Chapter 43: Please Call Me Master of Breakup!
Wang Zimo seemed to remember something.
Immediately, a thought.
[System task: Do ten good deeds without leaving a name, 1/10, reward: 100 mall coins.] 】
[Note: It cannot be repeated, and the task cannot be maliciously brushed, it must be an accidental event.] 】
The incident of helping sanitation workers in the morning turned out to be a good thing.
Wang Zimo smiled, could it be that the idea of helping unintentionally rose in his heart was regarded as an accidental event?
When I think about it, I understand.
For those things that are obviously unequal and oppress others, correct them and count them as accidents.
As soon as the thought turned, the system had to be shut down.
Suddenly, his eyes widened.
Immediately, he said to Su Qiutong: "Wait for me here, I'll come when I go." ”
After speaking, he handed the book bag in his hand to Su Qiutong.
Su Qiutong nodded, took the bag and held it in his hand, and followed Wang Zimo's back with his eyes.
Soon, Wang Zimo squeezed through the crowd and walked towards the man.
Just when Wang Zimo walked over, the woman's eyes lit up, and she said in her heart:
"So handsome!"
"There is such a handsome courier brother!"
"Do you want to leave a phone call, something will happen in the future?"
Wang Zimo directly ignored the woman's flattering eyes.
Standing beside the man, he reached out to pull, and the man who was still kneeling.
The man glanced at the woman, gritted his teeth and insisted, refused to get up, and looked at Wang Zimo in surprise.
Wang Zimo couldn't cry or laugh, and sighed in his heart:
"It's really a slave surname, women don't speak, and they don't even dare to get up!"
"That is, you met me today. ”
"Forget it, the good guys will help you to the end!"
Wang Zimo's ignorance, the woman was ashamed to death in her heart, and what was even more odious was that she wanted to pull the man up.
Is this still worth it?
With your permission?
When it's your own dog-licking turn for someone else to point fingers.
The two items are increased to two, and the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it.
Not to mention the fact that she is still only a well-known tigress.
The woman said fiercely, "Who are you?"
Wang Zimo: "Passerby A!"
The woman's eyes mocked: "I think you belong to a dog, right?"
Wang Zimo was surprised: "Hey, how do you know my nickname?"
The woman sneered: "I see that you are a dog and a mouse meddling, what is your business, send your courier." ”
Wang Zimo said disdainfully: "I'm a dog, what are you?
"I'm not interested in a rat like you!"
"You..." The woman choked on Wang Zimo, pointed at Wang Zimo, you and you couldn't say a word for a long time.
Wang Zimo didn't bother to take care of it, but turned to look down, and the man who was still kneeling said:
"Big brother, a question for you?"
"You say!"
Although the man still didn't dare to get up, he was still okay to answer the question and nodded.
Hearing this, the woman stood aside and observed secretly.
With her hands crossed around her chest, she also wanted to hear what Wang Zimo had to say.
The crowd of onlookers also surrounded and continued to eat melons.
Wang Zimo: "What is the most difficult question in the world to answer?"
As soon as this question came up, various answers appeared in everyone's minds.
The man almost immediately said: "I fell into the river at the same time as your mother, who are you going to do first?"
"Beautiful!"
Wang Zimo sighed in admiration and continued: "What is the most difficult question to answer?"
Man: "I gave birth to a difficult baby, and at this time the doctor asked you, whether to keep it big or small?"
"Awesome!"
Wang Zimo gave a thumbs up and asked, "What is the ultimate difficult question to answer?"
The man didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "I gave birth to a child and had a difficult birth, and the doctor asked you, do you want to keep it big or small?" At this time, Nima jumped into the river and forced you to keep you small, what should you do?"
"-groove!"
"-groove!"
"Awesome!"
Not only Wang Zimo, but there was a lot of exclamation, exclamation, and inhalation all around.
Wang Zimo exclaimed: "You're not stupid?"
"I'm in our company, and my IQ is this!"
The man smirked, giving his thumbs up as he spoke.
Wang Zimo sighed and said regretfully: "It's a pity... EQ arrears. ”
The man's smug look disappeared in an instant, a trace of shame flashed, and his forehead was silent.
The woman's face suddenly tightened, and she hurriedly said, "The two of us are in love, I warn you not to talk nonsense." ”
The more nervous the woman was, the more she strengthened the judgment in Wang Zimo's heart.
Wang Zimo patted the man's shoulder and sighed: "Brother, it's really not easy for you!"
"There is a good saying, if you want to live a life, you always have to be a little green on your head. ”
After Wang Zimo finished speaking, he turned around to leave, but was grabbed by the man, stood up, and asked:
"What do you mean by that?"
Wang Zimo pretended to be mysterious and interrogated:
"Have you ever had a room?"
"Did you take a kiss?"
"Have you held hands?"
"Isn't it time to talk about marriage?"
"How much is the bride price?"
"House, car?"
The more Wang Zimo spoke, the hotter the man's face became, and his upper and lower teeth were clenched tightly.
He stomped his feet violently, knelt down straight, touched his head to the ground, and begged, "Ask the master for guidance." ”
"-groove, what a feeling!"
"Little brother, is it so godly?"
"Don't you know? ”
"It's just amazing. ”
The surrounding crowd was full of discussions, which was enough to reach Wang Zimo's ears.
Wang Zimo was secretly amused, he didn't mind pretending to be a master, and said with a serious face:
"Answer my question?"
"Yes, Master!"
The man looked pious and said with a wry smile:
"We haven't even held a hand, the same bird's room. ”
"Those who yelled at me all day long, a little uncomfortable, either kneeling on the keyboard, or kneeling durian, and now it has developed to the point that no matter how many people there are, they will just let them kneel. ”
The more the man spoke, the more sour his heart became, and the tears of the bean slipped down his eyes.
The people who watch the melons eat the masses, and the sympathy is overflowing.
Su Qiutong took out a tissue from his bag and handed it over.
Wang Zimo smiled in return and gave an appreciative look.
Su Qiutong's heart was sweet, and the two red cheeks were about to bloom.
The man took the tissue, wiped it, and gradually became emotional:
"How could you not want these things?"
"Not only do I need a house, a car, and a bride price, but I also need 300,000 yuan. ”
"There are also some miscellaneous things, such as door-to-door fees, drop-off fees, change fees, and so on, all of which add up to almost 800,000. ”
"I'm only a little more than 6,000 a month. ”
"But she's fine..."
"Brother, take the liberty of asking, can you satisfy her?" Wang Zimo couldn't listen anymore and interrupted directly.
The man pondered for a moment and said slowly, to the effect that there was a house in the family that was about to be demolished.
Wang Zimo listened to it and already understood what was going on.
asked directly: "You are out so much, what is she out of?"
"I'm pretty!"
The woman interjected, glared angrily at Wang Zimo, and then turned her gaze to the kneeling man, and asked, "Am I not beautiful?"
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ps: Today's update hasn't been updated yet, this is to make up for yesterday.
The schedule has not been adjusted well, and the toad is helpless.
You can't let book lovers get used to it, right?
Then, only the toad can adapt.
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