Chapter 54: The Cliff of Misstep
The person who came was naturally the little witch Xiang Luo, and before the door of the carriage was opened, Lin Le heard her hearty laughter.
Lin Le looked at the little witch blankly, and really had a nosebleed, while the two beauties beside Lin Le had their eyes shining at the same time, with envious eyes on their faces.
Evil spirits!
It turned out that the little witch dressed up carefully and put on Kong Miaoyu's skirt of a hundred birds returning to the feather, this makeup, it was as beautiful as a fairy, no, it should be more beautiful than a fairy.
The big eyes full of aura, the red cherry mouth, the pointed chin of the beauty that is one in a million, and the dimples with the corners of the mouth, especially the innate aristocratic atmosphere, with this gorgeous and incomparable skirt, that posture, that momentum, is simply invincible.
No wonder the soldiers outside are so exaggerated, if they meet Xifeng, these soldiers don't dare to do this at all, the beauty of Xifeng is the kind of coldness that does not eat the fireworks of the world, and the little witch in front of her, that is a cute girl with a natural princess temperament and flexible and playful, a little cute, but more noble.
It's rare that she didn't speak first when she came in.
Lin Le looked at the little witch blankly, and said stupidly: "When you were born, you must have been a princess of a big country who was proud of the world, otherwise it would not be so noble!"
The little witch laughed and said, "That's natural, my sister was originally a princess, and she was the princess of the first emperor of the ages, my brother has a good eye, your nosebleeds are all coming out, wipe it first?"
Peat, this opening, suddenly ruined the beautiful image that Lin Le had just established in her heart, especially when she wanted to use her sleeves to wipe Lin Le's nosebleed.
That's a hundred birds returning to the feather skirt, wiping the nosebleed?
Lin Le was also drunk, Yu Yimeng reacted at this time, hurriedly took out a handkerchief, gently wiped Lin Le's nosebleed, and laughed while eating, Lin Le suddenly felt embarrassed, this was the first time he saw a beautiful woman with a nosebleed.
The little witch had already sat unceremoniously on the chair opposite, and behind her, there were really two maidservants who sorted out the skirt for her, but Lin Le's carriage was too small, so they had to hold the skirt high in their hands, which looked particularly funny.
Lin Le said with a smile: "I can't imagine that you usually look unkempt, but you are really dressed up, so beautiful? You are really a princess of a big country? Who is your father? It can't be bragging, right?"
The little witch laughed and said, "Of course I didn't brag, my grandfather was the first emperor of the ages, Qin Shi Huang!
Lin Le chirped: "How is it possible? Aren't you from the mortal world? Don't brag, it's too outrageous, even Qin Shi Huang has come out!"
Yu Yimeng next to him looked adoring and asked, "Little witch sister, do you have anything to do with coming to us?"
When the little witch heard this, she was actually stunned, and suddenly stood up, covered the cherry mouth with her right hand, and said: "I'm sorry, I almost forgot, I came here to show off, and I have nothing to look for you, I'm leaving, I have to show off in front of the whole army, I'm very busy!"
Lin Le and the three of them were completely stupid.
Before Lin Le could react, the little witch had already stepped out of the carriage, and then heard the cheers and cheers of the soldiers, as well as the hearty laughter of the little witch, and said loudly: "Hello soldiers, soldiers have worked hard!"
Lin Le and the three of them were completely messy, you looked at me, I looked at you, and after a while, they laughed at the same time.
After a long while, the three of them stopped laughing, Yu Yimeng raised his head and looked ahead, already fantasizing, and said with a wistful face: "King, if the concubine can wear this skirt of a hundred birds and feathers, and walk in the army, what a beautiful thing it would be." ”
After a long time, I didn't hear Lin Le's reply, Yu Yimeng returned to reality from fantasy, and when he turned his head, Lin Le and the others were already buried in studying the map.
At this time, the explosive head was pointing to a place on the map and said to Lin Le: "Lin Le, this is called the Lost Cliff, it is a necessary place for our army, it is said that when the birds fly here, they will also fall off the cliff, it is an extremely dangerous pass, I am worried that the enemy may ambush us here, this Liu Yan, there are definitely more than three people." ”
Lin Le nodded and said, "I didn't expect you to study this map so thoroughly these days......
Lin Le was only halfway through his words, and suddenly felt dizzy, and there was a strong uneasiness and palpitations in his heart, thinking, here it is again, the crisis is really coming.
Seeing Lin Le's face suddenly turn blue, his eyes were dull, and cold sweat broke out on his head, he hurriedly asked worriedly, "Lin Le, what's wrong?"
Lin Le said with a calm face: "I have a premonition that there is danger, and I need to sleep and enter the dream realm. ”
The exploding head turned red and did not speak.
Yu Yimeng suddenly became proud, and said, "King, the concubine will accompany you to pull the radishes?"
She already has experience, at this time, Lin Le needs to relax, of course she can only find her.
Lin Le looked at the exploding head with a little embarrassment.
The explosive head hurriedly stood up and said, "I'll go to Su Su to discuss some details of the march, you go to bed first, and then talk about it when you wake up." ”
Then he walked out quickly.
Yu Yimeng smiled and threw herself into Lin Le's arms, she was too short, so she could only look up at Lin Le and said, "King, at this time, you can only help your concubine relax......
As he spoke, he began to reach out and grope for Lin Le.
Lin Le shook his head, smiling bitterly in his heart, thinking, when will this matter be a head, and if it goes on like this for a long time, will the exploding head be angry?
Lin Le didn't think about it so much, and quickly grabbed Yu Yimeng's thin hand and hugged her.
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After the passion, Lin Le fell asleep and soon fell asleep.
In the dream, Lin Le saw that he was continuing to set off with the army.
During the march of the army, the busiest person was actually the little witch, in addition to wearing the windy bird feather skirt from time to time to show off everywhere, finding someone to chat, drink and gamble for money has become the little witch's most enthusiastic thing.
The most rare thing is that the little witch makes friends, the more the merrier, never looking at the identity and status of the other party, up to Lin Le, the king, down to the lowest-level maidservant, the little witch is all friends without discrimination.
In just half a day, Lin Le's 5,000-strong army is already unknown to the little witch, and the little witch also knows thousands of people, and those backbones of the army naturally can't run away.
The army will soon enter a lost place, Lin Le and the others are studying the map, and the worries of himself and the exploding head in the illusion about this place are becoming more and more serious as the distance closes.
At this moment, the little witch came to find Lin Le.
At this time, she had changed into a long flaming red dress.
"Brother, let me ask you something, do you know Leng Jian?"
As soon as the little witch came in, she was not polite, but also sat opposite Lin Le arrogantly.
Lin Le's face was confused by her question, he shook his head blankly, and said, "Who is this person?"
The little witch laughed and said: "Your foolishness, you can compare to me, this person is the lieutenant general of a thousand commanders in your army, this person's actions are a bit problematic, I heard that several of his recent subordinates are sneaky, and they always secretly leave the team for no reason." ”
Lin Le was taken aback and said, "How would you know?"
The little witch laughed and said: "If you know that I have talked and made friends with the men and servants in your army, the servants, all the generals above the centurion, and the slightly more famous soldiers in the army in the morning, you will not doubt that I know these things at all, and I will not even know how long you have been passionate with Yu Guifei last night." ”
Hearing this, Yu Yimeng and the explosive head next to him both blushed.
Lin Le hurriedly stretched out his hand, made a pause gesture, and said, "Stop, you are really a busy man, I believe you, what do you want to say?"
The little witch thief smiled: "I think he may have a problem, do you want to go to play a tailgating game with your sister?"
Lin Le frowned and said, "Why are you also a royalist general, such a trivial matter, just go by yourself, and pull me?"
Lin Le thought to himself, a little lieutenant general, the little witch actually called herself out, I don't know what she means, could it be that there is something inside?
The little witch laughed and said: "My sister just sees that you are hugging left and right all the way, and I am afraid that you will become obsessed with women and become a faint king, so find something serious for you to do!"
Lin Le couldn't help but sigh, another opponent, this opponent is much more difficult to send than Bu Yun, but this demon is a ghost, since she has found herself in person, she must have found something.
"Alright then, wait for me to change my clothes!"
Lin Le had to stand up, Yu Yimeng actually changed Lin Le's clothes in person, she had never done this kind of thing before, but now with the explosive head, Lin Le was looking for the explosive head to discuss, she had nothing to do beside her, so she rushed to help Lin Le pour tea, make the bed, change clothes, everything that could be close to Lin Le, she didn't ask the maid to do it, she was already half a maidservant.
After cleaning up, the little witch took out a mask from her arms and gave it to Lin Le, and said, "Put the mask on, and the two of us will also play a Condor Hero!"
Lin Le instructed the exploding head to watch the house and went out with the little witch alone.
In order to avoid startling the snake, the two rode a phoenix together, and that was because both of them were actually very weak in flight, so the mount was more important.
The two of them left the slowly advancing group and walked along the path into a jungle for a short time, when they saw Ling Feng waiting under a tree in front of them.
Ling Feng saw that the two of them were wearing masks, his brows furrowed slightly, and he said, "Alliance Leader, a few of them are going to the Lost Cliff, let's hurry up and follow, shall we?"
The little witch bowed her head and shhhed, "Go, you lead the way in front, and we'll follow." ”
This Ling Feng's flying ability is still quite strong, and when he heard the words, he flew forward, and the little witch drove the phoenix to follow, and turned her head to Lin Le and whispered: "Brother, why are you so shy? Hold my waist, otherwise when you go up the mountain, don't blame me if you fall!"
Lin Le's face was almost red, so he had to reach out and hug her waist.
The figure of this little witch is demonic, not only is she tall, but her waist is so slender, Lin Le met the flat lower abdomen, and couldn't stop starting to reverie.
The little witch didn't care at all, but rode the phoenix with great interest to keep up with Ling Feng.
The three of them quickly flew up along the steep mountain road, this mountain road is very strange, it is a high mountain ridge, the middle road is very narrow, the narrowest place, even one person can barely pass, both sides are cliffs, like a ladder, along the slope of nearly 90 degrees, to the top of the mountain climbing.
When they reached the middle of the mountain, a large flat valley appeared, with peaks on both sides, Lin Le and the three of them saw a group of black-clothed people gathered on the lawn in the middle of the valley, estimated to be twenty or thirty, seven or eight hundred meters away.
Lin Le asked Hongying Hongying to change back to human nature and hide in place, and the three of them did not dare to walk the grass in the valley, but quietly approached the group of people along the lush woods next to the grass.
Until they were only thirty or forty meters away from them, the three of them found a big tree closest to them, flew up, hid on the branches, and eavesdropped on their conversation.
I saw four soldiers in black armor, negotiating with a group of masked black-clothed men.
That armor is the standard military uniform of Lin Le's Praetorian Guards, Lin Le likes black, and his Praetorian Guards are all black armor.
The leading general, Lin Le seems to be a little familiar, but he can't remember his name, it is estimated that it is the cold sword in the mouth of the little witch.
They obviously had just arrived, only to hear Leng Jian say to the leader of the group of masked black-clothed men: "How many of you have come this time? Lin Le's troops are all elite, and you can't do anything with fewer people!"
The man in black smiled and said: "Don't worry, General Leng, we have nearly two thousand people, and the key this time is whether the poison can be successful, this poison is not easy to come by, we lost more than ten masters, and went to the snow field to kill five ice tigers and bear monsters, and then carefully brewed it." ”
When Lin Le heard this, it turned out that they were going to poison him, but unfortunately he didn't bring Cheng Ziyi by his side, he was not afraid of poison, but this poison was so difficult to get when he heard him, it was probably highly poisonous.
Leng Jian asked suspiciously: "Your poison has no side effects, right?" Our target is the little witch Xiangluo, if we hurt the king, both of us will not be able to eat and walk around!"
The masked leader took out a bag of cloth-like things tightly wrapped in cloth from his arms, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there has been news from above, the king is not poisonous, only this drug-type drug can charm him, there will be absolutely no side effects, you can rest assured that you can poison him." ”
Leng Jian was taken aback and said, "The king is so powerful?"
The masked man laughed and said, "That's natural, he will be the king of our entire heavenly realm in the future, and the glory and wealth of our people will depend on him!"
Leng Jian was still quite cautious, and asked, "When is it better for me to poison it, and how long will it take for this medicine to take effect?"
The masked man said: "The sooner the better, I'll give you medicine, they won't be abnormal after being poisoned, only when we get to this misstep, we use unicorn smoke as an introduction to induce toxicity and fascinate them!"
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This dream has been going on for too long, and when he saw this, Lin Le was a little impatient, and his divine consciousness woke up from the dream.
Yu Yimeng had already woken up early, and was lying beside him obediently, staring at himself with a pair of cute big eyes, and when he saw Lin Le open his eyes, he said charmingly: "Wang, are you awake? Let's get up for dinner?"
Lin Le sat up, still feeling a little strange, obviously the future he saw in the dream just now was not too dangerous, since the little witch had seen through the conspiracy of the cold sword, it was naturally impossible for him to succeed in poisoning, but why had he been warning in his heart?
The blast head also returned, drinking tea at the table next to him and reading the map.
Seeing Lin Le wake up, he also walked to the head of the bed and asked, "Lin Le, how is it?
Lin Le said calmly: "There are enemy undercover agents in our army, let's talk while eating for a while!"
Yu Yimeng deliberately sat up naked, changed Lin Le's clothes first, and deliberately appeared particularly intimate and gentle, Lin Le was slightly embarrassed, and the exploding head had to leave the bedside and return to the table to wait.
When the two of them got dressed, they arrived at the table, and the maidservant had already brought the meal to the table.
Lin Le told the exploding head in detail about the dream just now.
After speaking, Lin Le was still a little uneasy, and said to the maidservant next to him: "You send someone to inform the mad general, the army is suspended from marching, camped in place, and the departure time is waiting for the king's notice." ”
The handmaid answered her promise and went away.
The explosive head listened very seriously, and when Lin Le finished speaking, he said lightly: "This cold sword, I have seen his information, it is the clan brother of General Leng Changbing, when you laid down Yinfeng Mountain, you joined the army, the mana is not bad, there is a spiritual power realm at the end of the seventh level, and the stunt is also a commonly used spell of the dragon clan, the clouds and rain are full of clouds, and I have participated in several major battles in the future, and I have been promoted to the position of commander by virtue of military merits, and I have not relied on Leng Changbing's relationship." ”
Lin Le was taken aback and said, "Amazing, my sister, I didn't expect you to have such a clear grasp of his information." ”
The exploding head giggled and said, "I usually know about this when I'm fine, and I also know a rough idea of the situation in your army now." ”
Lin Le nodded and said, "You are stronger than me now, it seems that these people are from the Leng Changbing faction, and they are all the bandits under the Five Lakes Evil Jiao before, so who are the more than 2,000 people who are ambushed on the top of the mountain?"
The exploding head said resentfully: "Then after eating, I'll go to investigate with Su Su, I won't come back at night, go squeeze with Su Su, you go to sleep, and then enter the dream to see, right?"
Lin Le felt embarrassed again, Yu Yimeng followed him, and there were indeed a lot of benefits, but if it went on like this, would the exploding head have any opinions?
Yu Yimeng's mouth was very sweet, and he was busy saying on the side: "Sister Li doesn't need to go to General Gong's side to squeeze it, the three of us can sleep in this bed." ”
Lin Le hurriedly said, "Okay, let's split up." ”
He didn't want to mention this topic again, and the more he mentioned it, the more embarrassed he became, so he just ignored it.
After the meal, the exploding head said goodbye and left, Yu Yimeng was proud again, his face was full of spring breeze, and he was even more charming and held Lin Le's waist charmingly, and said, "King, do you want to take a bath first?"
Lin Le nodded, and after another imperial enjoyment of the gentle township, Lin Le was exhausted and entered the dream again.
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Lin Le's divine sense, back to the original scene, Lin Le and the three of them hid in the tree, the cold sword took the medicine, no longer grinded, and led the three of his subordinates to go back up and down.