ”

Zhao Ning lined up his hands: "Hey, if I can kill you, do you believe it?" ”

"Insert ads, insert ads!" Fang Chang said.

Zhao Ning was on the side: "Oh, if there is a mistake, start remedying it immediately." ”

Fang Chang's eyes lit up, and this began: "Sister Wang." ”

Zhao Ning was puzzled: "Sister Wang?"

Fang Chang pointed his throat and spoke like a middle-aged woman: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I have hemorrhoids." ”

Fang Chang immediately changed to an older female voice: "Don't be afraid, Datie Hospital is looking for the director of the stab." ”

Pinching his throat, Fang Chang switched back and forth between the two voices.

"Minimally invasive, painless and inexpensive. ”

"Are you delaying work?"

"Don't delay, have surgery today, go to work tomorrow. ”

Zhao Ning began to shake the burden on the side: "It's not good to stab the director." ”

Fang Chang immediately resumed his original voice: "Next, please listen to the traffic program." ”

Zhao Ning nodded: "Director Barrel has passed." ”

Fang Chang changed to Xiong Da's voice: "Hello everyone, hello everyone, there was a series of collisions between thirteen large trucks on our highway today, let's contact the scene." ”

Zhao Ning: "Oh, this is a big accident"

Fang Chang changed to Xiong Er's voice: "Hello host, I am currently at the scene of the highway now, and a big truck is coming towards me." ”

"He's coming, he's coming, ah...... Smack!"

Zhao Ning's tone was flustered: "This is a crash!"

Fang Changxiong's voice was loud: "Next, please send the fifteenth reporter to the scene of the accident immediately." ”

Zhao Ning: "Fifteen or sixteen of the co-authors have died!"

"During this waiting period, we went into advertising time. ”

Zhao Ning wondered: "Another advertisement?"

Fang Chang: "Sister Wang." ”

Zhao Ning: "Oh, it's her again." ”

Fang Chang nodded: "What should I do if I have hemorrhoids?"

Zhao Ning scratched his head: "Isn't it just right?"

Fang Chang: "The operation was successful, and I ate chili peppers again." ”

Zhao Ning: "This wave is urging." ”