"Ahhhhh

System:......

"Host, are you concerned?"

Yun Zhongfei shook his head and said: "System, you don't understand, this pleasure is too refreshing~"

The system was disdainful and said, "You're alone in bed, where is the pleasure?"

Flying in the Clouds: ??????

"System, you, you, you're driving??? you've changed!" Yunzhong was shocked, he didn't even fasten his seat belt, and the system went directly to the accelerator.

"It's not me, it's the world. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"System, how many times have you been forced to do this?"

"There are not many forces, but there are forces that are smart!" the system said.

Yun Zhongfei was a little speechless, "This ...... What are you going to tell me to say?"

"It's so simple, it's good if you just praise me~" The system began its shameless journey.

"Shameless!"

Hearing Yun Zhongfei scolding himself, the system couldn't sit still, and threw it back with a word, "It's not that you learned it from the host, the Russian Yun. ”

", how do you remember that name!!" Hearing that his black history was picked up, Yun Zhongfei couldn't bear it anymore and panicked.

"The name is so coquettish and shameless that I still can't forget it. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"What are you doing, you are the first to drive and talk nonsense. ”

"No, no, no, when driving, you have to be serious, look ahead, you can't speak, otherwise if you are caught by the surveillance, you will be deducted points." ”

"I'm broken. ”

"I have nothing to say to you. ”

"I know that most people want you to be submissive in front of their masters. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

No longer arguing with the system, the system panel is opened:

Super Invincible Universe Big Bang Universe God Blocking and Killing Gods and Buddhas Blocking and Killing Buddhas in seconds is the system of conquering all things in the universe

Host: Flying in the clouds

Age: 16 years old

Height: 176 cm

Weight: 53 kg

Awakening abilities: Fire, Creation

Realm: Practicing Qi Transformation Essence (Level 3)

(The average of the following values is 100)

Strength: 96

Agility: 95

Intelligence: 125

Performance: 130

Mental power: 83

Exercise: "Water Soft Wood Ying" (soft like water, the first layer and the second level)

Conquest points: 350 points

"Alas, all of a sudden, he became a local tyrant, and life is so boring. Yun Zhongfei looked at the panel and shook his head and sighed.

"The young man didn't pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning. ”

"You usually pretend to be forced every day, so you're not afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"It's okay, I'm not panicking at all, I'm inside you, it's you anyway, it's not me. The system understated.

Yun Zhongfei: ????? and this kind of operation???? it's really sassy, wonderful~"

"Ah, what is this spiritual power?" Yun Zhongfei saw an option that he had never seen before.

"It's your spiritual power, the higher your spiritual power, the better your understanding, and at the same time, the higher your potential to cultivate illusions. The system explained simply and clearly.

"Then, why is my mental power so low??????" Yun Zhongfei was a little hard to believe that his spiritual power was only 83 points.

"Host, you are a traverser, and you must have been mentally damaged during the traversal, so it is not unreasonable for me to say that you are a brain-dead. The system smirked.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

Yun Zhongfei wanted to go back, but he didn't take care of it, "Alas, life!." ”

"Yo he, the tone of the speech is quite vicissitudes, what?

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"To !!" Yun Zhongfei's spirit was a little broken.

"A 10-point conquest point. The system said.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"System, you really don't miss the slightest opportunity to make money. Yun Zhongfei gritted his teeth.

"No way, a small business, you must use some brains, what's the matter? Do you want to smoke? I have everything here. The system said confidently.

"Everything?" Yun Zhongfei raised his eyebrows, "Are there any beautiful girls?"

System:......

"I'm a system, not a human trafficker, okay???? can you be realistic with the host??? and this kind of thing is illegal, I'll be arrested and squatted!!" The system is crazy.

"It's not that you say everything yourself, what qualifications do you have to say about me?" Yun Zhongfei pursed his lips and slammed back.

System:......

The system mentality collapsed.

This story tells us that we must leave a way back for ourselves in doing things, otherwise it is easy to lay a heel on the ground.

"There's not even a girl, your system is really not good, it's too rubbish. ”

System:......

"You're sitting on the couch outside with three pretty girls, you're coming here to find me???? you're sick!!! a finger appeared in the air, pointing out the door.

"Damn, what are you, system?" Yun Zhongfei wanted to touch that finger, but couldn't.

"This is called Dou Qi Finger, and it is a heaven-level fighting skill. The system said proudly.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"System, is your surname Xiao?"

"That's right, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!!!"

Yun Zhongfei said: "You're enough, do you have a ring? Are you a fiancée? Is your father the patriarch???? what are you pretending to be???? you're pretty arrogant." ”

System:......

"Besides, there are three girls on the sofa outside the door, what, can I do it???" Yun Zhongfei also pointed out the door.

"What's wrong? Is there a blood relationship, Shangbei !! it's fine, the system buys everything, hehe. The system smiled wickedly.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

Yun Zhongfei took out the phone and dialed the 01012390, "Hey, do you want to eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities? We have someone here, uh-huh, my address is ......*

There was a busy tone, "Hey, hey?" and there was no response on the other end of the phone.

"You're too ruthless, host, aren't you, just drive a car, as for it?"

Yun Zhongfei sneered, "Driving???? you're rolling over my face, you're not drag racing anymore, if this book is sealed, you're the culprit!!!"

Yun Zhongfei didn't give the system a chance to speak, and continued: "You be careful for me, it's cool to drive for a while, and the crematorium afterwards." ”

System:???????

"It's fine. The system seemed light, "Anyway, we are two in one, and we will burn you to death when we get to the crematorium." ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

, the system is too funny, my hard life.

"I want to pump you. "Flying in the clouds is really unbearable.

"What? Host, you like that kind of thing?????? it's unbelievable. ”

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"I suspect that you are driving and floating, but I have no basis to show the public, and let the wheel of the car stick to my face, and it hurts. ”

"Yo he, that's pretty good, what's the matter?, do you want to play the ancient style?" The system is still the same system, or the system that likes to drive.

"I don't want to pay attention to you. Yun Zhongfei's mentality exploded and he was speechless.

"What? Frightened by my domineering spirit?"

"Get out! I'm scared by your royal spirit. ”

System:......

"System, listen to my advice, if you are doing this, this book will be sealed sooner or later because of you. Yun Zhongfei said earnestly.

"Don't panic~ As long as we don't have a fair and honest attitude, it's not over if we engage in an underground party." ”

"Yo, good idea. ”

"Besides, quietly Mimi's engagement is exciting, let's play with the heartbeat, is the pursuit of excitement, and don't you also have a lot of fun, you look at the present, aren't we still at peace with each other, we have brains. "The system turns the volume down.

"Hey, don't say it, I'm kind of funny to hear you say that. Immediately, Yun Zhongfei turned on his mobile phone and tinkered with something.

"What are you doing, host??,Are you making a battle plan?You're so serious~"

"No, I'm looking for the customer service number of Zongheng Chinese.com, I want to report. ”

System:??????

"What's going on???? didn't you talk about a united front?" the system yelled, his tone slowly hard to believe.

"It's better for us to be more steady, you know the truth that you can move your whole body???? don't you know that there is an editor above the author? Yun Zhongfei's tone was solemn.

"The editor can't change the plot of the work, what's the use???" The system asked for some reason.

"Ahem, let me tell you, the editor is a god, the author is just a small person in charge of his subordinates, and the editor has a great recommendation!! you must not forget this. Yun Zhongfei's tone was serious.

"Damn, the editor is so awesome, I'm going to hug the editor's big thighs!!" The system is like a wall grass, which side is powerful.

Flying in the Clouds: ......

"The editors don't think they can look down on your little system, and they all have a bunch of authors, all of whom are currying favor with the editors, how old are you. ”

System:......

"I've decided that from today onwards, my idol will be the editor. "This moment of life in the system is full of hope.

"Cut. Yun Zhongfei sneered, "My idol has always been an editor, and it has never changed." ”

"It seems that we are quite unanimous in this view. "The system and the cloud fly in another place to unite the front.

"Shout out our slogans!!!!" the system roared!!!

Edit ...... Belch....... T !!!" system and Yun Zhongfei said in unison.

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The atmosphere was awkward.......

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"System, what else can we talk about? Yun Zhongfei lay on the bed.

"What's wrong with you, host, you actually took the initiative to chat with me????"

"Alas, the author said that he didn't want to code words, so let the two of us chat about the number of words, and I was also very bitter. Yun Zhongfei hurriedly covered his mouth, ", the author won't let me say it, what the hell did I do just now? it! I'm useless, system, my time may be running out." ”

"Host, are you stupid?" said the system angrily.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Your idol is a terrible editor, does the author dare to touch you? If you do, you go to the editor to complain, and the author's recommendation will be gone. ”

"yes. Yun Zhongfei suddenly woke up and cleared his throat, "Readers, let me tell you, this author lets me chat with the system all day long to get a word count, and one water is a ......."

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Author:...... I'm so hard......

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