Chapter 304: Emperor, Robbery!
Pingyang is not afraid of Fang Zhengzhi's poisoning, because she knows that no matter how bold Fang Zhengzhi is, it is impossible to poison the princess in the palace.
What's more, Fang Zhengcheng has no reason to poison.
"Bang la!" Pingyang didn't just pick up a piece of shabu like Fang Zhengzhi, and directly poured a plate of meat into it one by one.
Suddenly, red hot pot juice splashed up.
"Oops......" The princesses screamed as they all got hot.
However, soon, the princesses were attracted by the rich fragrance emanating from the hot pot, and they all subconsciously swallowed their saliva.
And Pingyang also unceremoniously sandwiched a large piece of meat and put it in his mouth at this time.
Chew vigorously a few times.
Suddenly, Pingyang's expression changed, and a cloud of red glow instantly flew on his originally white face, like a ball of dry wood being ignited.
"Water, water, I want water!"
"Princess, princess, the water is coming, the water is coming!" Hearing Pingyang's shout, a group of eunuchs in the dining room immediately panicked, although this thing was made by Fang Zheng, but the ingredients were from the imperial dining room.
What if something goes wrong......
The Imperial Dining Room is also responsible.
When the other princesses saw this, they all stepped back in fright.
"Be bold and upright, you dare to poison!"
"Come on, take down Fang Zhengzhi for me!"
"I will not spare you today!"
The princesses all shouted in horror, after all, Fang Zheng's strength is not low, if it really makes a mess, at such a close distance, there is still a great chance to pull one or two princesses to cushion the quilt.
Fang Zheng looked at this scene and pouted with disdain: "Poison, poison your sister!"
While talking. Fang Zhengzhi also put the remaining pieces of meat into the bowl with chopsticks, blew carefully, and then swallowed it in one gulp.
A mouth full of red oil flowed down.
And at this time, Pingyang also exhaled after drinking a big sip of water. The red that rose on the little face was also suppressed.
"Hahaha...... It's so cool!" Pingyang shouted, and then quickly took out a piece of meat that had been sandwiched into the bowl by Fang Zhengzhi, and put it directly in his mouth: "It's delicious, it's delicious!"
The other princesses were speechless in amazement as they watched the dramatic change.
Could it be that water can detoxify.
"Is it delicious?" Fang Zheng looked at Pingyang meaningfully.
"It's delicious!" Pingyang's little head nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Then eat a few more pieces, hehe!" Fang Zheng looked straight at another piece of meat that was caught in Pingyang's mouth, and he was thinking in his heart. With the bite just now, this is two hundred taels of silver arrived?
Real earned.
The other princesses are also looking at me at this time, I am looking at you, how tricky Pingyang's taste is, of course they know.
can make Pingyang willing to praise a delicious sentence, what kind of food is it?
The princesses were a little puzzled, after all, the meat on the table was an extremely ordinary piece of meat. Moreover, it has not gone through any process. Is it really so delicious when put in this hot pot?
"Princess Ben will try it too!"
"I'll try it too!"
"I ...... I only taste one piece. ”
The princesses finally couldn't help it anymore and picked up their chopsticks one after another.
"Wow, it's spicy!
"I ...... I'm a little afraid of spicy, is there anything that isn't so spicy?"
"Yes, this tomato flavored, this one is not spicy. Fang Zheng listened directly to the cries of the princesses. began to introduce the flavors of each pot to the princesses.
So, after listening to Fang Zheng's introduction, the princesses couldn't hold it at all.
One by one, they joined the battle.
In a few moments, the eyes of the princesses all lit up, and they were like hungry wolves. Keep pouring food into the pot to eat.
Because, there are eight different pot bases, and many princesses try them one by one in order to try, and try again and again......
So much so that they completely forgot the fact that a hundred taels of silver were a mouthful.
The eunuchs of the Yushan Room looked at the princesses in front of them who were almost completely transformed into hungry wolves, and their eyes were round, completely stunned.
Is this still a princess?
It's like a hungry person in ******!
Fang Zhengzhi is not surprised by the current situation at all, hot pot has always been the favorite of girls, in this world without a complete hot pot culture, this thing is definitely a big killer.
"When you eat hot pot, drink some more wine, and enjoy a great life. Fang Zheng beckoned to the eunuchs in the dining room next to him who were wide-eyed and drooling.
"Yes!" the eunuchs in the dining room immediately brought a jar of good wine.
When it comes to wine, the noodle wine in the palace is really much better than the wine in the general restaurant outside, after all, this thing mainly depends on the vintage.
And most of the princesses who were spicy by the hot pot also listened to Fang Zheng's words, and picked up the cups one by one and drank them in a big gulp.
Not more than a moment......
One by one, their faces were flushed, and they were dizzy from drinking.
Fang Zhengzhi smiled, smiled brightly, you faint, you don't know how many bites you have eaten when you faint, and when the time comes, with a stroke of your pen, this palace will be poor immediately.
......
Shengshang Lin Mubai and Zuo Xiangyu Yiping were enjoying the scenery in the imperial garden, and they felt a rich aroma of meat wafting from afar.
This fragrance is very special, like a strong smell drilled into the nose, and it feels like the whole body is refreshing, and it makes you feel your stomach unconsciously......
Seems to be a little hungry.
"What is it?" Saint Lin Mubai was a little puzzled.
It's not the time to eat well, how can such a fragrance come from the direction of the harem? Besides, what is this thing, why have you never smelled it before?
Zuo Xiangyu Yiping's eyes also lit up at this time, and he felt a little hungry in his stomach, but as the current Zuo Xiang, of course he was inconvenient to say some words.
"Yu Xiang will accompany me on a trip?"
"Yes!" Zuo Xiangyu nodded in peace. At the same time, there was some doubt in his eyes, didn't the saint know what this fragrance was?
......
Fang Zhengzhi finally understands the phrase "women are like tigers" now.
"Hey, this soup...... I can't drink it!"
"Why, it's delicious......"
"......" Fang Zhengzhi was a little speechless, and a little helpless, okay. Since it's delicious, you can drink it, but can you keep a little bit?
Just as he was thinking about it, he heard several calls from far and near.
"The emperor has arrived!"
"The emperor has arrived!"
"Huh?" Fang Zhengzhi was slightly startled, his eyes subconsciously swept over the drunken princesses in front of him, and suddenly a bad premonition rose in his heart: "It's over, won't you give me a 'dance' to make the harem sin, right?"
Just as he was about to run, two figures walked in at the gate of the courtyard.
Lin Mubai, the saint in a dragon robe, and Zuo Xiangyu Yiping, who was wearing a red official uniform.
"Participation...... See Parent ...... Father!"
See Parent...... Emperor. ”
One by one, the princesses fell to their knees. However, it was still inevitable that some princesses would not be able to get up from this kneeling, and suddenly they heard the sound of ouching and falling.
Saint Lin Mubai's eyes widened suddenly.
When did his harem garden have such a scene? Moreover, the princesses who fell to the ground were all his daughters!
What kind of system, what kind of royal face!
Just as he was about to speak, his eyes quickly noticed that he was holding a pair of chopsticks. The square-eyed square, and. At the corner of Fang Zheng's mouth, there was still an uneaten slice of meat.
Okay, you're upright and bold! My daughters, you dare to get it?
Saint Lin Mubai's gaze became sharp all of a sudden, of course he could smell the smell of alcohol in the courtyard, and it was obvious that Fang Zhengzhi had drunk all his daughters.
Just about to get angry.
I saw a fiery red figure floating in front of him like a gust of wind.
"Father. Come on, try this hot pot, it's delicious!" Pingyang said as he grabbed the hand of the saint Lin Mubai, and dragged him directly to the table.
Saint Lin Mubai's eyes jumped, and he looked at the steaming hot pot on the table. I'm a little curious, is it the fragrance of this thing?
"Father, come and take a bite!" Pingyang looked at the hesitation of the Holy Lord Lin Mubai, and immediately stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of meat and fed it to the mouth of the Holy Lord Lin Mubai.
Saint Lin Mubai actually wanted to dodge.
Because, his eyes quickly noticed the leaves that were tumbling in the pot, and he actually wanted to say in his heart, this thing can really be eaten?
But......
Pingyang's slices of meat were fed to his mouth, and he still subconsciously opened his mouth and took a small bite.
"Is it delicious?" Pingyang also showed an expectant expression after seeing the saint Lin Mubai chew the meat slices in his mouth twice.
"Hmm...... Not bad. Shengshang Lin Mubai nodded, and then, without waiting for Pingyang to clip it again, he picked up the chopsticks himself and picked up another piece in the pot.
"Yu Xiang also came to try it. ”
After eating three pieces in a row, Saint Lin Mubai finally moved his gaze to Zuo Xiangyu Yiping behind him.
"Yes!" Zuo Xiangyu glanced at Fang Zhengzhi with a flat gaze, and then quickly came to the table, picked up the chopsticks and grabbed a small piece.
Soon, his eyes lit up.
"When you eat hot pot, drink some wine, it tastes better. Pingyang looked at the saint Lin Mubai, and started to introduce Fang Zhengzhi's appearance just now.
"Really? hahaha...... Okay, then pour a little bit for me, and you all get up!" Saint Lin Mubai touched Pingyang's little head lovingly, and soon laughed.
"Multi-...... Thank you, Father!"
A group of princesses who were about to be frightened heard the words of the Holy Lord Lin Mubai, and they all immediately got up one by one, sweating like rain on their bodies, and they were completely awake from alcohol.
"Let's all come and eat. ”
"Yes!"
When the princesses heard this, they all looked at each other, and their faces were immediately filled with joy.
Then a group of eunuchs in the dining room saw a scene that frightened them.
Under the leadership of the saint Lin Mubai, Princess Pingyang, as well as Zuo Xiangyu Yiping and all the princesses gathered around the table, eating hot pot happily with one chopstick......
As for Fang Zhengzhi, he was smiling on the side, smiling extremely happily.
In less than a moment, the dishes on the table were swept away, and the Holy Lord Lin Mubai also stood up contentedly at this time.
"What's the name of this thing?"
"Back to Your Majesty, this is called hot pot. A consul eunuch in the imperial dining room immediately replied.
"Hot pot? And this kind of hot pot? wonderful, very wonderful, which kitchen chef in the dining room came up with such a wonderful method? I want to reward it. Saint Lin Mubai nodded, obviously long-faced and happy.
"This ......" The consul eunuch's eyes looked at Fang Zheng, who was smiling brightly, and stopped talking.
"Father, what kind of imperial chef, this thing is obviously made by Fang Zheng. When Pingyang heard this, he also pouted a little unhappily.
Did you do it squarely?
When Saint Lin Mubai heard this, the expression in his eyes changed slightly.
Originally, he was going to treat Fang Zheng's bold and daring to get his daughters drunk after eating, but only now did he really understand.
Why did Fang Zhengzhi appear in his harem, and he was surrounded by a group of princesses.
"I see. Saint Lin Mubai nodded again, his gaze swept over the faces of the surrounding princesses, and there was also some complexity in his gaze towards Fang Zheng.
However, the words were all spoken, and there was no way for him to take them back.
After all, you don't have any jokes.
"Reward for integrity, a thousand taels of silver!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty. ”
Fang Zhengzhi immediately thanked him, and then rubbed his hands again, and his eyes swept over the already empty plates on the table: "That...... Emperor Qi, I am afraid that a thousand taels of silver is not enough. ”
"Not enough?" It was the first time that the Holy Lord Lin Mubai heard a courtier say that the silver he had rewarded was not enough, and he had eaten a meal and rewarded a thousand taels of silver, which was not enough?
"Bold, square and upright, the emperor's reward, is it not enough?" Zuo Xiangyu Yiping heard this, and also immediately stood up, with an angry face.
"Lord Zuo Xiang will be angry for the time being, and it will not be too late to be angry again after a while, because you also owe me a lot of silver, I will do the math...... Well, Lord Zuo Xiang ate a total of thirty-five mouthfuls of food, and if you remove the first bite for free, it is a total of three thousand four hundred taels of silver!" Fang Zhengzhi said with a sincere face.
"What?!Three thousand four hundred taels of silver, what do you mean?"
"Lord Zuo Xiang doesn't want to repay the debt, right? The blue sky and the white sun are bright and clear, and the mouth is leisurely, but it is difficult to block!" Fang Zheng spread his hands straightly, indicating that he was very innocent.
"Father, what happened is this, we made a bet with Fang Zhengzhi, betting that the things he made were not delicious, and later, we agreed that the first bite was free, and if you want to eat again, you will be charged according to one hundred taels per bite. Pingyang stood up at this time and explained to the Holy Lord Lin Mubai.
"One hundred taels in one mouth?" Zuo Xiangyu Yiping heard Pingyang's words, and the whole person was completely stunned, what kind of thing is so expensive, this is simply robbery.
And......
Or rob in the palace openly!
The most important thing is that this square is upright, and he is so bold that he dares to rob the current saint, and he is a dignified left-handed minister, who should be the head of the court!
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