Chapter 1: Old Routines
"Tang Ge, how can you be so shameless!"
A piercing male voice sounded in his ears suddenly, Ai Yu frowned in his sleep, opened his eyes unhappily, sat up and looked at the strange boy standing by the bed, with a confused expression.
Ai Yu is an online novelist who has not slept well for a week because he is entangled in the ending of a villain in his novel.
And last night, it was the eighth day of her Carven's insomnia, and she already had plans to abandon the text.
In order to alleviate his poor sleep, Ai Yu deliberately drank some red wine before going to bed. As a result, I slept soundly, but now this condition is ......
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With a gsize bed, wide floor-to-ceiling windows, pure white quilt covers, and luxurious furnishings around her, it is obvious that it is not her home, but it is a bit like a hotel......
Wait a minute!
Hotel?
How can it be!
She clearly remembered that she was sleeping at home, how did she come here with her eyes closed and opened?
And the T-shirt that I wear every day to sleep in has also been replaced with a sundress, can I say......
"You did it?"
Ai Yu turned his head sharply, looked angrily at the boy standing beside the bed, with a little thin anger in his delicate eyebrows, and asked angrily: "Scoundrels, bandits, shameless scum!"
Damn, I've been insomnia for so long, and I finally got back to sleep, who knew that I was picked up cheaply by such a thing, and sneaked into the house to get her here......
Thinking of this, Ai Yu silently pulled the pure white brocade quilt to cover the spring light that was about to leak.
"What do you mean I did it!" The boy who was scolded by the head and face immediately retorted, "It's obviously your own ugly thing, and you dare to rely on my head! Tang Ge, can you be a little more shameless?"
"I want to be shameless, what do I have to do with you ...... ugly bastard?"
Ai Yu subconsciously wanted to refute, but in the middle of his words, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong, so he quickly stopped his voice, turned to look at the boy standing by the bed suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "What did you just call me?"
"Tang Ge, what else could it be?" The boy twisted his eyebrows and replied impatiently, but then he was a little strange, glanced at Ai Yu, his eyes stayed on the other side of the bed for a few seconds, and his anger was mixed with mockery, "You can't sleep with a wild man, and even your brain has a problem with water, right?"
Ai Yu: ......
God's brain has a problem, the old lady's name is Ai Yu, okay? Tang Ge, why don't you call me Tang Shi?
Besides, what kind of wild man is talking about? The old lady has been single for 20 years! Where did the wild man come from?!
Looking at the girl's blank and ignorant expression, as if she had remembered something, Qin Weihe said mockingly: "What new trick are you playing?
Wait!Tang Ge?
Suddenly, Ai Yu guessed strangely: Mo No, Mo didn't he cross by himself?!
The novel "Miss Song Ci's Tsundere Husband", which she plans to abandon, happens to have two supporting roles of Qin Weihe and Tang Ge, and what is even more tragic is that Tang Ge is still the legendary vicious female partner, and finally the crazy demon has lived a chaotic life.
Qin Weihe at this end squinted his Danfeng eyes slightly, the tips of his eyes were drunk, and his eyes blurred his eyes focused on the girl's obviously lost face, and after staring for a moment, the boy scolded in a low voice, "Damn." ”
Looking at the girl with disdain, he said in a cold and mocking tone: "Tang Ge, do you know what it means to be reserved? Do you want to be ashamed?" This is still ...... in Kyoto" The boy frowned and burped, "Who else is like you who rushes to climb a man's bed? ”
The boy's tone deeply pierced Ai Yu's heart, and the fear of being in an unfamiliar environment turned into anger, "What kind of character do you think you are? I used to be blind to look at people like you, and now I think you're dirty." ”
I'm the author of this novel!Your founder!What are you, I don't know?You still dislike me?What qualifications do you have to dislike me!
When the words fell, Qin Weihe, who was carried away by alcohol, raised his hand, saying that it was too late, Ai Yu grabbed Qin Weihe's hand, and his right hand "snapped" and slapped the boy's face fiercely.
Ai Yu stabilized his mind, suppressed the anxiety in his heart, and said in a calm tone: "What's the matter? ”
Qin Weihe, who was beaten off his head, was dazed, he didn't know if he was dreaming, this girl who usually chased him around actually changed her sex?
"Tang Ge, you are very good!" Qin Weihe stared at the girl, his eyes fell on the other part of the bed, and laughed mockingly, "I want to see who the wild man who committed adultery with you is!"
As he spoke, Qin Weihe angrily walked to the other side of the big bed, intending to see how much the man who looked like himself in this text message was like himself.
With a chaotic mind, Ai Yu followed Qin Weihe's movements, and on the other side of the huge bed was a man with his eyes closed and seemed to be asleep.
Xu was disturbed by the argument between the two, and the sleeping man twisted his eyebrows unhappily.
Both of them froze in place after seeing the man's face clearly.
She really couldn't figure out the current situation. The man sleeping soundly on the bed was Huo Heng (He
g third tone) Huo Sanye, the male protagonist of her pen, who spoils his wife excessively, is standing next to Qin Weihe, the male partner in the book, she is Tang Ge's vicious female N.
Everyone knows each other, how did they get together? Tang Ge climbed Huo Heng's bed? No, now it seems that he climbed his bed. What kind of magical thing is this? The world is distorted? Huo Heng is crazy?
Ai Yu swept Qin Weihe on the other side of the bed, and the face that was comparable to a palette was finally fixed on the pale, and even the lip flap lost its color, like a seriously ill patient.
Oh, so he didn't know that either. Someone is as thunderous as himself, Ai Yu's heart is a little calmer, and he even wants to laugh.
Qin Weihe at this end was also completely stunned, he couldn't have imagined that the adulterer who received the news and came to arrest was actually Huo Sanye! He felt that this kind of thing would not happen even in the next life, so why did he get together?
The person who sent him a message to inform him that he came to catch the rapist obviously said that it was a person who was very similar to himself, so he wanted to ask Huo Sanye where he was like him!
At this end, the wooden-faced Ai Yu turned his head and looked at Qin Weihe expressionlessly: "Are you here to catch the adulterer? just to break the marriage contract with me?" I agreed, you get out." ”
Qin Weihe, who was still dazed in his mind, was also annoyed and angry when he heard this, and sneered: "Yo, if you get ahead with the third master, who do you think you are? The third master is just for a moment's pleasure, don't dream about the Spring and Autumn Festival!"
"I'd love to. As he spoke, Ai Yu skillfully touched the mobile phone on the bedside table and dialed the phone in front of Qin Weihe.
The phone was turned on hands-free and was quickly picked up.
Before the man could speak, Ai Yu took the lead and said, "Dad, I want to cancel my engagement with Qin Weihe." ”
The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment, and said calmly: "Are you serious?" He knew that Tang Ge's obsession with Qin Xiaoshao was no less than anyone else's, and he once cried and shouted that he would come to the door to propose marriage, which was really a loss of face for his ancestors.
Ai Yu raised his eyes and stared at Qin Weihe with a mocking gaze, and said affirmatively: "Yes, I am serious. ”
"Got it. Regarding Tang Ge's new requirements, Song Zhengquan could not be said to be relieved, he was afraid that Tang Ge was looking for him to marry Qin Xiaoshao immediately. He also wanted Tang Ge to marry Qin Xiaoshao, but it was by no means the current situation.
After hanging up the phone, Qin Weihe looked at the girl in front of him with a complicated expression, and the eyes that were overflowing with greed in the past were flashing with smart light at the moment.
Ai Yu looked at Qin Weihe with a cold face, and his tone was indifferent: "I said, I think you are dirty." In this life, I will never pester you again. ”
Saying that, Ai Yu glanced at Qin Weihe, whose face was not very good-looking, and his tone changed, and he said charmingly: "Or do you Qin Xiaoshao suddenly think that I am as beautiful as a flower, and you love me so much that I can't help myself? If that's the case, I can consider marrying you, who made me a kind girl? I can't see others crying for love." ”
As he spoke, he lifted the quilt, the white silk suspender nightdress wrapped the delicate curves, and Ai Yu picked up the small incense suit on the ground as if no one was around, and put on the clothes slowly.
"You don't put gold on your face, who can look up to you as a woman like you? Qin Weihe, who was disgusted, subconsciously took two steps back, away from this nervous woman.
Noticing Qin Weihe's movements, Ai Yu put away his expression and said coldly: "Since that's the case, let's not waste each other's time." I have a new love now, and you're in the past tense. ”
"Xinhuan? You mean Huo Sanye, you really dare to think about it!" Qin Weihe sneered, his tone sarcastic, "It's better to look in the mirror more when you have time, just like you, Huo Sanye will only fall in love with you if you are blind." ”
"He was indeed blind. Ai Yu nodded quietly, "As you can see, Huo Sanye and I had a spring night of firewood, and we were in harmony with each other. ”
She felt that Huo Heng wouldn't be able to hear it anyway, so let her talk nonsense once, Ai Yu was the best at pulling the tiger skin banner.
"You're shameless. The disgust in Qin Weihe's tone was self-evident, "It's dirty." ”
"Each other, each other. Ai Yu nodded with a cold face.
The two people facing each other at the bedside didn't notice that the sleeping man moved his eyes slightly.
Qin Weihe couldn't say whether he was happy or lost, but when he saw the undisguised disgust in the girl's eyes, the indescribable emotion turned into anger under the influence of alcohol, and he suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Ai Yu's slender neck, and his tone was gloomy and vicious, "Do you think I'm dirty? Who wanted to climb my bed all day long?"