Chapter 16: It's All a Routine!
7 p.m.
While Wang Zimo was eating, taking out the 'pig's knuckle rice' that had just been delivered, he was sending WeChat with Zhu Wanshu.
Zhu Wanshu: "Stinky Wang, what are you doing?"
Wang Zimo: "You're eating!"
Zhu Wanshu: "I've eaten, what have you eaten?"
Wang Zimo: "I ate you." ”
Zhu Wanshu: "I hate it, what do you say?"
Wang Zimo: "Pig's knuckle rice, isn't it you?"
Zhu Wanshu was angry, made a kitchen knife expression, and then typed: "Stinky Wang, looking for death, right?"
Wang Zimo: "Okay, don't dare next time." ”
Zhu Wanshu: "What, do you have a next time?"
Wang Zimo chewed on the pig's feet in his mouth and typed: "I want to repeat it once to remind myself, and it will make this painful lesson even more unforgettable." ”
Zhu Wanshu: "I'm angry. ”
Wang Zimo: "Can you laugh at one?"
Zhu Wanshu: "I can't laugh, I'm angry, hum!"
Wang Zimo: "If you can't laugh, how can I drink my coffee?"
Zhu Wanshu: "......"
Wang Zimo continued: "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee!"
Zhu Wanshu's face was hot, and Gao Wen on the side said:
"Talking to your dog again?"
Zhu Wanshu nodded and did not deny it.
Gao Wen said in a tone of a passer-by: "Your dog is good at everything, but he is too ruffian, and I don't know how many young ladies I have flirted." ”
Hearing this, Zhu Wanshu was stunned, as if it made sense.
The simple-minded still sent a message and asked:
"Stinky Wang, you are honest, how many girlfriends have you had? ”
Wang Zimo: "I've only handed over one, and we're still together." ”
Zhu Wanshu's heart trembled, and she was aggrieved: "You have a girlfriend, you have a girlfriend and you come to tease me, it's just a scumbag!"
Gao Wen saw that Zhu Wanshu had just looked like a spring heart, and at this time she was like a cucumber beaten by frost, so she hurriedly approached and asked:
"What's wrong with Zhu Wanshu?"
Zhu Wanshu angrily spread her mobile phone and showed the chat content to Gao Wen.
This is, Wang Zimo's message was sent again.
"Want to hear my story with her?"
Zhu Wanshu reached out and was about to delete the phone, but Gao Wen snatched it away.
"Wenwen, what are you doing?"
"Give me your phone quickly, I don't want to talk to this scumbag anymore, I'm going to delete him. ”
Gao Wen sneered: "What's the hurry, let's hear what he has to say first!"
Zhu Wanshu covered her ears: "Don't, don't, return the phone to me!"
Gao Wen dodged and replied by typing: "Okay, you say!"
Wang Zimo: "Although I like her very much, she doesn't like me alone, she said: "My love is given to the whole world, but I can't give you alone." "After so many years, no matter how she treats me badly, I still can't do without her, and I can't do without her in this life!. ”
Gao Wen shook her mobile phone, put it in front of Zhu Wanshu, and said indignantly: "Look, the essence of this scumbag has come out, eating the bowl and looking at the pot." ”
Zhu Wanshu looked depressed and choked up: "Wenwen, don't say it." ”
Wang Zimo: "Do you want to know her name?"
Gao Wen held up her mobile phone and sneered: "You say!"
Wang Zimo: "Her name is Soft Sister Coin, but it's a pity that she doesn't spoil me alone, and it's sad to think about it." ”
"Poof!"
Gao Wen smiled: "You dog is really funny." ”
Zhu Wanshu raised her eyebrows, and said angrily: "Dead Wenwen, that scumbag is like this, you still help her speak, and you are still not a best friend." ”
Gao Wen smiled without saying a word, and handed the phone to Zhu Wanshu.
Zhu Wanshu looked at the information above, her face was swollen and red, and she typed quickly:
"Hmph, answer positively!"
Wang Zimo: "I'll calculate, plus you, it's exactly a hundred!"
Zhu Wanshu writhed back and forth uneasily, her face was red: "Stinky, you are really shameless, when will you become your girlfriend?"
Wang Zimo finished eating the last bite of rice, put down the bowl and chopsticks and typed:
"Believe it or not, can I know how old you are when you get married?"
Zhu Wanshu looked stunned, she didn't believe Wang Zimo's nonsense, she let herself out of trouble just now, she wouldn't play herself again, right?
I don't know myself, how can he know.
Gao Wen scoffed at her, speechless at the sister, and was even more curious about what the dog said, so she said to Zhu Wanshu:
"Look at what he says, I don't believe this either!"
Zhu Wanshu looked in agreement and replied, "I don't believe it?"
Wang Zimo grinned: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, let's make a game, you just need to answer your question!"
Zhu Wanshu: "Dog, then if you come out, this girl will still be afraid of you." ”
Wang Zimo: "You choose a number from 1-9 first, you have to be very random, don't tell me if you choose well!"
Zhu Wanshu: "I chose." ”
Zhu Wanshu chose a 7, and Gao Wen followed the fun and chose 3.
Wang Zimo: Now × this number 9 and add the single digit and the ten digits!
In the room, the two girls added a long time.
Zhu Wanshu: "It's okay." ”
Wang Zimo: "Finally, just put the calculated number + the number of your ex-boyfriends + 15." ”
After the addition was over, the two women looked at each other, both 24.
Gao Wen looked at Zhu Wanshu and said, "Cut, I don't believe it, do you believe it?"
Zhu Wanshu shook her head: "I don't feel that early." ”
Gao Wen spread her hands: "Isn't this right!"
Zhu Wanshu typed and replied: "Am I going to get married at the age of 24?
Wang Zimo: "Oh, so you don't have a boyfriend?"
Zhu Wanshu was surprised: "How do you know?"
Wang Zimo smiled: "Confidential!"
Zhu Wanshu: "Hmph, I won't tell you." ”
......
The two women were silent for a while, and finally reacted, this was a routine by Wang Zimo.
said that she guessed the age of marriage, but in fact, it was to find out whether she had ever been in love.
Zhu Wanshu gritted her teeth and said, "This dog is too hateful, don't you say?"
"Okay, Wenwen, it turns out that you have been lying to me, I thought you were a veteran in love, it turns out that you are also a rookie!"
Seeing that Gao Wen was silent on the spot, a flush rose on her face, and then she reacted that Gao Wen had exactly the same number as her, both of which were 24.
In other words, Gao Wen has never been in love.
Zhu Wanshu, who felt that she had suffered from a two-headed routine, puffed out her cheeks and raised her red lips: "You two are big liars. ”
"What if you've never been in love?"
"Look how I clean you up!" Zhu Wanshu's palm formed a claw-like shape and struck at Gao Wen's chest.
"What for... You pervert, where are you going?"
"Ahh
"Still not coming?"
"Gurgle... Not coming, not coming. ”
"Is it wrong?"
"Gurgle... Wrong, the woman spared her life and never dared again. ”
"Call my sister. ”
"Don't scream!"
"Humph, sample!"
"Sister!"
.......
Wang Zimo put down his phone.
Open the system silently in your heart.