Volume 1 Chapter 29: Give Me Three Points of Thin Noodles

As if hearing what Yun Zhongfei said, the hand clenched even tighter.

"Brother, do you agree?" Yun Zhongfei became more and more excited.

The hand became tighter and tighter, obviously there were only bones left in the arm, but the strength was very great, and it was almost like to crush Yun Zhongfei's hand.

"Brother, what are you doing, light, don't do this~ In this case, I will be very troubled, stop, Ya Contempt Butterfly, it hurts~Ah~Don't~ Tap~~~~~" Yun Zhongfei shouted ecstasy.

It's just that this cry has a bit of a love action movie flavor.

That hand ignored Yun Zhongfei's shouts, and always held Yun Zhongfei's hand hard, and the strength became more and more powerful.

Yun Zhongfei frowned.

With the other hand, he grabbed Yun Zhongfei's palm and broke it open. He shook the purple arm that had been clenched in pain.

Different from before, Yun Zhongfei's eyes have a little look, and they are no longer as blurry and lifeless as before.

"What's wrong with me?" the clouds shook and his head was still a little confused.

"Hiss-" For some reason, Yun Zhongfei's head was in pain, as if he was about to be pinched and exploded.

"Kid, isn't my gift to you fun? Suddenly, a cold mechanical voice sounded in Yun Zhongfang's head.

Yun Zhongfei shuddered, his spirit tensed instantly, and he stumbled and said, "You, you, didn't you leave?"

"Leave, I want to have a good time with you, this little friend. Yun Zhongfei was like falling into an ice cellar, and a cold air instantly surrounded him, and Yun Zhongfei's hands and feet were cold.

"You, you, what are you going to do?" Yun Zhongfei was unwilling to give in, "I tell you, I am the author of this book, if you kill me, the handsome and dashing and suave author will not spare you." ”

Yun Zhongfei thought that if the author moved out, the owner of this voice would retreat, but who knew that he not only did not retreat, but said: "As long as I don't kill you, I'll torture you slowly, little by little." ”

Yun Zhongfei knew that he was finished now, and the other party was not even afraid of the author, and so on. Yun Zhongfei seemed to think of something, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"You're not that man at all. Yun Zhongfei found a clue.

"Why am I not that man? Do you want me to get you a cappuccino, somebody, give him a cappuccino. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"System, do you think it's still necessary for you to install it?" Yun Zhongfei said helplessly.

System:????????

"What a system, I'm not a system, I'm the man. ”

"Oh, you're the man, what's your name?"

"You don't deserve to know my name, I, I, I, my name. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"System, you don't have to install it. However, Yun Zhongfei had already seen through everything and said with an oath.

"Hiss-the host is so terrifying, host, how did you find out that I am a system?" the system politely admitted that Yun Zhongfei's guess was correct.

"It's very simple, you said that you are the man, but when I mentioned the great name of the author, you clearly showed that you know the name of the author, but there are only two people in the world who know that the author exists, no, it is one person, that is me, and in addition, there is only one system you. Yun Zhongfei said methodically.

At that moment, Yun Zhongfei seemed to be incarnated as Edogawa Yun Zhongfei, a famous detective.

Yun Zhongfei put on a coquettish posture and said: "The only one who can see through the truth is a famous detective Yun Zhongfei who looks like a super invincible handsome guy and is too wise to !!!! ordinary people."

My name is Edogawa.Yun Zhongfei is a high school student detective who solves difficult cases, I have not been poisoned by some mysterious organization, my body has not changed, my mind is still the same, I am an invisible reasoning expert, no matter what the case, there is always only one !!!!! truth"

System:......

"Could it be that the host, you are the legendary Grim Reaper's elementary school student????" The soul of the drama spirit of the system was also picked up by the clouds and was burning.

"No, no, no, I'm a high school student!!!" Yun Zhongfei corrected.

System:......

"Host, you're sick, what are you pretending to be? Beware of pretending to be struck by lightning. "The system finally couldn't help it.

"Haha!!!!!!ha

The "host !!!!" system gritted its teeth.

"If you keep the fuck on pretending, you'll see if you can get conquest points in the future. The system slowly and leisurely said a sentence that was the most cruel to Yun Zhongfei in the gentlest tone.

Yun Zhongfei, who was self-intoxicated, was stunned for a moment, smiled awkwardly, and then stood upright, looking like a good child.

I don't want to think about the super invincible universe big bang level two goods that don't stop making two.

"Wait, you're back?" Yun Zhongfei thought.

"Yes, you've only now realized that your reflex arc is really long, and you're really sluggish. The system was speechless.

"The author let you go?"

"Beat me up, update my system, and let me back. Although the system said that the wind was light, Yun Zhongfei could imagine how ruthless the author's big attack was.

"By the way, I haven't asked you yet, what happened to you before, why did you suddenly have the courage to be an author?"

"The reason is very simple, I am a system, and I can also be regarded as artificial intelligence, and I am a virus. ”

"Virus???? then you won't continue to be virus-neutral in the future. "The clouds are flying in shock!!!!

"No, I remember that the last time I was infected with a virus was 1200 years ago, this time the author focused on upgrading me in this regard, it will not be a virus. ”

"Who got you the virus?"

"Those readers who are not used to reading the author's water word count. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ???????

"Awesome, this session of readers is really !!!! convinced, convinced. Yun Zhongfei was shocked again.

"Wait, I remember you said that the last time you were hit by a virus was 1200 years ago??????" Yun Zhongfei found a key place.

"yes. ”

"How old are you?" said Yun Zhongfei cautiously.

"9753 years old. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"If that's the case, you can be my ancestor. “

"yes!!!! I didn't think of that. The system woke up after a sentence from Yun Zhongfei, and said, "Host, come, call the ancestor of the system to listen." ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Why the should I tell you, let me call you ancestor, no way, Lao Tzu is a man who stands up to the sky. Yun Zhongfei looked very manly at this moment.

"Cut, it's boring. ”

The arm sticking out from the land: Why did you two talk about it????? don't ignore me, hey, I'm still here, I'm a monster, I crawled out to eat you, hey!!! take a look at me, give me some face."

The mentality of the arm collapsed.

"Conquest points from the arm, 10 points. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ???????

"System, what is this arm? There are still people in this world with the surname Hand?"

"The world is full of wonders, I'm Chen Ping'an...... I'm sorry.,I've read too many novels lately.,Mouth scoop.,Ahem.,It's not normal to have a strange surname now.,There's also the surname of the glory of the king.。 ”

"But I guess this arm isn't personal, look at your right. ”

Yun Zhongfei looked at the place where the system said, it was the arm that Yun Zhongfei had talked about the geocentric development plan before.

"Oh, tell me, I forgot about it when I was talking to you. ”

"By the way, the system, I vaguely held this hand to talk about business before, but I don't remember it very clearly, and my head hurt when I came back to my senses, what the hell is this?" Yun Zhongfei touched his head that was still aching faintly and said.

"Wait, I'll look at your brain. As soon as the words fell, he felt a sharp pain in the depths of his brain.

"Damn, the system is light, it hurts Lao Tzu to death!!! Yun Zhongfei couldn't help but complain.

"Just bear with me, you're a man. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Okay, it's okay, it's not a big deal, it's just an illusion. ”

Yun Zhongfei breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and his brain was fine.

"Wait. The system said suddenly. The tone was very heavy, as if there was some incurable disease flying in the clouds.

"Damn, system, what's wrong, nothing will happen, right?" Yun Zhongfei was nervous about being made by the system.

"Host, you're a brain-dead !!!"

Flying in the Clouds: ........??????!!!!!

"What are you talking about, you have the ability to say it again. Yun Zhongfei clenched his fists, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"If I say it again, won't you read it all over again?" the system said dismissively.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"Lao Tzu is a reader, look at your size!!!"

"I don't have a head, you can't see it. The system said with a smirk.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

Yun Zhongfei now just wants the author to beat up the system again.

Author: I took the system away and you asked for the system, and you gave it back to you and you asked me to take it away, what else do you want me to do, what do you want, your sudden text message is enough for me to be sad ~~~~~

"System, I advise you to explain to me clearly, what do you mean that I am brain-dead. "Flying slaves in the clouds are unspeakable.

"It's just that you have a bad brain, you're a second-class product, and your brain is a cripple, and you're slightly !!."

Flying in the clouds: "I want to beat you to death"

Arm: I'm begging you two, I'm a little monster anyway, can't I be a little monster after some training, and give me some scenes? I'm at least a trick, do you know? He used to play tricks, you see how popular I am now, maybe I'm the next star master, so you can give me a little bit of a scene, give me three points of thin noodles, okay??????

However, Yun Zhongfei is inseparable from the system's scolding, how can he have any leisure to take care of an arm.