Chapter 51: Please Call Me Senior
"Officer, I don't want you to play like this!" said the little yellow fur with his tongue, "The camel is an animal, and it is under your command! Of course, you are looking for compensation for the things you smashed on the camel?"
"Yes, yes!" the others chimed in. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, you're going too far," Li Beni interjected, "We're also here to catch the thief!
As she spoke, Li Beini took the little yellow hair's list and looked at it, and immediately shouted in surprise: "What? More than 9,000 yuan? You want to be crazy? You dare to ask for so much money for just a little pots and bowls...... You ......"
"Officer," Xiao Huangmao still had a smile on his face, "not only pots and bowls, but also a lot of precious medicinal herbs! We don't have any water in this list! There are names on them, you can check them door to door! Also, we don't care what kind of bag thieves, we only know that you smashed our things, and it is only right that you compensate us!"
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
No one expected that after hearing this, Zhao Yu would look up to the sky and laugh wildly. The people present were laughed at by him, I don't know why Zhao Yu laughed?
Zhao Yu took the list, glanced at it, and then laughed even harder, laughing and smoking!
"Hahaha......" He reached out and grabbed Little Yellow Fur's collar and pulled him to him, "This ...... That's your list of claims, what about you?"
"Police...... Officer ......" asked the little yellow hair, "what do you mean?"
"Alas!" Zhao Yu shook his head, patted his chest and said, "Let's let my brother teach you......!" Your list has nothing but things and no personnel! This is a failure!"
"Well...... What do you mean?" scratched his head.
"If I do this," Zhao Yu said, pointing to the list, "there must be a broken leg on it!...... Let's just say that it was the camel that was trampled on and broken! Moreover, when avoiding the camel, you can also arrange for a fall, a light one with a herniated waist disc, and a heavy one with paralysis of the lower limbs!
"This is personnel, with personnel, there is no upper limit to money!
"But isn't that a fabrication?" asked the little yellow hair.
"Damn! Grandma is a bear, she has seen a lot of money, I really haven't seen someone as unprofessional as you!" Zhao Yu taught earnestly like a senior, "Stupid? Do you understand your purpose of blackmailing money? If you want to achieve your goal, it is necessary to make up nonsense!"
"Things are dead, but people are alive! When I hear that something is wrong with people, I panic! If I really go to investigate one by one, how much work will it take? Besides, if there is a herniated disc in the waist, I will not be able to investigate?"
"That ......" The people at the scene stared wide-eyed.
"Attention, the critical time is coming! After the personnel are done, you can open your mouth!" Zhao Yu pointed to the list, "Your list is too kindergarten, according to me, at least 500,000 or 1 million will be enough!"
"Huh?" the little yellow fur was stunned, "this ...... That's wicked, isn't it?"
"Listen to it later!" Zhao Yu continued to teach, "When I look at this price, don't I have to be dumbfounded? Then, I will definitely bargain with you in a panic! Then, if you push the boat down the river, little by little to 10,000, I will think that I have picked up a big bargain, and I will obediently pay you for it? Isn't this the same as doing business!"
"Oh...... Oh......" Xiao Huangmao brushed up Zhao Yu's teachings, and really found that he was very lacking in making money.
Zhao Yu said in his heart, Grandpa, I have slandered people more than 1,800 times before, and I am about to become the ancestor of this industry!
"Young man, seeing that you are sincere in learning art, I will teach you another trick!" Zhao Yu said earnestly, "The police station here is different from other units, if you pull a big banner and demonstrate, our prisons here are ready-made, and we will definitely put you all inside!"
"That'...... What should I do then?" Xiao Huangmao looked at Zhao Yu's posture and changed to looking up.
"There are two ways, one is that public opinion crushes people!" Zhao Yu said, "Find a group of reporters, even if they are pretending to be reporters, casually resisting a camera and holding a microphone." If we make trouble like this, we won't dare to arrest you casually!"
"Oh, then, what about the second one?" the little yellow fur humbly asked.
"The second one is called Capture the Thief and Capture the King!" Zhao Yu said with a smile, "I can give you the address of our police chief, and then you can carry the one with the lumbar disc to the stretcher and put it at the door of his house to ensure that you can receive the money on the same day!"
"Oh...... Oh......" Little Yellow Mao was convinced, and the other debt collectors nodded again and again.
However, all the agents present were stupid, and Zhao Yu's tricks were really too bad! If someone really made such a false accusation, it would really be enough for them to eat a pot.
"Zhao Yu!" Liu Changhu was anxious, "What are you talking about?, how can you ...... How can you teach them...... And the director ......"
"Okay, brother, thank you!" At this time, Xiao Huangmao said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression, "Seeing that you are so real, I will also tell you the truth, these lists we have counted do have water." In this way, even if we suffer a big loss, you give us 2,000 yuan, and we will settle this matter, okay? In this way, I can also give us merchants an explanation, and you will not lose so much...... You see......"
Seeing Xiao Huangmao stretch out his hand in front of his face, Zhao Yu's face suddenly became gloomy, so frightened that Xiao Huangmao didn't dare to finish his words.
"Young man, I thought you were surprised by your bones, so I taught you carefully!" Zhao Yu said coldly, "Do you want to ...... Think it through. Do you really want to do this?"
"I ...... I ......" Xiao Huangmao raised his eyebrows, as if weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words.
Who knows, at such a moment, a group of people rushed in from the door!
"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao Yu......" A woman's voice with a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent came from the door of the office, "Excuse me, which one is Officer Zhao Yu?"
Everyone turned their heads to look, but saw a woman in light blue fur walk through the door of the office, and behind the woman, there were several men in black suits.
The woman is tall and well-dressed, like a big star. When everyone looked up, their eyes were all attracted to it.
However, Liu Changhu was unhappy when he suddenly saw so many people, and immediately shouted: "What are you doing? This is the serious crime team of the police station, how can anyone come in?"
"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng quickly appeared from the door, he walked quickly to everyone, pointed to the tall woman and said, "I let them in, this is Miss Shao Jiaying! People are specially here to thank us......!
"Oh......" Shao Jiaying walked quickly to Zhao Yu, held Zhao Yu's hand excitedly, and thanked, "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! If it weren't for you, my hand would ......."
"You're welcome, that's what I'm supposed to do!"
The woman's hands were smooth and delicate, and Zhao Yu was very comfortable to touch, but she didn't let go of it.
"Oh, that's right! To show my gratitude......" Shao Jiaying nodded behind him, and a man in a suit immediately put a bag in front of Zhao Yu.
"Officer Zhao, here is 100,000 yuan!" Shao Jiaying said sincerely, "This is a piece of my heart, you have to take it today no matter what!!"