Chapter 13 I'm not yet in puberty
Chapter 13 I'm not yet in puberty
"Hmm, I said, Comrade Xiangbei shouldn't be coming, right? Well, fourth, don't buy it here next time! These chicken wings are too old!" Gao Yi sat on the bed, with a lot of snacks and barbecue in front of him, I really don't know why this guy likes to chew QQ candy while nibbling on chicken wings.
While eating Gao Yi, I was thinking about Cher's puffing up when I returned to school yesterday, well, it's so cute... That pouting little mouth... Well, and those watery eyes, I can't help but want to kiss them when I think about it...
Gao Yi and Xue'er said goodbye to the chattering knives, and refused the invitation of the cheetah who rushed over, and then fled back to school.
"Hey, stinky guy, be honest!" Xue'er said threateningly at Gao Yi with a pink fist.
Gao Yiyi's ability to pretend to be crazy and stupid is a first-class high, "What's the matter? Huh, Xue'er, what's the corner of your mouth?"
Sure enough, it is the nature of women to love beauty, especially beautiful women, Xue'er immediately wiped the corners of her mouth after hearing Gao Yi's words, and then took out a mirror from her small bag and took a closer look, and found that there was nothing unusual, so she breathed a sigh of relief. However, Gao Yi obviously forgot one thing, that is, it is usually difficult for women to fool things around.
Cher put the mirror back in her bag and immediately said, "Okay! It's okay, you can be honest with me quickly!"
"Uh... Cher, do you really want to listen?"
"Of course, I want to know everything about you! hehe..."
"Even if we can't be together after listening, you have to listen?" Gao Yi said with a serious face.
"Huh?" Xue'er immediately looked surprised when she saw Gao Yi's appearance. "What can keep us apart?"
"Anyway, yes, do you want to listen?"
"I want to listen! I don't believe anything can separate us, not even death!" said Cher immediately and firmly.
Seeing the firmness in Xue'er's eyes, Gao Yi had no choice but to nod resignedly, and said the matter one by one, of course, he just picked up what he could say and what he couldn't say, for example, he didn't mention a word about Sister Bai.
After listening to Gao Yi's words, Xue'er opened her mouth wide and didn't say a word for a long time... Seeing this cute appearance, Gao Yi's heart tickled.
"Ahh
Cher immediately roared loudly and threw a punch into his stomach. When Gao Yi saw Xue'er's fierce coming, he immediately jumped to the side and dodged her pink fist, but how could Xue'er give up? He hated the underworld the most, let alone the leader of the underworld? But now this guy is his boyfriend! And he is the dead and alive boyfriend he loves! What should he do with this? Will he tell those colleagues that he is in love with an underworld boss in the future? They will probably laugh to death to death, right? It is estimated that the captain will not spare himself in the first place.
That's why Xue'er is so angry, she can't wait to kill Gao Yi, this bastard.
So, just like that, there was a scene in the school that surprised and left everyone speechless, a beautiful and jealous girl screaming, waving her fists all over the campus chasing an ordinary and somewhat unusual kid to fight, while hitting stinky guys, bastards, underworld and the like.
"Hey, what are those two doing?" asked a tall and lanky student with a thick stack of books in his hand.
"How do I know? It can't be that kid who is rude to other people's little girls, right?"
"Damn! shameless!" the little fat man cursed and turned to leave. The thin and tall man really felt a little shameless after he said this, so he scratched his head very ashamedly and prepared to leave. At this moment, there was an ouch from the little fat man's side, but he accidentally bumped into a little girl in a flower skirt, and the book was scattered all over the ground.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll pick it up for you. The little girl said that she was going to pick up the book.
When the little fat man saw the girl picking up the book, he immediately became anxious: "No, no, no! I'll just come by myself!"
"Huh, stinking rascal, shameless, die!" the little girl suddenly went berserk, throwing a book in the face of the little fat man.
The thin and tall man walked over and looked at it, and was immediately stunned, there were a few words written on the book - playboy...
After hearing Gao Yi's muttering, the fourth child turned his head, "I said the third child, you should be content! That's my money! A chicken wing costs five dollars, and you've eaten a dozen of them so far, and there are seven more, right? Damn! I actually bought more than 20 chicken wings for you at once? plus these snacks... Woo, third, you're so unkind! You... Do you think my money is in the sea? How much do you want? If it's not delicious, you put it on me! I'll eat it! Grandpa's. ”
Seeing that the fourth child was about to snatch his chicken wings, Gao Yi immediately desperately protected his bed, preventing the fourth child from approaching half a step, and had to fill his mouth with more strength while protecting it.
"Hey, I said, you two can stop, yes, I don't even know what to write!" said the second brother viciously after lying on the bed and throwing a pillow directly on their heads.
"That's it, that's it, I don't know what to write!" the fifth child also muttered quietly, after all, he was in the lower bunk, and he didn't dare to throw his pillow over, otherwise he would die...
"Well, what are you writing?" the fourth jumped on his bed, and then pulled the head of the second bed to see what he was writing.
"Huh, dear little gentleman... I'm looking forward to my first date with you..."Before he could pronounce the following words, the fourth child was hit on the head.
"Stinky boy is playing! I'm busy!" the second child picked up the notebook and turned to the other end to write.
"Ha! Our second child is called a spring love! Woo, I really envy you! Adolescence is so good..."
Looking at the second child's idiotic face, it seemed that he was in a pyramid scheme, and he didn't fight in one place, "Fourth, it seems that you are younger than the second child, right?"
"Hehe, it's because I'm younger than the second child, so my puberty hasn't reached yet!
Gao Yi was despised by the fourth child, and couldn't help but be stunned, "Okay! Damn! People in their twenties haven't gone through puberty yet... Hmm, it's a late ripening!"
"Damn!" the fourth child rolled his eyes in anger.
Gao Yi no longer paid attention to the angry fourth, but turned to the fifth who was also lying on the bed with a serious face.
"Old Five, what do you write?"
"Oh, nothing, a little bit of a gadget!"
"Gadgets, let me see!" Gao Yi walked over to look.
"No, you can't watch it!"
"Damn! there's something you can't see!" said and snatched the notebook in the fifth hand, and couldn't help but be stunned at a glance.