Chapter 208: The Fat Man of the Liu Family
The little brother's body began to deform, just like inflating it, one arm was the first to break free from the cylindrical surface, and returned to the normal arm shape, then the feet, then the neck, then the torso, and finally the cylindrical head like the stone pillar, which gradually expanded and returned to a normal human form.
The little brother of the thief is a chubby boy, at least twice the size of ordinary people, and he can squeeze into the safe in this way like a ghost, which is simply frightening, and normal people will be scared to pee on the spot when they see it.
However, it is obviously not the first time that the little brother of the thief has done this kind of thing, and when he comes into the safe, there is also a leisure activity to move his neck, through the hole, to the boss outside to announce the good news, "Big brother, I'm in." ”
Liu, the eldest brother of the thief, shouted: "Go in, go in, and hand out the treasure inside." ”
Liu Er, the little brother of the thief, replied: "Okay, big brother, it's just that there is no light inside, it's so dark, the small one is a little unclear, can you throw me a flashlight in." ”
"Nonsense, there's a safe inside, you think you're going to KTV to sing, and you still want lights," Big Brother Liuer was very impatient, and took out a flashlight in his black handbag and threw it through the hole of the electric drill, "Here you go, fortunately, Lao Tzu has prepared several flashlights." ”
"Thank you, big brother, it's still big brother who thinks thoughtfully. Liu Er took the flashlight, familiarized himself with the handle in the dark environment, and found the flashlight switch.
Tick to tick,
The flashlight is turned on, and the pillar of light illuminates the inner wall of the safe in front of it.
Liu Da saw the light along the entrance of the cave, so he hurriedly put his eyes to the entrance of the cave, "You dead fat man, the entrance of the cave is blocked, let me see what valuable things are in the safe, quickly disperse, and take a look at other places." ”
Younger brother Liu Er: "Okay, big brother, wait a minute,"
Liu Er moved his position very obediently, but as soon as he turned sideways with a flashlight, he saw a young man with his back against the inner wall of the safe, his hands crossed his chest, and he looked at himself with a smile.
"Ah!!" Liu Er shouted in fright,
"What's the matter, Erfat, Erfat, What are you shouting!!Looking for death, didn't you keep quiet, do you want to wake up the other security guards, you nerd. Liu Da could hear the screams of his elder brother Liu Er through the thick alloy safe wall, and reprimanded him quite dissatisfiedly, "You hurry up and give me other places to irradiate the safe, do you hear it?" ”
"No, big brother, there are people inside," Liu Er lay at the entrance of the cave and shouted in fear: "There is nothing in this safe, only a living person, a young man is light here." ”
"What the hell, what are you talking nonsense?" Liu Da said: "Are you nervous again, how can a person be locked in a safe, and if you stay in it for a few hours, you will suffocate to death." ”
"Really, I didn't lie to you, big brother," Liu Er was half-lying, pulling the electric drill with his hand, and shouted with a crying voice outside the hole,
At night, there is nothing in the safe, there is only one living person, just looking at himself quietly, smiling, not talking, it's just creepy, the key is that the other party is still handsome, just like in the ghost story, every monster likes to transform into a handsome man and a beautiful woman to seduce the ignorant, and finally eat,
Liu Er looked at the smiling young man, he looked so handsome, he must be a monster with mana, and he couldn't resist the urge to urinate on the spot.
Big brother Liu shouted: "Do you want to swallow the treasure inside, idiot, I see that you are looking for death, I repeat, quickly pick up the flashlight for me, and then show me the contents of the safe!!"
"Big brother, I really didn't lie to you. Liu Er's face was bitter, the flashlight fell from his hand, rolling at the feet of the "monster", facing the big brother who was shouting outside, and in the end, the fear of the big brother seemed to be better than the fear of the monster.
Liu Er stretched out his hand tremblingly, picked up the flashlight that fell to the ground, and was always frightened, worried that the monster would suddenly attack him, but the monster kept looking at himself like this, and had no intention of attacking.
Liu Er breathed a sigh of relief, and when he got the flashlight, he was already sweating, and at the end, Liu Er also said to "Monster Lin Fan": "Thank you." ”
seems to be grateful that the other party didn't suddenly hurt himself,
Liu Er took a flashlight and said towards the entrance of the cave: "Big brother, I'll show you and you'll know, I really didn't lie to you, there is nothing in the safe, I can't find a single coin, except for a demon ......"
Liu Er originally wanted to say that there was a monster in the safe, but a pair of mountain monster eyes suddenly trembled all over, and the words behind him were swallowed back.
It's useless to say more,
Liu Er directly let out the view of the cave, picked up the flashlight and searched inside the safe, showing the space inside to the eldest brother Liu Da, "Big brother, you can see it, there is really nothing in the safe." ”
"No!!" Liu Da saw the general situation inside the safe, and immediately scolded, completely forgetting what he had warned just now not to speak too loudly, so as not to disturb the lazy security guards who were sleeping, "The boss of the Tianshu Group is sick, get a safe in the company, and then don't put anything in it?"
Liu shouted,
Liu Er was still frightened at the moment, and said tremblingly: "Big brother, don't be in a hurry to scold the Tianshu Group, you might as well find a way to help me get it out, the younger brother is still staying with a monster." ”
"What a monster! Where is the bullshit monster!" Liu Da was in a bad mood, "Lao Tzu is depressed enough, you idiot is still talking nonsense there,"
"I didn't. Liu Er's heart was bitter, the monster smiled, Liu Er stood in place and didn't dare to move, and with a sculpture, he barely squeezed out a smile towards the monster, "Big brother, you can't see the monster in that position, he stays in a dead corner, and he really wants to understand human language." ”
Whether it is that he can't understand human language, or that the monster has lost his mind, resulting in inability to understand human speech, Liu Er is not sure, he can only pray that it is the first reason.
"Are there really monsters?" asked Liu Da,
"Yes. ”
"Then you drag the youkai to a position where I can see it, and let me see. ”
"Ahh.....h
"How can I see if you don't drag it over. "If Liu Da hadn't said that his brother was serious, he wouldn't have bothered to care about what monsters or monsters didn't have.
It's just that I listened to Liu Er's constant chatter over there, so I wanted to see what the legendary monster looked like.
Liu Er's face was embarrassed, he turned his head with difficulty, facing the monster, and said, "That.,.... Mr. Youkai, could you please come over here.....? This place. ”
The monster on the other side can't understand human language,
But the eyes should be fine, so Liu Er pointed his fingers at the place and used body language to hint wildly,
Lin Fan felt that this little fat man was a little interesting, and moved in the direction of Liu Er's finger,
This was just a small step, and Liu Er was scared to retreat again and again, "Big brother, big brother, he came towards me, it's over, it's over, it must have been my actions just now that angered him,
Originally, everything was fine, but it's all your fault, big brother, it's all your fault for telling me to drag the monster over. Liu Er was so frightened that his feet were weak, he curled up in the corner, and said to himself: "I'm going to be eaten by monsters, I'm going to be eaten by monsters,
Big brother, hurry up, don't think about saving me, don't conflict with monsters, people say that the better the monster looks, the stronger the strength, this monster must be at the level of a demon god, you can't beat it......"
Liu Er held his head in both hands, not daring to look directly at the monster,
"Shut up, it's noisy. Liu Da shouted angrily, through the entrance of the cave, he saw the monster in the mouth of the old brother, and the monster opposite was also looking at him through the hole.
Liu Da looked serious and asked, "Little guy, who are you?" ”
Lin Fan saw the boss of the thief who had been talking outside, he looked exactly like the fat man in the safe, and he turned out to be twins, both fat,
Lin Fan deliberately suppressed his voice and said in a hoarse voice: "I..... Be...... Ghost...... I..... What a miserable death......"
"Ahh
In his mind, the king of monsters had a bloody mouth and blood flowing from his pupils.
Lin Fan shouted again: "I'm so hungry, the blood food that was freshly delivered to the door, as a price for disturbing me, I will eat you all." ”
Liu Er shouted: "Don't eat me, I'm fat, my skin is full of fat, and my blood is full of cholesterol, please don't eat me, if you want to eat, go eat Boss Wang of Tianshu Group,
That guy must have killed you, right?
This damn guy, he must have killed the kind Mr. Youkai, and then imprisoned him in the safe, the boss of the Tianshu Group is your enemy, please let me go, I will help you avenge you after Liu Er goes out,
oh
No
No, I, Liu Er, will definitely do my best to solve you, Mr. Youkai, and help you personally slash Boss Wang, bloodied the Tianshu Group, and let your soul in the sky be comforted......"
Liu Er said in his mouth, like rap,
Lin Fan didn't understand the general meaning, he just felt that the little fat man was about to be scared to death,
The little fat man was scared half to death,
The little fat man No. 2 outside doesn't change his face,
Liu Qi snorted: "Who are you scaring kid, who are you, why are you hiding in the safe alone!"
"People?"
Liu Er's ears moved, and he was very sensitive to what the boss said,
"What do you mean, big brother, you mean this guy is human?"
Liu Er asked in the safe, he finally dared to open his eyes, but he never had the courage to approach Mr. Youkai,
"Haha, I'm really a ghost. Lin Fan said: "Ghosts don't deceive people, otherwise they will go to eighteen layers of hell." ”
Liu Er nodded, "That makes sense." ”
Liu Da said: "Dead nerd, why can't you be smart, how can there be ghosts here, even if there are, they are also ownerless thoughts that are separated from the monks, and the thoughts mostly exist in the form of spirits, do you look at the guy like a ghost, like a spirit." ”
"Well? Liu Er tried hard to recall, it seemed that there was indeed such a statement, and when he was reminded by the eldest brother, he remembered that the little brother in front of him was so handsome, he really couldn't match the appearance of the spirit.
"You give me a beating up now, I suspect all the treasures in the safe are in this kid's hands. ”
Liu Daman's mind is full of jewelry,
He planned for so long, and finally found an opportunity to infiltrate the Tianshu Group in various ways, just to make a big deal and earn enough coffin books at one time, but the safe that he had worked so hard to open turned out to be empty.
Is this possible?
Is this possible?
Of course it can't be! Someone is definitely playing tricks, and the treasure in the safe is definitely hidden by the imp in front of him, it must be like this! That's right!
"Idiot, don't hurry up, you and the kid are in the safe, catch him for me, and beat him until he is willing to tell where the treasure is. Liu Da ordered, because the view was blocked by Lin Fan,
There is really a limit to what can be seen from the entrance of a cave, so Liu Da directly pointed his mouth at the entrance of the cave and shouted, "Idiot, did you hear it, ah?! ”
"Big brother, I don't dare, what if he is just a handsome ghost. Liu Er is still pretending to be an ostrich in the corner, although what the eldest brother said is very reasonable, the young man in front of him is very likely to be a normal person,
But there's no guarantee that the other party won't be a ghost or a monster.,Even if there's a slight possibility.,Can't take the risk.,
The eldest brother asked me to beat people, which is even more impossible,
I'm so spicy and fat, I can't beat it.
The eldest brother outside shouted louder and louder, Liu Er simply buried his face in the metal wall, and continued his plan to pretend to be an ostrich,
"Hey, nerd?!nerd!!Liu Er?"
"Why are you playing dead in there?"
Liu Da shouted angrily,
He was so angry that he even angrily stretched his arm through the hole to protest, but the alloy door of the safe was too thick, and Liu Da's arm did not exceed the thickness of the safe when he completely touched it, so he had to give up.
Liu Da looked at the entrance of the cave and shouted inside: "Boy, I don't care who you are, in short, since you bumped into our two brothers, don't explain the things in the safe clearly, don't think about leaving." ”
"What do I have to explain to you, and ....."
Lin Fan's voice stopped abruptly,
Liu Er, who was in the safe, secretly glanced at it and said in horror: "Big brother, that monster has disappeared, he is gone." ”
"Don't argue, they all say he's not a monster, he's just a person. ”
Liu Da himself has eyes to see, he saw with his own eyes that the boy disappeared under his nose, and the way of disappearing was very weird, like decomposition, a little bit of dust melted into the atmosphere,
Liu Da looked around,
Suddenly, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he saw that the disappeared young man appeared less than ten meters away from him, only a human head, and then in the rapid combination, half of his body also appeared, and finally a complete person,
Lin Fan's body has just finished using the shapeshift, and the joints are a little sore, and sure enough, overusing this move will cause a load on the body, even if his body has become extremely strong with the blessing of several skills, he can't support too many shapeshifts.
Lin Fan continued to finish his words, "And everyone is a monk of the mind, you don't think I'm afraid of you." ”
"What? Monk of Thoughts? Big brother, it turns out that the monster is not a monster, it is a monk of Mind. "As soon as the thief brother Liu Eryi saw the monster in the safe disappear, he immediately turned his body into rubber and squeezed out of the hole, and just halfway out, he heard the monster Lin Fan, who had already run outside, claiming to be a monk of thoughts.
The previous fear was immediately diminished a lot,
I didn't know what the identity of the boy was, and I thought it was a monster, but now I know that the other party is a monk of thoughts, so all kinds of weirdness can be explained clearly, the little fat man Liu Er is also a monk of thoughts after all, he can't take care of the god body that has not been completely squeezed out, so he said: "It turns out that you are a monk of thoughts, why are you deceiving me, is it funny to be scary." ”
Lin Fan smiled and didn't speak,
Liu Da, the other of the twins, had a bad face, "What about the Nianwu Monk, our two brothers are also Nianwu Monks, two to one, you won't think of me, I'm afraid you won't make it." ”
"What about two Confidant Monks, even if there are ten, I'm not afraid. "Lin Fan is a twin boss Liu Da bar,
"Idiot, ready to kill him. Liu Da is obviously a man of action, he immediately lifted his long sleeves, and looked ready to do it, "Get this guy down first, and then pry his mouth open and get our treasure back." ”
"Wait a minute, big brother, ahem, ahem, I feel a little wrong. At this time, Liu Er behind him spoke, "My body is stuck, there is something in the safe, and something grabbed my foot." ”
Liu Er said that his body has now become a very strange posture, and he has successfully poked out of the safe from his head to his waist, but the rest of his body is still in the safe, and it looks like half of his body is embedded in the door of the safe.
"What's going on? Don't mess with me. Liu Da said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you see it, are you about to open a fight, what are you kid doing?" ”
When it's time to do something, he drags his feet,
If it weren't for you being my own brother, I would have slapped him a long time ago, Liu Er, this guy must be pretending to be cowardly, every time he fights with other monk monks, he can see Liu Er looking for various reasons,
This time is certainly no exception,
Liu Da didn't even bother to go over to help, "Idiot, I'll give you three seconds, and if you play tricks on me again, I'll cut your body in half with a chainsaw, and then throw it into a glass bottle and confine it down!"
"So ruthless? Don't, big brother, I'm not joking with you, this time something really happened. Liu Er frantically defended, the thought of being locked up in a glass bottle, he felt that his life was gloomy,
But the eldest brother Liu Da was unmoved, his eyes were firmly fixed on Lin Fan,
Lin Fan has seen enough of the farce, he counts the time, he is almost leaving, if he doesn't leave, he may really not be able to leave the Tianshu Group, "No matter who you are, but I don't have time to spend time with you now, if I don't leave, I may not even be able to leave you." ”
"Heh, you're bluffing me," Liu Da responded,
"It's not me who bluffed you, you two brothers dare to come to the Tianshu Group to steal things, you should have done your homework, who is the force behind the Tianshu Group, I don't need to say more, if you don't leave, you will have to face not only me, but also other thought monks. ”
Lin Fan can see it, the irascible big brother among the twin brothers is more intelligent, not like the little fat man who is stuck in the safe, he must have a plan to do things, since he can investigate and know the safe hidden on the top floor of the Tianshu Group, he can naturally know the relationship between the Tianshu Group and the Special Investigation Department, not to mention that the twins are both Confidant Monks, and they may have been in contact with the Special Investigation Department a long time ago, and they know the power of the Special Investigation Department better than themselves.
Lin Fan didn't think about the conflict, not because he was worried that he wouldn't be able to fight, but because he was worried that fighting with the two Confidant Cultivators would expose what he had done to the Tianshu Group.
And, he believes, the other side is the same,
really
Liu Da hesitated, although he was clamoring to do something with Lin Fan, and he was really ready to do it just now, but when he heard Lin Fan talk about Tianshu Group, Liu Da thought of the special investigation department behind it,
As soon as I thought of the special investigation department, the figures of several strong men in the department immediately appeared in my mind, like a basin of cold water poured on the top of my head, my heart was cold, my heart was flustered, and the whole person calmed down.
Liu Da said: "Hmph, you can leave if you want, but you have to tell me where the banknotes are inside, otherwise our two brothers have spent so much effort and taken such a big risk to sneak in, and it is impossible for us to return empty-handed." ”
"Is it necessary to be so attached to what's inside? Lin Fan's heart complained,
It was the first time he had seen a monk who valued possessions so much.
But then again, the monk I met was actually just that, all of them were deceitful, and they didn't care about multiple strange twins, and people's attachment and money were people's business.
Lin Fan said calmly: "Nothing." ”
Liu Da frowned, "What do you mean? ”
Lin Fan subconsciously glanced at the time and said, "Tsk, it's just that there is nothing in the safe, I know that you two brothers don't believe it, after all, such a big safe is placed over there, and there is nothing in it,
However, that's the case, I also came to the contents of the safe, but when I used my ability to enter the safe, I only saw a box of air, and nothing else.
Just as I was about to leave, you two brothers came over and ....."
Speaking of this, Lin Fan stretched out his hand and shrugged his shoulders, with a look of "I know it's all said, what can I do, I'm also innocent",
Liu Da hesitated, as if weighing what Lin Fan said just now was worth believing.
"Time is running out, two of you, I'm ready to escape from Tianshu, there are people under my control in the security room of the Tianshu Group, and I can eliminate the evidence that we infiltrated the Tianshu Group tonight, but I am about to be unable to continue to control the security room, if I drag it on." ”
Seeing that the twin monks were still a little hesitant, Lin Fan decided to have a direct showdown, pointed to the four cameras in the four corners of the top floor, and said: "I saw those cameras, you are very lucky, just hit the day I decided to act, the eyes of the entire building were paralyzed, if you continue to drag on, your appearance will be filmed." ”