1022, mom is stupid

Li Xiang regretted it very much, he wondered if he had done something wrong, maybe he shouldn't admit that the man holding the baby and singing "Paper Short Love" on Douyin was himself! Even if he didn't deny it, he didn't admit it.

Because since he reposted that video, the next day, many messages and related videos appeared on Douyin, all of which were women holding a baby and coming to him to confess.

It's good to say that I recognize my brother, my age and temperament match, but there are people who recognize my father!

This is very excessive, Li Xiang thinks that he is still a child!

However, this is just what he thinks, and to determine whether he is a child or not, he has to ask Huang Youyi. Huang Youyi has the most say in this regard.

During this time, the action of holding the child to find Li Xiang to recognize his brother and father has formed a trend, which is popular on the Internet, and everyone acts spontaneously.

The most standard video is of a woman holding a baby and humming "Paper Short Love".

Gradually, however, the spontaneous actions of the network began to deviate.

First of all, little teenage girls began to appear with women holding babies. Some little girls who have a sister hug their sister, and those who don't have a sister hug a rag doll.

Then there is the humming music, which is no longer limited to "Paper Short Love", but covers all of Li Xiang's songs, and even sings "Tears in the Iron Window"! In this case, it is estimated that Li Xiang has entered the bureau.

After Dou Dou's teacher got out of kindergarten, he nervously called Li Xiang and told Li Xiang to go home quickly, because they were not nervous, because they had already gotten the news that someone was robbing their brother with them! And there were many people, this was what Teacher Xiaowen told them, and later, Xiaoyuzi's mother also told them.

As soon as she heard the news, Shi Shi quietly glanced at Xiao Yuzi, this little little girl had already started to rob her brother!

Li wanted to go home after class at school, Dou Dou was like a dog, smelled the breath, ran over as soon as possible, handed him his mother's mobile phone, and said that these people, these villains, wanted to snatch him!

Li Xiang took a look, it was Douyin, and he swiped through the videos, and the girls who sang with their babies in their arms were all meows. He even saw a little girl in it, probably as big as Dou Dou, holding a rag doll like a little adult, singing "Worm Flying" to the camera.

"Oh, it's annoying! ”

Li wanted to return the phone to Dou Dou, and he was very annoyed by this during this time.

Dou Dou took the phone and watched the video with great interest. She has learned how to use Douyin, and she has been very addicted lately, and she can hold it for a long time, and she will not play with her teacher, let alone take care of Don's kitten and dog, and of course, homework has also begun to cut corners, and she can mix it day by day.

"Don't stare at your phone, your eyes will break. Li Xiang reminded.

Dou Dou smiled and gave him a small fist, changing the subject: "You are a bad guy, you have found a lot of sisters outside!"

Dou Dou sent a soul torture to him, he couldn't take care of Sister Xiaotu and Little Master, why did he go outside to recognize so many spicy sisters, is there nothing to do when she is full?

Speaking of doing homework, Dou Dou was called over by Xiaoyuan's mother and called to the kitchen door.

In the kitchen, Li Chao was cooking dinner, helping Xiaoyuan and educating Dou Dou at the same time.

"You say, why didn't you do your homework yesterday?"

Dou Dou pointed at himself in shock: "Lun family, young lady?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan handed the chopped garlic to Li Chao and said to Dou Dou: "Of course it's you, don't you know that you didn't do your homework?"

Dou Dou said seriously, is it a mistake, is it a teacher duck, how can she, as the sister of the class leader, not do homework.

Xiang Xiaoyuan listened to what Teacher Xiaowen said when he picked up Master Dou from school.

"Are you really sure you did it?"

Dou Dou nodded and said with great firmness that she really did it.

Xiang Xiaoyuan stared at her for a while, and when she saw this little rabbit sister bravely looking at her, her heart began to waver, could it be that Teacher Xiaowen made a mistake?

"Then you go. ”

In the end, it was decided to let her go.

Dou Dou snorted arrogantly, turned around and walked away happily with a duck step.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, there was Xiaoyuan's mother's voice behind him.

"Give your mom's phone back. ”

Dou Dou looked down at the mobile phone he was holding, which was playing cat and mouse.

"Mom, shall I watch it for a while?" Dou Dou pleaded.

Xiang Xiaoyuan disagreed: "No, you have been watching it since school, how long have you been watching! Give it back to me." ”

Dou Dou didn't dare to disobey the orders of the adults, so he could only hand over his mobile phone reluctantly, and then he was reluctant to leave, sticking to Xiang Xiaoyuan's feet, and said, "Mom, the young lady and the teacher are going to have a birthday, can you buy me a mobile phone as a birthday gift?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "You still have two months to celebrate your birthday, it's early." ”

Dou Dou hurriedly said, it's not early, it's not early, buy it early, she will grow up early. Dare to love, if you don't buy her mobile phone, she won't be ready to continue to grow up.

Xiang Xiaoyuan didn't want to talk about this topic, and said, "Have you finished your homework today? ”

Dou Dou said unhappily: "Mom, you have to take care of the baby and do your homework, you rest and rest, let the elephant who has nothing to do work!"

This little friend, Balabala, had a meal of sweet words, and sounded very considerate of his mother.

Xiang Xiaoyuan was very happy to be coaxed by her, pinched her little face, and let her go.

Dou Dou's big eyes rolled, he held his mother's mobile phone again, and walked out of the kitchen with a duck, feeling that his mother was so coaxing and stupid.

With a sigh, she ran to the living room, climbed onto the couch, nestled in the doll, and continued to watch the cat and mouse with relish. This cartoon was recently discovered by her, and it is super good-looking, and she thinks it is better than the three little pigs.

After a while, the teacher rubbed silently beside her, his little head next to her shoulder, watching cartoons together.

The two little figures giggled from time to time, amused by the cat and the mouse.

During the meal, Li wanted to tell the two children.

"The bedtime story I told you, the little prince, is about to be published, didn't you take a photo with your brother to promote it? In a few days, my brother will go to the scene to sign the book for readers, do you want to participate in it?"

The teacher spoke enthusiastically, saying that she listened to the pigeons for everything.

I used to like my brother very much, but now I heard that many people want to rob it, and the sense of crisis is even stronger.

Of course, Dou Dou is no problem, and there are such good things, she likes to sign autographs, and she likes others to call her little sister.

She began to look forward to the scene at that time, and the teacher suddenly said, "Sister, you have to sign it." ”

Dou Dou said happily: "Signed, I signed 5, and I signed 5 more! 5 more signed! 5 more signed!"

Shi Shi was suddenly amused and giggled, and he didn't know what was funny, or maybe Dou Dou's words just got her laugh.

Li wanted to joke that Dou Dou would only have 5, so he heard Sister Xiaotu say proudly: "Sign 100! Sign 10,000!"

Fortunately, I know 100 and 10,000, and my little sister has grown a little.

"Dou Dou, can you write your name?"

There was a sudden silence in the restaurant, Dou Dou's vivid face was like stopping water in an instant, and the autumn wind blew two fallen leaves drifting by.

Everyone looked at the person who spoke, it was Xiao Li's father!

Xiao Li's father was a little stunned, and finally realized that he had said the wrong thing, and the little rabbit sister was unhappy.

Alas, no wonder his family status is on the low side, and there is a reason for this.

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