Fat man: "Fan, you must help me this time." ”

Help?

How can this kind of thing help,

I really can't help, and I don't want to.

"I can't help you, maybe you can ask other classmates for help, I think Abai's kid is pretty good." ”

In the face of danger,

Salute first, then soldiers,

Lin Fan said this, the fist in his hand was already clenched, he didn't expect that the results after the special training would be applied to his friend,

Seven hundred combat power is not a joke, I hope the fat man can recognize the reality, understand the meaning of the words, and stop making any discordant deviant behaviors.

The fat man's emotions suddenly became excited: "Why don't you want to help me!" Fanzi, is it because you have a class leader, so you can't bear to watch your roommate be single!"

That's not how being single is solved.

Is it really like what is said on the Internet, once a male college student has been single for too long, he will extend his claws to his roommates.

Lin Fan shook his head like a rattle, and said: "It's precisely because my sexual orientation is normal that I can't help you, fat brother, please let go, there are many ways to get off the list, but don't take shortcuts!"

"What are you talking about? I'm just asking you to teach me how to chase my sister, why is it weird. The fat man put away Wall's arm and said with a confused expression.

"Are you sure you're a girl you like?"

Lin Fan breathed a sigh of relief, but still asked with some relief.

"Nonsense, or not. The fat man said angrily: "I met that girl on the Internet, she opened the black with me every day until late, and she spoke nicely, and she could see that the person was very gentle, and before I knew it, I found myself obsessed with her and wanted to confess."

But I know that there is a high probability that a direct confession will fail, so Brother Fan, no, Master Fan, you have been so prosperous recently, you must have a hand for pickle girls, please teach me a few tricks, this is related to my brother's lifelong event. ”

A misunderstanding.

After knowing the truth, Lin Fan escaped, but found that things seemed to be more tricky.

First of all, he must want to help with his brother's favor,

But he actually doesn't know what skills to pick up girls, and coaxing girls all rely on a face, how can there be any skills at all.

Lin Fan was in a dilemma and asked, "Did you meet that person online?"

The fat man nodded.

"Do you know her name?"

"I don't know. ”

"Have you seen her?"

"Nope. ”

"What does she do?"

"I don't know, the last time she opened the black, she said that she was a college student. ”

.....

"Hey, isn't this a typical online dating? ”

Lin Fan held on to the railing and looked into the distance, the situation was really complicated, the fat man didn't know anything about the other party's situation, he hadn't met, he hadn't even figured out the basic information, he opened his mouth and said that he liked the other party, it was just a mess.

"Fan Ye helps. The fat man shook Lin Fan's shoulder and begged.

"Oh, how can I say it, fat man, the Internet is true or false, the one who opened the black with you, you said that she had a sweet voice, maybe someone turned on the voice changer, even if it wasn't a voice changer, maybe someone was a grandmother in her fifties, have you ever considered this situation. ”

Rationally analyzing the situation, Lin Fan truthfully told the fat man about his concerns.

"No, she said she's a college student and she wouldn't lie to me. The fat man patted his chest and reassured.

Lin Fan shook his head and stopped answering.

People who are unilaterally addicted to love always unconsciously become licking dogs, and now it seems that this is the case with Peng.

Fat man: "Help me, Fanzi, teach me all the pickling skills you have learned, and I will help you wash the socks this semester." ”

alas

Today's wind is really noisy.

The breeze blows across the face, with a faint coolness, which is sobering.

Lin Fan also hoped that his friend would be sober and sober, calm and calm, he said: "Ah Peng, you have to recognize the reality and the Internet, online dating has no good results, do you think there will be any cute girls and female college students in reality who will often go all night with a stranger?"

Even if there is, it is a three-hundred-pound tank, lying on the seat, drinking happy water, eating potato chips, and the swimming ring on the stomach can't even cover the clothes!

Wake up, Peng, isn't the game fragrant? Isn't the anime movie fragrant? ”

The words are heartfelt and heart-wrenching,

But the fat man obviously didn't listen, and put his palm on Lin Fan's shoulder, and said, "In a word! ”

alas

Lin Fan was helpless, he couldn't help, he didn't want to help, he didn't want to watch his brother fall deeper and deeper on the road of online dating, so he could only look at the sky and say, "Look at the clouds in the sky, it's so white." ”

The fat man's hand increased a little more and said, "A school year's supper!"

Lin Fan still looked up at the sky and said indifferently: "Look at that sky, it's really blue." ”

The fat man's hands on Lin Fan's shoulders couldn't help but clasp together, and said, "Help you buy skins!"

Lin Fan was indifferent.

The fat man gritted his teeth, his expression was extremely painful, and said, "My hard drive is all for you!"

Lin Fan finally turned his head, patted the fat man's shoulder, and said with a smile: "The friendship between brothers is like the blue sky and white clouds, whenever I think of it, it is always refreshing, this favor, no matter what the result is, I will help." ”

It's not because the hard disk is not a hard disk.

It's just that I can't bear to see the fat brother being tortured for love,

And now in this situation, the fat man has completely sunk into the unknown online dating, and he can't listen to anyone's words, and the only way to solve it is to let the fat man meet the creature who doesn't know whether it's a man or a woman, and only in this way can the fat brother completely die.

Lin Fan: "Brother's favor, I will definitely help and take me to meet that woman." ”

It's quite horizontal, it's actually just a look at the fat man's friend list.

In the game, the avatar of the "female college student" who haunts the fat man is dim, and the picture is a certain anime beautiful girl.

scold

Very common routines.

"There's no other information than that, don't you even add the other party's Penguin? Lin Fan sat in front of the fat man's computer and rummaged through the information of the "woman", but it was impossible to find too much personal information in the game.

"I was worried that I would scare the other party if I took the initiative too much, so I never dared to ask for it. The fat man stood next to him and rubbed his little hands.

That look,

Lin Fan really wanted to shoot it and use it to blackmail the fat man in a few years.

"It's hard for me to do nothing. Lin Fan withdrew from the game and said: "If there is a penguin, you can also infer some information from your personal mood, in short, you first find a way to put more useful information from the other party's mouth." ”

"Won't this make Xiao Min think that I have bad intentions towards her? ”

Xiao Min is not the name of the fat man's online dating partner, but the other party's game has the word "Min", so the fat man calls each other like this.

"Alas, being in love is really overwhelming. ”

Lin Fan complained a few words in his heart, he didn't expect Wang Peng, a man who is more than one meter and eight years old, and even a ruthless person like Ye Zi'an, who dares to beat a rich man, would have such a timid moment.

But you can also see that,

When it comes to online dating, the fat man is serious.

No matter how good or bad things are, seeing that his brother is serious, Lin Fan also showed some enthusiasm and said, "Give me a little time, and I will let you catch up with that Xiao Min within three days." ”