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"What? Lingling, your joke is not funny at all, anyway, I didn't laugh, how could Sister Niu and Brother Niu drop out of school", Xie Qi scratched his nose, not believing it at all.

"Yes, Lingling, how can you be joking? You have changed, you have changed in the past six months", Wang Ranting shook her head and said.

Looking at everyone, Lu Lingsheng burst into tears and sobbed: "Really, this is true, Sister Yanyan and Sister Su both know."

The classmates looked at Lu Ling's appearance, and then turned their heads to look at Su Ao and Wang Yanyan, who were crying on the table, this ......

"Did you really drop out of school?"

"Woo woo, woo woo, why is Sister Niu, why, why, why did you just leave, did you forget, you are wearing my underwear."

"Damn, isn't Klaas going to blow about Lao Tzu for 4 years? Nima, a dead liar, damn, next time I see you, I won't kill him."

"Drop out of school, drop out, this, hey, this....... Even if you drop out, you have to come back and say it yourself, you, me."

", I'm, holding the grass, why is my brother Niu so generous today, and invited us to dinner, it turned out that he dropped out of school, hey, life is boring without him."

"It's okay now, the two brothers and sisters are gone, the pistachio (T Klaas) is gone, and the deputy squad leader is also gone, this, snakeskin."

"Woo woo, woo woo".

Lori stood on the podium, burst into tears, looked down at the envelope, smiled at the corner of her mouth, and said to herself: "Brother Niu is the most handsome, Brother Niu is the most handsome, Brother Niu is the most handsome, Brother Niu is the most handsome, Brother Niu is the most handsome."

Hmph, I've done it five times, this is really against the baby's conscience, this punishment is really terrible.

Also, Sister Niu, we'll see you again."

Lori clenched her fists, strengthened her heart, and then wiped away her tears with her hands, smiled all over her face, and said loudly: "Don't be sad, everyone, it's not good to be lifeless at all, Sister Niu and Brother Niu want us to be happy, not sad."

"Yes, Lingling is right, if we are sad and are known by Sister Niu and Brother Niu, (she) they will also be sad", Wang Yanyan stood up and said loudly.

"What are you crying about, who is crying, watch the old lady beat you to death, ah, come and give me a try", Su proudly stood on the podium, twisted his body, waved his fist, and looked vicious.

Sure enough, everyone is not sad anymore, but the two of them are forcing a smile, this atmosphere is very strange and uncomfortable.

"Okay, in this way, this baby will tell you a joke", Lori was going to climb up to the podium to speak, but the one-meter-five podium was really a bit tall for Lu Linglai.

"I'm crawling, I'm crawling, yes, I'm angry", that cute look directly captured the heart, and the cute hands and feet made people can't help laughing.

"You, hmph, you are not allowed to laugh at me", Lori simply didn't climb up, just stood there with her hands on her waist, and said angrily.

"Hahaha, Lingling is so cute".

"Wow, my heart is whining".

"It's so cute, it's too cute."

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and Lu Ling also laughed, and bursts of laughter came from the classroom.

Half ringing.

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the classroom fell silent, and everyone looked at each other, then laughed again.

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Jingle bell, ding bell, ding bell.

Classes are in place.

The classroom fell silent.

Huang Sanmiao walked up to the podium with a book in his hand and looked at everyone with a smile on his face.

"That, that's it, I'll tell you a joke first", Huang Sanmiao put down the book, the ring ruler in his hand kept patting his hand, frowning, and thought for a while.

"Yes, listen well, the joke is like this", Huang Sanmiao pulled out the stool, crossed his legs, and said slowly: "On a dark and windy night, the male protagonist took out 1.8 million cash from his pocket, and suddenly the man in black cut off his hands and took away 1.8 million cash, he hugged his head and cried when he lost his arms, he looked down at the stars, he was blind and watched the disappearance of his most important things, and he ran in this dark night until there was no shadow when he lost his legs... He roared, "Why am I a mute?"

", hahahahaha".

"Hahaha, Xiucai".

"Poof, which fairy god wrote the mentally retarded and domineering president."

The domineering president walked into the ward, revealing 1,000 abdominal muscles, revealing two sharp knives in his eyes, looking at the woman in pain, with an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, and said coldly: "If you want to be my child, you will climb out by yourself."

"it, you're more nb".

“emmmmmmmmmmmmmm”。

In the classroom, one or two laughed non-stop, and they all relaxed.

"Okay, okay", Huang Sanmiao patted the podium with a ring ruler and said loudly.

The classroom soon fell silent.

Huang Sanmiao frowned, half silent, looking embarrassed, and after a long time, he slowly spoke: "Enough laughter, the next thing, well, I don't know what to do, but it's going to be right sooner or later, this thing is that Deputy Squad Leader Niu and Brother Niu dropped out of school, and they won't come back in the future."

The classroom was silent, and everyone could hear Pets breathing.

"That, Mr. Huang, we all know it, it's actually nothing, isn't it, everyone, right", Su Ao stood up and said loudly.

"That's right, Mr. Huang, we all know, it's nothing."

"yes, what's here, that's what it looks like, what can it be."

Looking at everyone's attitude, Huang Sanmiao nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, this is my student, okay, class, let's talk about it in detail today."

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Penglai Immortal Sect.

In the main hall, the five elders stood below, sweating and not daring to come out, dare not speak, and dare not move.

"Lu Ming, who is it?", Grandmaster Ye Shi said coldly, hitting the bottom of the hearts of the five people, making their hearts tremble, and their hair was cold.

The answer to Ye Shileng was silence.

"Elder Chen, because of your misinformation, our Penglai Immortal Sect lost a holy woman, what crime should you be guilty of?", Ye Shi coldly shouted coldly.

Elder Chen's heart trembled, he was frightened, he broke out in a cold sweat, and he knelt directly on the ground and begged loudly, "Sect Master, listen to ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Elder Chen directly exploded and died, and a pile of blood flowed out of the ground, and then evaporated and disappeared.

When the other 4 people saw this, they were stunned, and the heavy spine of their backs was cold to the back of their necks, and the 4 people knelt together, shivering.

Ye Shi turned around coldly, the cold was pressing, and said coldly: "Lu Ming has handed it over to you, I will see the head of the person on his neck within 3 days, if not, Chen Guo will be your example."

The four of them said in unison: "Yes, Sect Master".

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