Chapter 317: Aren't You Men Yet?
Yang Xiaolei's words suddenly made Monk Huishen stunned.
Such a great dream!
Are you serious?
Monk Huishen lowered the number of Buddha and decided to ignore this goods.
This apprentice, he didn't recruit either.
"That's right, the old bald donkey is right, let's heal the wounds first!" Li Hongwen said: "However, Xiaolei's back is injured and he can't walk, so it's best to hug it flat!"
"I'll do it!" Wu Guowei, Stone and Fat Dun said at the same time.
"Don't!" Yang Xiaolei said suddenly.
Looking at the three of them, Yang Xiaolei said angrily: "I don't like men, they stink!"
Forehead...
"Brother Lei, I just finished taking a shower!" Fat Dun hurriedly said.
Yang Xiaolei rolled his eyes and said, "It's been three days since you absorbed the Ability Fruit, and your body doesn't stink?"
"Iā" Fat Dun was speechless.
He also lowered his head and sniffed, his body really didn't smell.
"I'd better come!" Hu Jingjing said in time.
"I'll come too. Xiao Xiao said.
"I... I..."Li Xian'er was very embarrassed.
However, she gritted her teeth and said, "I'm here to help, too." ā
"That's right!" Yang Xiaolei smiled.
"It's hard work for three wives!" Yang Xiaolei nodded with satisfaction.
"Hey, it's hard for the lady to grind tofu, wow!
Yang Xiaolei was very proud.
This bitter meat meter is worth it.
"Wait," he said, "Help me pull out my sword first!"
"Hey, it's also related to me!" Yang Xiaolei said self-deprecatingly.
Suddenly, Li Xian'er's face turned red.
The heart that had just calmed down jumped again.
Because, the scene just now resurfaced in front of me.
It's so embarrassing!
"Don't, don't pull it out, change someone, I'm afraid of you!"
Seeing that Li Xian'er was about to draw his sword, Yang Xiaolei hurriedly shouted.
I'm sorry!
It's not that I don't want you to pull it out, I really don't want to take another sword.
"I'm coming!" Hu Jingjing stretched out her hand, and pulled out her sword.
"Oops, sister-in-law's wife, you're too ruthless!" Yang Xiaolei exclaimed, pretending to be in pain.
Sure enough, Xiao Xiao and Li Xian'er both glared at each other.
However, the eyes of the three girls were paired, and they all immediately took it back.
Yang Xiaolei is like this, is it still troublesome?
No one is embarrassed to make trouble!
"Come on, come on, help me, I want to get up!" Yang Xiaolei beckoned.
He was also afraid that the three women were making trouble.
Hey, it's not a good thing that there are too many women.
This business is also a problem.
Think about it, your own woman is about to be able to play two tables of mahjong.
Go back to see a mahjong parlor, no need to recruit outsiders.
"Shall we hold you together?" Hu Jingjing was a little worried.
"No, just hold on to me! But, Xiao Xiao, you are behind my back, help me cover my wounds. ā
First touched Hu Jingjing and Li Xian'er's calves, then knees, then thighs, and finally waist.
Yang Xiaolei stood up little by little, and stood very hard.
However, when he tried to reach his chest, he hesitated.
Forget it, give up, there are too many people here.
I'm sorry!
Hands on the shoulders of Hu Jingjing and Li Xian'er, Yang Xiaolei touched it gently, with a satisfied look.
"Let's go, let's go back to my room!" Yang Xiaolei said with his head held high.
There was a glint of hope in his eyes.
"Hmm. The three girls agreed in a low voice together, and helped Yang Xiaolei to walk forward.
As for the front, there are brothers who have already opened the way.
This way, that's called a long one.
Yang Xiaolei's hand, that's called a smugness.
Brother below, it's better to have hands!
Lying on the bed, Yang Xiaolei looked at the dense crowd of people in the room and frowned.
"That's... Masters, look at the mess outside, why don't you go and arrange it, clean it up? ā
Yang Xiaolei looked at the five elders and squeezed his eyes.
"yes, yes, let's go together. ā
The five elders glanced at each other and nodded in agreement.
"You have a good rest!"
"Xiao Xiao, take care of Xiao Lei!"
"Jingjing, serve Xiaolei well!"
"Xian'er, accompany Xiao Lei well!"
After speaking, the fifth elder walked out.
Yang Xiaolei was secretly happy in his heart, these masters are very sensible.
He looked at the brothers again, these guys, why don't they have any energy in their eyes at all?
"Ahem, ahem... The five elders are so old, don't let the five elders get tired, a few of you, go out to help!"
"Anyway, you are here, and you are also a toad listening to thunder and staring dryly!"
Yang Xiaolei said angrily and began to drive people away.
"That, the fifth elder's health is very good, this little thing, they won't be tired, and they will command, I'd better stay and accompany Brother Lei." ā
Fat Dun thought for a while and said, "In case Brother Lei wants to eat and drink, I can get it for him." ā
Yang Xiaolei: "..."
Are you serious about this?
Thankfully, the stone struck.
"Smack..."
A slap on the back of the head.
"Listen to Brother Lei, go out, stupid, there are sisters-in-law here, do you still need you?"
The stone was pulled away for him.
The others held back laughter and took their leave.
Who wants to be a light bulb here!
Walking out the door, the group laughed.
"Brother Lei is awesome! Three big beauties, that's it. Wu Guowei let out a sigh of emotion.
"Well, this bitter trick is simply no one!" Shi Shangfei gave a thumbs up: "If I had Brother Lei's brain, I would have been a groom every night." ā
"It's just you, do you still want to be mother-in-law all over the country?" Gong Daqiang said angrily: "I'm sorry!
"You don't look in the mirror and see your image..."
Shi Shangfei blinked, looking unhappy!
He stiffened his neck and said, "Is this my fault? This is my parents' problem? I don't want to, I also want to be handsome over the Four Heavenly Kings and Chow Yun-fat, and more beautiful than Lin Zhiying." ā
"Even if you give me a pair of Tony Leung's electric eyes?"
"But, he doesn't allow it! I'm helpless!"
Shi Shangfei looked aggrieved, this is really not his fault.
"It's all right, brother, bread will be there, milk will be there, women will be there, it's a big deal to be ugly. ā
Liang Zilong patted him on the shoulder and said mysteriously: "Actually, I'll tell you a secret. ā
"What's the secret?" Shi Shangfei looked hopeful.
"Women, whether they are beautiful or ugly, turn off the lights, it's almost the same. Liang Zilong smiled cheaply.
Made a look that even a man understands.
Shi Shangfei thought about it very seriously and said, "Judging from my years of experience in bars, what you said is not right!"
"What's wrong?" Liang Zilong was stunned.
"Why should I tell you? Listen to you, you know that you are still a young man, and I will not discuss this subject with the little boys. ā
Shi Shangfei looked disgusted.
Liang Zilong: "..."
Stone: "..."
Fat Dun: "..."
Everyone looked at Shi Shangfei together: "..."
Shi Shangfei was surprised and his eyes widened.
"Wouldn't you, you're not men yet?"
"Oh my God!"
Everyone: "..."
"Beat him, beat him!" suddenly Fat Dun shouted.
"Yes, beat him!" shouted the crowd.
"Help..."