Chapter 402: Tell Me to Tease You

I saw him bite the bullets one by one, and sprinkled ** on the wound continuously.

Lao J deliberately left a bullet in the chamber of the gun, because this bullet with the characteristics of the Tang family is still of great use at night.

After everything was done, Old J would pick up the lighter and press a flame in his hand to burst out.

Only then did J see his surroundings clearly.

Outside the parked farm vehicle, there were still a few chickens watching him.

Looking at the flames writhing in the air, Old J laughed wickedly.

"Tang Zhilin, Chen Ning, when the time comes, I must see your dog-eat-dog appearance. ”

After speaking, the flame was fiercely pasted on the wound covered with **.

In an instant, scattered fireworks lit up the farmhouse, and the smell of burnt pork wafted through the air.

"Suck ......" Old J gasped suddenly, and then the whole person was relieved.

The wound on the right side was all scorched, which not only helped him stop the bleeding, but also the pain.

After getting dressed on the bed, Lao J put away the bullet casings scattered on the ground, checked again, and found no traces left by Zhou.

Just as Old J was about to leave, his nose moved, and the smell of food came in from outside.

Originally, he didn't feel hungry, but as soon as the fragrance induced, not being hungry also became hungry.

Old J quietly walked out of the farmhouse, looked around and saw that there was no one, and then began to feel in the square.

He first came to the window at the back of the main house, and then watched an old man fall asleep in bed, and a table of food was set up in the courtyard.

The moment he saw the meal, Lao J only felt that his stomach was constantly ringing, and his saliva couldn't stop flowing out.

When he reached the courtyard, he saw the old woman take her apron down and say a few words to the child.

"I'm going to do the laundry, your grandfather is sleeping, you're playing in the yard, and it takes half an hour for your parents to arrive. ”

"You look at the food on the table, don't let the cats and dogs bite it, and you can't steal it. ”

The child looked three or four years old, with a big snot and a mouthful, staring at his grandmother with two pairs of big eyes.

"Do you understand, you child?" asked the old woman.

The child nodded.

Then the old woman got up and walked towards the backyard.

Old J looks at it, God is beautiful, if this meal is left for half an hour, it won't be cold.

Thinking of this, old J had a plan in his heart.

When there was only a child left in the yard, old J slowly touched it.

When the child sees someone coming, he opens his mouth and shouts.

Old J stepped forward and covered the child's mouth and said, "Don't scream, I'm here to play with you." ”

The child blinked, and he didn't scream when Old J let go.

Immediately, Lao J turned over a few heels in the yard, and the children who watched it were bright-eyed.

He looked at the time and said, "Do you want to learn?"

The child nodded.

"Then you have to know what my name is. ”

The child asked in a milky voice, "Your name is ...... What?"

The corners of Old J's mouth curled: "I told me to joke." ”

"You're kidding. The child repeated.

Old J shook his head and said, "I told you to joke, not me. ”

"Are you kidding?"

"No, no, you learn to read me, I ...... Joke. ”

The child learned from old J and said, "I'm kidding. ”

"Yes, what is my name on the other side?" asked J. Sr.

"I ...... Open...... Joke. ”

"By the way, you can stay for now. After saying that, Lao J sat on the table, lifted the hood, and feasted on it.

Seeing this, the child hurriedly shouted, "Grandma, someone eats our food." ”

"Who. Grandma's voice came from the backyard as she was about to wipe her hands.

Old J's eyes instantly became vicious, but his hands did not stop eating.

"Call me...... I'm kidding. The child wiped his snot and said.

"Hey, kid, take a good look. The old woman turned back and sat down at the laundry tub to wash her clothes.

Old J immediately relaxed and began to eat the food on the table unscrupulously.

Seeing that it took less than three minutes, a table was slowly eaten by Lao J.

The child shouted again, "Grandma, the food has run out." ”

"Who ate it?" asked Grandma.

"Call me kidding. ”

"Hey kid, I told you what you were doing today, where did you learn this. The old woman said as she dried her hands and got up and walked to the front yard.

After Lao J was full, he didn't stay here for a moment, got up and climbed over the wall with a bucket and ran directly into the mountains and forests.

The woman walked to the front yard and saw that the good table had been eaten, and she was speechless for a moment.

"Wake up, old man!" cried the old woman in the courtyard.

The old man's impatient voice came from the room.

"Do what?"

The old woman pointed to a table of dishes and said, "The dish I just fried has been stolen and eaten!"

"My grandson eats it when he eats it, where did the society get so many rules. The old man said impatiently.

The woman led the child into the house and saw the old man sitting upright on the table smoking a dry cigarette.

"How can such a young child eat a table of dishes, I think it's the ghost of that scoundrel Niu Er in the east of the village. ”

The old man took a slow puff of his cigarette, his eyes narrowed slightly, and said, "When will my son and daughter-in-law arrive?"

The old woman looked at what she said, but he didn't listen to what she said, and said angrily, "Half an hour." ”

After the old man stepped on the cigarette, he nodded and said, "Don't talk about it today, I'll be here in a while, let's go to his house for a while." ”

Hearing this, the old woman glanced at the old man from top to bottom and asked, "Usually let you go, you don't want to live or die, why are you so active this time?"

The old man just wanted to say something, but when he recalled the scene just now, he smiled and said, "I'm tired of watching you every day, and I want to go to the city to see other old ladies." ”

"I heard that every evening in the city, a group of old ladies dance in the square. ”

When the old woman heard this, she immediately said angrily: "Wang Chongsheng, the old lady has lived with you all her life, and she will be used as a cow to make a horse and give birth to a baby, and in the end you will tell me this." ”

"Okay, I'm going to go to you, and I'm not going to delay you from seeing any other women. As she spoke, the old woman sat down on the table and did not speak.

The old man hugged his grandson, smiled and said, "Baby, forget everything that happened just now, is it okay for grandpa to go to the city with you to have fun." ”

The child nodded as if he didn't understand, "Okay." ”

"All right, my eldest grandson. As he spoke, the old man picked up the paper and wiped the child's snot.

Looking at the mess of cups and plates on the table outside the window, the old man recalled which moment just now.

He woke up at the first sound of the child's call.

As soon as he turned his head, he heard the voice of his wife in the backyard.

Looking at the yard again, the man had a wolf's face and looked fiercely in the direction of the backyard.

At that moment, he remembered the time when he was young and hunted wolves in the mountains in the countryside, and the wolf looked back before he fled.

Same.

Since then, every month a hunter has disappeared into the forest, and in the end, he simply put down his shotgun and farmed honestly, so that he did not hide in the forest on the back mountain.

The old man couldn't stop shaking his hands and feet just thinking about it.

Fortunately, the thing was not a brute, and it left after eating.

If he didn't leave, he would rather fight for his life than save his wife and grandson.

Thinking of this, the old man looked at the shotgun hanging on the wall.

Although many years have passed, the old man has never really put down the gun.

From time to time, take it out and wipe it, and beat the wild geese returning from the south.