Chapter Seventy-One: Do You Think I'm Rare?

"Is she a woman? The question is whether she is a woman?" Xiao Fuchen shook his head when he thought of Xia Xiyan's coffin face.

"Then why is the girl of the Xia family not a woman? Do you think the old man will introduce a man to you?" The old fortune teller really wants to clean up Xiao Fuchen, not to mention having such a beautiful wife, but to ask for so much.

"That girl is like a zombie all day long, she has such an expression all day long, how do you let me live? Xiao Fuchen felt like crying.

The old fortune teller really doesn't want to listen to Xiao Fuchen's nonsense anymore, "Okay, you kid, don't get cheap and sell well, you can be content with such a beautiful wife, don't complain about this and that." ”

"Old fortune teller, I ask you, if you want to say that which of the two beautiful foreign celebrities is not worse than her? And she has a good temper, which one is like that girl, except for having a straight face all day long, she likes to get angry, and I now seriously suspect that you are not looking for benefits for me, you are cheating on me!" Xiao Fuchen wanted to die.

The old fortune teller smiled disapprerovingly: "Isn't it good to have a personality? This also represents her difference, besides, don't you just like that kind of woman with personality? Isn't she quite suitable for you?"

"Hurry up and get out of here! I told you that if you don't give Lao Tzu any more benefits, Lao Tzu will immediately lose his burden and leave. After talking for so long, Xiao Fuchen finally said the purpose of his call to the old fortune teller this time.

"What? You still want to ask the old man for welfare? The old man gave him something very good last time, and you still want to ask the old man for a new one?"

"If you don't give me some new benefits, I won't do it! I'll lose my burden and leave immediately!" Xiao Fuchen threatened the old fortune teller.

"Then you better not do it, you are far less valuable than my old man's treasures. The old fortune teller said in a flat tone.

When Xiao Fuchen heard this, a hundred grass and mud horses stepped in his heart in an instant, "Don't, no matter how you say it, give me some exercises, don't be stingy, men should be atmospheric." ”

"Then why hasn't the old man seen you be so angry to me?" The old fortune teller really wanted to slap Xiao Fuchen to death.

"Don't worry, I will definitely give you a beautiful funeral in the future, I want the whole of China, no, I want the whole world to know what a great person your old fortune teller is. Xiao Fu laughed.

The old fortune teller was trembling with anger from Xiao Fuchen: "Get out! The old man has never heard anything good from your mouth! ”

"Hehe, who of us is with whom, you can teach me some more exercises. Xiao Fuchen smiled wickedly.

The old fortune teller sighed helplessly and asked, "Let me ask you, have you practiced the exercises I gave you to the first level?"

"Uh... Not yet, but it should be soon. Xiao Fuchen scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"You haven't even practiced the first level of the exercises that the old man gave you, and you want to ask the old man for a new exercise? The old fortune teller admonished.

Xiao Fuchen lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Don't you have so many pills, just give me a few bottles of pills that can make me break through immediately, I am only a small opportunity away from the Mingyin Realm now, you can help me." ”

"Get out, how can the old man have that kind of thing, even if there is, do you think the old man will give it to you? I told you a long time ago. The old fortune teller admonished: "On the way of cultivation, what you pay attention to is one step at a time, do you think it is a benefit to rely on these things to be promoted?"

Without waiting for Xiao Fuchen to speak, the old fortune teller continued, "On the contrary, this kind of thing only has disadvantages and no benefits. ”

"Then you better give me some new exercises, I don't want any more pills. Xiao Fuchen didn't want to listen to the old fortune teller talk about any big reason here.

"It's been so long since the Mingyin Realm broke through, do you still have the face to ask the old man for a new exercise?" The old fortune teller has an urge to hang up the phone, and every time he talks to this kid on the phone, he either wants this or that.

"Do you think I don't want to break through, didn't you say that you can't rush to achieve success step by step along the way to cultivation?"

When Xiao Fuchen said this, the old fortune teller was a little embarrassed, "Having said that, you can also be a little more diligent, it is absolutely no problem to cultivate to my realm with your talent, but you are just too lazy." ”

"I've been a bit lazy lately. Xiao Fuchen felt that it was not unreasonable for the old fortune teller to say that he was lazy, he had only cultivated a few times since he returned to China, and the rest of the time he was either accompanying Chu Xianshu or fighting with Xia Xiyan or something.

"But what realm are you, old fortune teller, now you should always tell me what realm you are, right?" Xiao Fuchen has asked this question since he was a child, but every time he asks this question, the old fortune teller will only say, my realm is the position that you can't touch for a while.

As Xiao Fuchen expected, the old fortune teller smiled and said: "Hehe, now you just need to cultivate seriously, my realm is far away from you, and you won't be able to touch it for a while." ”

"Cut! I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it, I don't have to be so unfathomable, do you really know your realm with me? Xiao Fuchen cut off.

"You stinky boy, if you're still like this, can't you be as elegant and easy-going as the old man and me? The old fortune teller scolded with a smile.

Xiao Fuchen scolded disdainfully: "you! What am I going to learn from you? Watching Japanese movies? Are you still elegant and easy-going?"

"Ahem..."

The old fortune teller coughed dryly and said: "What do you stinky boy know, it's not wrong to watch this, you can take watching Japanese movies as a kind of practice, the more you watch, the more you understand, so that your level of cultivation will be higher." ”

"Do you call this cultivation? Am I kidding me?" Xiao Fuchen also admired the nonsense skills of the old fortune teller.

"Why isn't this a practice? Let me tell you, there are many kinds of practice, some people advocate asceticism, some people advocate pure cultivation, of course I can count this as a practice, but the types are different, depending on how you look at them. The old fortune teller explained.

After Xiao Fuchen heard this, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up, "Amazing, you are the first person I have ever seen who said such a noble thing about watching movies, I really can't find a second one besides you." ”