Chapter 172: What I Want to Do Most After Victory
A month has passed.
It's similar to Lu Yao's prediction.
With the successful development and widespread use of a vaccine against influenza by medical experts, the flu was finally defeated.
When the supreme leader announced on television that "we have finally ushered in the final victory", the whole country rejoiced!
Lu Yao also saw tears in his eyes.
This month, he, like everyone else, was almost at home.
have been silently following the current situation.
Looking forward to victory.
In the end, as he wished.
"Yo ho, it's finally time for this day, come on, hug one, brother!" Xu Pan, who had been holding back in Lu Yao for a month, couldn't help but rejoice and gave him a big hug.
Lu Yao responded with a smile, and with his old fist, he hit Xu Pan's chest with a muffled sound.
", you guy, are you holding the ground too hard, you have no place to exert yourself, take my brother and me as a sandbag?"
Xu Pan was hammered in the chest by the old fist, and he almost didn't come up in one breath.
After relieving himself, he frowned and complained. "If you punch down, Lao Tzu almost burped!"
"I'm sorry, man, I'm so excited. Why don't you punch me?" Lu Yao said, and immediately raised his eyebrows: "Hey, let's just go to the gym to practice boxing, right? After holding back for so many days, I really want to vent!"
Xu Pan stared at him in surprise, as if looking at a mentally retarded person.
"Brother, be a man, be a civilized person!" he said, "you are so uncivilized!"
Lu Yao was stunned: "Why am I uncivilized?"
"There are two things about you that are uncivilized.
First: What did you just say?'Let's practice boxing', right?'Say that you don't have a chin, civilized you, me and him', you are very uncivilized at this point;
Second: After being at home for more than a month, everyone wants to vent, but the way you think of venting is actually beating people with your fists? Don't you think it's too barbaric? They have all returned to the realm of primitive people! This is the second point of uncivility!
If you want to vent, there are many ways, why did you choose such a primitive and brutal way?"
He was righteous and stern, and Lu Yao was stunned for a while.
"There seems to be some truth to what you say. In your opinion, how do you vent?"
"This is simple, use our old rules in the United States!"
"The old rules in the United States?"
"Woman. Xu Pan smiled evilly: "Women!"
"......Forehead" Lu Yao couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I said, you don't seem to be civilized, right? Find a woman to vent, you can't control your instincts, it's more primitive than primitive people!"
"Hey, instinct, instinct!"
"You've got to keep it under control. The reason why humans are different from animals is that they are able to control all kinds of desires. If you can't control it, it's no different from an animal. ”
This month, I have confined you at home, I can't go anywhere, I can't go around partying, eating, drinking, and having fun, and I can't pick up girls and flirt with girls, isn't this enough control? I want to vent, is there anything wrong?"
"I think it's okay to go out for a walk, but why don't you go to Fengyue Field......?"
"Dog, you've changed!" Xu Pan looked at him regretfully: "You are no longer the iron buddy who was blessed and shared with me when I was in the United States!"
Said to be a prodigal son together, why did you turn back halfway?"
He shook his head and sighed as he spoke.
Lu Yao was also quite speechless.
Dude, your good brother who "has blessings and hardships" has Tong Yao and is dead.
Now, standing in front of you is Niu Hulu...... Ahh
"Anyway, you have so many personalities, but no matter how you say it, they are all normal men's personalities, right?
"You are the eunuch, your whole family is a eunuch!" Lu Yao said angrily. "I just...... I'm just tired of the old life of drinking and drunk.
The women I wanted to soak in before now seem to be soulless shells, like walking corpses, and they can't attract me anymore.
What I want now is a companion of the flesh and soul!
Panson, I think you need ...... too."
"No, I don't need it! I only need a day and a woman!" Xu Pan categorically vetoed.
“……”
"Okay, the Tao is not the same, whatever you want to vent, anyway, I just want to snap, pop, snap now!"
Lu Yao frowned: "Pan Sen, you are really a low-level and interesting guy! A guy like you is actually a brother and sister to Xu Xian?"
"Hehe, it's my brother and sister, what's wrong?" Xu Pan said with a smile. Immediately, his face changed: "You kid, could you be deliberately pretending to be a 'prodigal son' in front of my sister to deceive her body and mind?!"
Boy, I warn you! I don't beat your sister's idea, and you don't beat my sister's idea! Stay away from Ah Xian!
If you dare to seduce her, I'll break your third leg!"
Lu Yao wanted to speak, but when he saw Xu Xian, who had just walked down the stairs with an angry face, he stopped talking.
"By the way, don't you want to box? Aren't we having a suitable candidate here?" Xu Pan said again: "That big-muscled female bodyguard, Li Yun!"
It's perfect for you to play against her!
That way, you can vent your excess energy!
Speaking of which, this big-muscled bully has such a beautiful face!
If the figure wasn't so exaggerated and the temper wasn't so hot, I would have chased her down, hey, hey,
“……”
Lu Yao looked at the stairs again.
Looking at Li Yun, who was standing with Xu Xian with an expressionless face, he couldn't help but want to mourn for Xu Pan in silence.
He didn't say anything, but winked at the other man and motioned for him to shut up.
Idiot, don't say it!
Dangerous!
However, Xu Pan didn't notice the look in his eyes, but was immersed in his own imagination, and his eyebrows danced.
"Alas, don't say: if Li Yun doesn't exercise so hard, I mean: if you exercise a little, that figure is definitely a good material for a lover!
Think about it, that thigh, that ass, that waist......
My sister's figure is already okay, but I dare to pack a ticket, she must be even more powerful than Ah Xian's figure!"
He described it as he simulated it in the air with his hands.
The air of obscenity almost polluted the entire hall.
Lu Yao closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at them directly.
"Xu, Pan, Sen!"
Xu Xian gritted her teeth and called out his name.
Xu Pan's face suddenly froze.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, old sister, I just made a random analogy......"
As he spoke, he turned his face and looked at it with a smirk.
Then he saw Li Yun who was like a grim reaper.
In an instant, his whole face was as white as paper.
"You want to fight me, right? Yes, come, fight with me. Li Yun said expressionlessly, "If you win me, I'll let you hehehe." ”
Xu Pan was dripping with cold sweat, and looked at Lu Yao for help: "Brother, save me! If you don't save me, I'm going to die......"
Lu Yao repaid a regretful look, indicating that he could not do anything.
On that day, Xu Pan realized his idea of "popping, snapping, snapping" with Li Yun.
The whole villa reverberated with the snapping sound of flesh falling to the ground.
and screams.
"Your brother is the first to do what he wants to do after his victory. Lu Yao said to Xu Xian while eating melon seeds and watching the battle.
"Hehe, it seems so. Listen, how happy he is!"