15. Stuffing salt in the crotch of the pants hurts

Shengshi Moyin has high requirements for singing skills, but Shengshi Beauty is not so strict, because its focus is on appearance, as long as the typhoon and singing skills are not bad, at least it can advance to the first round.

Li Dan kept persuading Li to enter the prosperous world of beauty, Li thought about it and thought about it, and felt that it made sense, if he entered the prosperous world of magic now, he was not completely sure, and it was very likely that he would repeat the mistakes of the past, and he would not be able to pass the audition, but if he entered the prosperous world of beauty, his appearance and his singing skills would undoubtedly be greater.

"Okay, let's go to the prosperous world. Li Xiang said, "Hey, what do you think of my appearance?"

Li Dan patted him on the shoulder: "It's a little worse than me." ”

Li Xiang glanced at Li Dan, although the uncle Li Jin is nearly half a hundred, he is still very handsome, and he is even more amazing when he is young, he is a well-known handsome guy, tall and handsome, but the eldest lady looks ordinary, Li Danzhong and the appearance of the two of them, the appearance is medium and upper, and the ordinary handsome.

Li Dan: "There is no harm if there is no comparison, don't look at my appearance, you go in quickly, while your confidence is still very strong." ”

Li Xiang pouted, disdainful of arguing with him on this issue.

He went into the track with a bang.

There were three teachers in the audition, two men and one woman, and when they saw Li Xiang coming in, they first looked his figure, appearance and temperament up and down, and then asked Li Xiang to sing a song casually, judging his singing skills while observing his typhoon.

The "Today's Star" program is looking for tomorrow's idols, they believe that to become a potential star, it is not just talented, appearance and temperament are equally important. Some people are born to eat the bowl of rice in the entertainment industry, and some people are full of talent, but they are not suitable for the stage, not suitable for charging ahead, and they may be more suitable for behind-the-scenes work.

Therefore, the show is divided into three tracks, and auditions for today's stars from three focuses.

Since its inception, the track has been controversial.

In the first three seasons, the players in this track did not win the final championship once, and in the PK battle, they were generally at a disadvantage, and they were at the bottom of the three tracks.

Especially in the third quarter of last year, the only remaining player in the Shengshi Beauty track was defeated in the 6-in-5 PK battle and was eliminated.

This year is the fourth season, He Caihong chose not to do it, although it is said that he is too busy with work and can't get out, but it is difficult to say that there is no impact of last year's early defeat.

Since the inception of "Today's Star", He Caihong has been serving as the mentor of the beauty track of the prosperous world for three seasons. In three seasons, she led a runner who couldn't beat the other tracks, which could have frustrated her, so she didn't do it.

It can be seen that the overall strength of the Shengshi beauty track is weak and very controversial.

"Okay, here's your student number, congratulations, you've passed our preliminary exam. The only female teacher among the three teachers said with a smile, handing Li Xiang a name tag with a number, No. 099.

"Thank you, teacher!"

The process was a bit easy, beyond Li Xiang's expectations.

"Well, come on!" said the female teacher.

"Thank you, teacher! I'll do my best. ”

As soon as Li Xiang came out, Li Dan came over and asked with concern: "How is it? ”

"Look, what is this?" Li wanted to show the name brand to Li Dan.

"Wow! This is a customs clearance certificate, I know you can do it! Li Xiang, you have finally lived up to the expectations of the elders for you, I am very pleased. Eh, Li Xiang, you said it was so easy to pass, should I try it too?" Li Dan said eagerly.

Li Xiang encouraged: "I think it's quite relaxed, good-looking people can stand there, you can pass without talking, you think you have a higher appearance than me, then you have to go, everyone see, such a handsome man, just one word, I will only say it once!"

Li Dan's confidence began to swell a little, "Then I'm really going?"

"Go ahead, I'll give you a crush here!"

The people who accompany their friends to participate in the draft are an extremely powerful group, and often the main ones end up doing nothing, but these people who accompany them are an instant hit! So Li Xiang didn't dare to ignore Dandan's classmates at all! Maybe his two words of encouragement inadvertently created a huge comedian.

Think too much.

Li Dan went fast and came back quickly.

He hung his head and said: "The teachers are very satisfied with my appearance, saying that it is more than 099, but what about it, the teachers asked me to sing, I can't sing, I am exposed, so they asked me to go back to practice, come back next year, and definitely give me a customs clearance certificate next year." ”

Li wanted to express serious doubts about these words, but seeing that Dandan's classmate looked depressed, looking like he had nothing to love and was devastated by life, he chose not to say anything, did nothing, and let it go.

"Brother, have you ever heard of Jinmu Water and Fire?"

"What?"

"Jinmu, water, fire, and you. ”

Li Dan saw that it was the other two people around him who were talking.

One of the boys asked in surprise, "Haven't you heard of it, isn't it gold, wood, water, fire and earth?"

The other person smiled and said, "It's Jinmu, Shuihuo, because you are the earth, you are so earthy!"

The boy looked embarrassed.

Li Xiang and Li Dan couldn't help but look at the two of them, the one who mocked, wearing bells and whistles and long braids.

Another boy who was ridiculed for being very earthy, in fact, in the eyes of Li Xiang and Li Dan, was not earthy, but the clothes on his body looked a little old, a pair of white sneakers that could not be seen, a pair of whitewashed jeans, a white T-shirt, clear muscle lines, dark skin, a guitar on his back, bright eyes, and neat short hair.

and those who mock him are completely polarized.

At the moment, the bells and whistles are constantly making fun of jeans.

Li Dan looked at Li Xiang suspiciously, Li Xiang didn't need to say anything to know what he wanted to ask, was this person a man or a woman?

"It should be a man, and female students are not selected here. Li Xiang said in a low voice.

"What are you two muttering!"

The bells and whistles glared at Li Xiang and Li Dan, guessing that what they said was not a good thing, because he saw that these two people had been staring at him, and that look made him extremely annoying.

Li Xiang: "Ah, it's nothing, we whisper, it has nothing to do with you." ”

The bells and whistles didn't hear what they were talking about, but he was suspicious, so he could only snort coldly when he heard the words, and continued to taunt the jeans.

Li Xiang saw that the jeans were honest, his face was red, and he would only refute dryly.

"Did he offend you, can he have such a hot mouth?" Li Xiang said.

"Shengshi Beauty chose not such a person, this is a shame on our track. The other party looked so arrogant that he couldn't do it.

It turned out that they were all students who had cleared the Shengshi Beauty Track.

Li Xiang said: "You are not a teacher, other teachers think he can do it, why do you say that others are not worthy." ”

"The higher the appearance, the greater the responsibility. I have such a responsibility!"

Li Xiang and Li Dan were choked by this sentence and almost spit.

What a narcissistic person this is.

Li Dan couldn't help it, he was also a poisonous tongue.

"Do you know why there is no wind in Jinmu, water, fire, and earth?"

The other party said disdainfully: "I don't know, and I don't want to know." ”

Li Dancai doesn't care if he wants to know or not, as long as he hears it.

"Because Your Excellency has risen with the wind, and has soared up to 90,000 miles. ”

"Who are you scolding?"

Li Dan said with a smile: "Don't be angry~ Don't be angry, how about you please eat fish? I think you are quite good at picking thorns!"

The other party looked Li Dan up and down, and sneered: "You look so ugly, you must have come to accompany the exam, it's really pitiful." ”

Li Dan's teeth itched, and he said to himself: "Okay, okay, don't eat fish, don't eat fish, then have time to together?!Oops, I forgot one thing, we may not go into the same toilet, haha, sorry, sorry." ”

The other party was furious, gave up his jeans, and faced Li Dan Balabala.

Li Dan knows the essence of quarrels, and once the other party gets excited, he can take a breath: "May I ask what breed you are? Why are you so fierce?"

The other party chattered endlessly.

Li wanted to persuade and criticize Li Dan: "You are really, you don't know the variety, you are noisy, you really stuff salt in the crotch of your pants, and you are so idle that your eggs hurt." Don't say it, don't say it, go home~"

"Don't tell me about the eggs!"