Chapter 26 Versatile!

Wang Fat: "........".

Lu Ming: "........".

Air: "..........".

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming, Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi, and the two looked at each other like this.

"Woo woo, my money, my money."

Wang Fatzi hugged the pillow and cried.

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi.

Lu Ming stood up and suddenly hugged Wang Fatzi's thighs.

"Grandson, please save me."

Wang Fatzi looked at the pillow and looked at Lu Ming.

Lu Ming raised his head, his eyes widened, and his eyes were full of sincerity.

Wang Fatzi looked at Lu Ming and wiped away his tears.

Stand up.

"Okay, money doesn't really matter, I think my brother's life is the most important thing."

Wang Fatzi put his hands on his waist and said righteously.

Lu Ming stood up and sat on the sofa, looking at the tall back of the fat man.

Showing adoring gaze.

Fat Wang seemed to feel this fiery gaze.

"As a brother, as a master of pickling girls, I feel that I have an obligation to teach my brother how to fall in love and how to coax girls."

Lu Ming felt a little wrong when he heard this.

"Fatty, does falling in love have anything to do with how I explain to my sister".

"You're questioning me! You're questioning me!"

Wang Fatzi turned to look at Lu Ming, his head constantly approaching Lu Ming.

Lu Ming nodded.

"Okay, let me tell you, what does it matter to me if I tell you today, no matter who it is, no matter how old a woman is, no matter how old she is, they are all women, they are all babies, women and babies are the same to coax, to deceive, as long as you know these two, you can do anything, and my Wang Fat Man happens to be an expert in this area."

The more Wang Fatzi spoke, the more energetic he became, which made Lu Ming stunned when he heard it.

If that's the case.

Here are Lu Ming's fantasies:

At this time, his 100-year-old wife was standing beside Lu Ming.

This 100-year-old wife is worth 20 billion and owns 180 companies.

At this time, the 100-year-old wife was sitting on the marriage bed with a wedding dress and a hood.

This is Lu Ming walking in.

Look at this 100-year-old wife.

Look below you again.

Silently walked into the toilet and took it out of his pants bag:

Two packets of Liuwei Rehmannia pills.

I ate it in one go.

Then he took a sip of Erguotou.

Walked out, walked to the edge of the bed, sat down, and held her "delicate" little hand.

Looking at the 100-year-old wife.

"Baby, you're so beautiful today".

"I hate it, people are so old, you actually tell the truth like this, you really hate it."

"No baby, you are in my eyes, your age will always stay at the golden age of a woman 18 years old, you will always be so beautiful, so beautiful".

The 100-year-old wife was said to be self-conscious, and lay shyly in Lu Ming's arms.

"If you hate it, you will only praise others for their beauty, and will not praise their merits."

Lu Ming looked at his 100-year-old wife and swallowed a mouthful of saliva with all his strength.

"My wife, that is: multi-talented, multi-billion, one billion, deyi, billion, two-hundred, talent, one-billion, one-hundred-million-one."

In Lu Ming's endless praise, his 100-year-old wife was smiling.

"I hate it, are people really as good as you say"?

"What I said is true, my wife, there are many talents, more than I can imagine, not to mention more than I can say, more than 100 million, just this 100 million, it is the envy of hundreds of millions of people."

"I hate it, my dear, you say this, it makes the family shy to death, honey, let's have sex together."

"Wait".

Lu Ming stood up and ran into the toilet.

Two pills were taken out of his pants pocket.

This pill is called: Lose Yourself, Bestial Pill.

Lu Ming swallowed two in one go!

Then, walked out.

..........

"Grandpa, grandpa".

Lu Ming opened his eyes and saw that his hands were actually stroking on the chest of the fat man.

"Woo woo, grandpa, you love me, I really didn't expect it, you let go of my grandson! Let me think about it, I think about it, I will make an expression of your love"!

Wang Fatzi burst into tears, as if he wanted to sacrifice himself.

Lu Ming looked at his hands, then looked at Wang Fatzi, and listened to what Wang Fatzi said.

"the groove".

I only heard a bang.

Wang Fatzi was kicked directly by Lu Ming to the wall, and almost smashed the TV.

"Fat Wang, what are you thinking?"

Wang Fatzi: "I ......................".

I'm so miserable!

...............。。。。。。。

Walk on the road to school.

"Is it really okay for fat people to be like this"?

"Grandpa, how can you question me, me"?

Lu Ming looked at Wang Fatzi, and always felt that something was wrong there.

But then I thought about it.

This 100-year-old wife can be coaxed, and my sister should be fine, after all, the age is there, and my sister is only 17 years old when she is so young.

After all, what I said is right, Jiang is still old and spicy, and a 100-year-old wife can be coaxed well, if you are a sister, it shouldn't be a problem!

"Fatty, I believe in you".

Lu Ming patted the fat man on the shoulder.

This made Wang Fatzi very happy!

Lu Ming looked at the time, it was now 11:49, and his sister should still be in class, but Lu Ming was thinking, my sister was in class, what about my daughter?

How did my sister arrange Lu Yue?

Lu Ming thought of this question.

At 12:10, I finally arrived at school and took a taxi.

Lu Ming looked at this high school gate, and felt so familiar, as if he was still the same young boy who was once young.

"Grandpa, be nostalgic."

"Sort of".

"Haha, don't be nostalgic, it's all sad for me here."

Lu Ming didn't say anything, Wang Fatzi was also from this high school, and the two met in high school.

As for why Wang Fatzi only scored 400 points and entered the same school as Lu Ming, Lu Ming had to score 600 points to enter the university, as for how Wang Fatzi came in, Lu Ming didn't understand before.

Now Lu Ming still understands.

"Yo, Lu Ming, and the fat man, how can you have time to come back and see your alma mater"?

Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi turned their heads to look at a middle-aged uncle at the same time, who was carrying things in his left and right hands.

Lu Ming's eyes suddenly became rosy when he looked at him.

Wang Fatzi too.

Teacher Huang Jing Huang.

I have given Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi too much help before!

Too much, too much, mental help.

Lu Ming: "Teacher Huang, good."

"Hello Mr. Huang".

"Okay, take it and carry it for me."

Saying that, Teacher Huang handed the things he was carrying to Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi!

Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi were carrying things.

"Mr. Huang, what did you buy?"

Wang Fatzi asked suspiciously.

"Copybook".

"Haha, Mr. Huang, your punishment method is still the same."

Lu Ming laughed.

"It's true that it won't change, but it works, don't you, do you want to try again?"

Teacher Huang frowned at Lu Ming and Wang Fatzi.