Chapter 38: Why Not Choose Water?
Hearing this, Wang Zimo looked the woman up and down.
She had a fair face, and under her eyebrows were eyes like autumn waves, and her long black braids were piled up, and if you looked closely, this person was a bright-toothed moth.
1.7 meters tall, white printed T-shirt on the upper body, denim shorts on the lower body, white legs, long and straight, and a pair of white canvas shoes printed with a five-pointed star at the feet.
This woman with good looks and figure, Wang Zimo silently gave a score of 90 in his heart.
The points that were deducted were still because there was only a pair of aces.
I'm sorry for A?
Wang Zimo secretly withdrew his gaze, stayed on her pretty face, pointed to himself and asked:
"You're asking me?"
Leng Xiyue's pretty face was slightly red, but she was still not to be outdone, stared at Wang Zimo directly, and said word by word:
"Yes handsome guy, may I ask you a question?"
Wang Zimo looked at the microphone in her hand, and understood that this was an interview on the street, and frowned:
"Just ask!"
"Excuse me, what do you think, Reba or Mi Mi, which one is good-looking?" Leng Xiyue raised the microphone and asked.
"Isn't there you in the options?" Wang Zimo said in surprise.
"Uh..."Leng Xiyue blushed and said in her heart.
"Handsome guy, is this to boast about yourself?"
"He really thinks I'm better looking than a star?"
"In front of so many audiences, how embarrassing is this, it's too embarrassing, it's really annoying?"
Barrage in the live broadcast room.
"Wow, it's really a handsome guy, my mother is going to fall in love. ”
"What a sangxin, is the handsome guy going to confess?"
"Yueyue, I hate you!"
......
Leng Xiyue paused for a moment and asked again, "That... Reba and I still have a big power, the three of us compare, who is the best-looking?"
Barrage.
"Leng Xiyue, you are too shameless, you really added your name. ”
"Ahhh I can't stand it anymore. ”
"Leng Xiyue, you are simply invincible, I can see that your cheekiness has surpassed the city wall. ”
"Why do I think she's thicker than the walls?"
"Little brother, don't praise her for being beautiful, as long as you don't praise her for being beautiful, I'm willing to be your girlfriend!"
"Want to eat a fart upstairs?"
After Leng Xiyue asked, she glanced at the live broadcast room, and the words in the barrage made her clench her silver teeth.
Why am I shameless?
Isn't that what the handsome guy asked me to add?
You, you are obviously jealous of the old lady's beauty like a flower.
Yes, it must be.
Leng Xiyue's thoughts turned around, in fact, in less than a second, she looked at Wang Zimo with anticipation on her face, expecting him to say: "You are more beautiful than the two of them, you are simply beautiful!"
At this time, you must be calm, you must be calm, the more bland the better, and reply with an expressionless face: "Isn't this a matter of course?"
This effect explodes when you think about it.
Outcome.
Wang Zimo said without hesitation: "Of course Reba is good-looking!"
"Uh..."
Leng Xiyue froze in place for a while, choked and speechless, her facial expression gradually condensed, her heart was extremely flustered, and then a wave of shame surged into her heart.
Do you want to praise me?
How did it come to this, who am I, and where am I?
Mom, I want to go home, this little brother is simply invincible.
Barrage in the live broadcast room.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"Give a thumbs up to the handsome guy, you finally said what our fans wanted!"
"You see, Leng Xiyue has an expression of eating, hey, I can't do it anymore, my stomach is going to laugh. ”
"Don't say anything, brush up the gifts!"
"Yes, yes, continue to let Leng Xiyue ask little brother, I haven't seen enough!"
Leng Xiyue glanced at the barrage, and her face trembled.
These guys, it's just hateful.
Why are other people's fans so friendly to the anchor, but their own fans wish the anchor was ugly.
O gods, send down to the lightning and kill them.
Leng Xiyue was full of drama in her heart, but she still came back to her senses quickly, whether it was the fans' requests or herself, she had to be so evil.
smiled and said, "Handsome guy, can I tell you a joke?"
Wang Zimo: "What kind of joke?"
Leng Xiyue: "It's just that there was a fool in the past, no matter what others asked him, he said no?"
"Have you ever heard the joke?"
Wang Zimo smiled: "Didn't you tell me before?"
Leng Xiyue was surprised: "When?
Wang Zimo just looked at her with a smile and didn't speak.
Leng Xiyue's face was a question mark.
I've only seen you for the first time, where am I going to talk about it?
Wait a minute.
This smile.
Oh my God, this little brother, it's too bad!
In the barrage:
"Hahaha, today contracted me a year's joke. ”
"The anchor's IQ is in arrears and needs to be recharged urgently. ”
"Flirting with others every day, being tricked against the routine, right?"
"Little brother, so handsome!"
"Although it's a courier brother, my mother wants it, you are not allowed to rob me, my little brother is mine. ”
Seeing her react, Wang Zimo looked embarrassed, and said with a smile:
"You've asked me both, can I ask you a question?"
Leng Xiyue snorted coldly: "Okay!" thought to herself: "Make me ugly, this time... Hmph!"
Wang Zimo spread his hands: "There are two glasses of water in the desert, one poison and one urine, which one will you choose?"
Leng Xiyue said calmly: "Of course it's urine." ”
Wang Zimo asked curiously: "Why?"
Leng Xiyue said as a matter of course:
"Don't you think drinking poison is going to poison people?"
"If you drink urine, you can still hold on until someone else saves you!" After speaking, Leng Xiyue was proud for a while, and she had an expression of coming to praise me.
Wang Zimo was surprised: "Then why don't you choose those two glasses of water?"
As soon as this remark came out.
Leng Xiyue froze in place.
At this time, it would be more appropriate to have a BGM.
In the barrage.
"Hahaha, no, I'm not going to do it anymore. ”
"Why don't you choose two glasses of water?"
"Drinking urine anchor, it's already a stone hammer!"
"I've already recorded it, and she has no way to quibble!"
"Little brother, you're going to amuse me to death, you're such a chicken thief. ”
"In other words, ask for the shadow area in Leng Xiyue's heart at this moment. ”
"Anchor, you are simply too showy, Tianxiu can't compare to you. ”
Leng Xiyue secretly glanced at the barrage, gritted her teeth in her heart, and looked at Wang Zimo's eyes, also full of annoyance.
At this time, Wang Zimo's mobile phone rang.
Wang Zimo took out his mobile phone and pressed the connect button.
"Uh-huh..."
"Okay, I'm here!"
quickly hung up the phone and smiled at Leng Xiyue: "I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I'll go first." ”
After speaking, Wang Zimo turned around and left, leaving Leng Xiyue alone in the wind.
At this time, Leng Xiyue reacted, and the camera pointed at Wang Zimo's back and mocked into the microphone:
"You people who have no conscience will mock me!"
"Handsome guy, if you can't talk like this, you must not be able to find a girlfriend, you must be a single dog!"
"Even if you barely find it, you must be ugly!"
"Don't believe it, you see, what a lonely back. ”
"How... uh..."
Barrage.
"Hahaha, anchor, you're so funny!"
"As soon as I finished speaking, I was slapped in the face, and I just wanted to ask, does your face hurt?"
"I've called an ambulance, and people are going to laugh. ”
"Anchor, you pay for my mobile phone, Coke is all sprayed!"
......
Leng Xiyue was messy again, and the whole person was not good.
What about the single dogs that are said to be good?
This is where the little goblin came out, daring to ruin the reputation of the old lady.
At this moment, Wang Zimo's right arm was being tightly hugged by a young girl full of youthful vitality.
Just by looking at the back, you can guess that the appearance is definitely not ugly.
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