1000, you are embarrassed by my chief baby (1/2)
After being chased by the paparazzi, Xiang Xiaoyuan considered the safety of the little sisters and bought a phone watch for each of them, with a little fairy shape, the same style, and the same pink.
This phone watch is powerful:
Front and rear dual cameras, 12 million + 8 million cameras, you can not only take pictures!, but also support high-definition video calls!
Swimming-grade waterproof grade!Especially suitable for children who like to play in the water!Never worry about being drowned by Li Douzi's children.
When encountering flowers and plants and words that you don't know, you can know them with a sweep to help children grow up happily.
After this pair of villains learned how to use it, they were proud, and they suddenly had a watch and a mobile phone, and the grade instantly rose several levels, and they felt like an adult.
For Dou Dou, she has one more word to add, that is, "big man", I feel like a big man.
Finally like a serious commissioner baby!
She walked with a big goose step, swaying left and right in the house.
Xiang Xiaoyuan asked the two children: "Do you remember who each number corresponds to?"
The two sisters said that 1 is the mother, 2 is the father, 3 is the elephant, and the 4 teacher (Dou Dou).
You can basically see the family status of the members of Xiao Li's family.
Dou Dou suddenly thought of the lack of an aunt and asked, "Auntie?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan: "Why do you want my aunt's phone? Do you quarrel with her every day?"
Dou Dou pulled the baby fat and pouted, although he didn't agree with what his mother said, but it seemed that it would really be like this, so he asked instead: "What about Brother Dandan?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "Your Dandan brother said that he didn't want to talk to you on the phone, because you would only be angry with him." ”
Sinus: ╭(╯^╰)╮
The teacher said, "Ha, I have the phone number of Brother Dandan, it's 5." ”
Sinus: (???? ◣ω◢)????
Xiang Xiaoyuan said to Dou Dou with a smile: "Don't look at your mother like this, it's not that your mother refuses to set up your brother's phone number, but your brother Dandan's brother specially told me, don't let you contact him, if he has something, he will call the teacher's phone, you don't have to worry." ”
Dou Dou muttered, saying that Li Dan is a villain, she doesn't want a black egg phone yet, what a duck to be proud of~
She walked away arrogantly with her little hands behind her back, and saw Down's kitten passing in front of her, lifted her watch, shook it, and immediately made a female voice from the phone watch: "A cat, gender female, depending on the skin color, is a British short blue cat." ”
"Ha~"
Dou Dou didn't like this function of the phone watch, and immediately launched his smart little brain to correct the mistake of the phone watch: "Gender is not a mother, it's a girl! Are you stupid?"
The phone watch made a female voice again: "A face, looking at the shape, is a person, looking at the degree of development, it is a child, and looking at the fullness, it is a little fat person." ”
Sinus: (▼へ▼メ)
"Watch!, your whole family is a little chubby paper !!," Dou Dou said angrily.
The phone watch spoke again: "Look at the face, this child is angry, she has a bad temper, she needs to be educated well, if the adult is around, please implement it as soon as possible." ”
Dou Dou said angrily: "You are finished, you scold me!"
The arc watch said again: "Look at the face, this child is already super angry and about to lose control, it is recommended to calm her down as soon as possible in case of accidents." ”
"......" Dou Dou cried with a sad face, and said to Xiang Xiaoyuan pitifully: "Mom, watch bullying me." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan couldn't help but smile and said, "It's okay if you don't click on the recognition function, or don't look at the camera." ”
In order to identify whether the phone watch was specifically bullying her, Dou Dou shook the watch in front of the teacher, only to hear the annoying female voice say: "A little girl, looking at her temperament, is a little fairy." ”
Teacher: ヾ(???? ▽??) ノ(?????? `??) *???? *
Dou Dou: "......"
She shook it at Xiang Xiaoyuan again, only to hear the annoying female voice say: "A good-looking woman, judging by her appearance, is the mother of the little fairy." ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan: (?? ▽?? *)
Dou Dou's anger was accumulating, and he shook at Li Xiang again, it is better to say that it is an elephant, so that she can be mentally balanced.
"A mature male, very handsome...... Please wait. ”
"Clams?" Dou Dou heard this, thinking that the phone watch was going to scold Li Xiang, and couldn't help but gloat, muttering in a low voice: "Elephant, elephant, an elephant~~"
"After a quick identification, this is the universe's super invincible handsome guy, big singer, and great writer Li Xiang! ”
Sinus: ψ (*'ー??) ψ
You are embarrassed by my baby!
She angrily took off her watch and wanted to throw it on the ground, but after thinking about it, let's throw it on the sofa, hum!
Li Xiang is funny and helpless, and he can be angry with a watch, and there is no one left.
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Bihai.com, Editorial Department.
In the past few days, Wang Hao has been proud, and he walks floating.
Because of an interview article about Li Dou Dou Li Shishi, the number of views of his column soared, more than three hundred times as usual!
"Zhuo Wei, what are you busy with?" Wang Hao came to Zhuo Wei's side, caring about his new trump card.
Through an exclusive interview, Zhuo Wei not only got a manuscript fee, but also became a regular employee of Bihai.com, and finally ceased to be a wild paparazzi, and became an organized entertainment reporter.
"Boss, hehe, I'm looking for the next topic. Zhuo Wei said.
Wang Hao said: "Hey, what else do you want to find?" ”
Zhuowei: "???"
Wang Hao said: "You just stare at Li Xiang's twin sister wholeheartedly, this is your advantage, others don't have your connections, don't worry about anything else, someone else will do it." ”
Zhuo Wei: "......"
Wang Hao said excitedly: "Didn't you establish contact with Li Xiang's twin sister? Don't break it, keep in touch often, move around more, and bring some small gifts to see people if you have nothing to do." ”
Zhuo Wei said hesitantly: "Actually, boss, I want to develop in an all-round way, if I am limited to one field, it is not a good thing for my talent." ”
Wang Hao said: "What is the all-round development! You are now the trump card of our editorial team! Take advantage of the popularity of Master Dou Dou, hurry up and write another article!"
Zhuo Wei panicked in his heart, and wrote wool and wrote! If you force me like this, I can only make it up blindly, but making it up will annoy Li Xiang, and Lao Tzu will not be able to eat and walk around when the time comes.
"Li wants to live in Shengjing, and I'm in Yuezhou, so it's not easy to visit the door. Zhuo Wei politely refused.
Wang Hao patted him on the shoulder and said generously: "Hey, it turns out that you are worried about this, don't worry, if you want to go to Shengjing, you can do it at any time, I will allow you 10 times a month, round-trip air tickets and accommodation companies are covered, or you will go today? ”
Zhuo Wei was flustered, how dare he run to find Li Xiang's little sister now, if he was not killed by Li Xiang, he would also be driven out by the security guards.
"That, boss, the interview can't come out all at once, the audience will lose its freshness, slow down, and talk about it later. ”
As long as he seizes this time and makes achievements in other fields, Brother Wang will not always stare at the fact that he has a connection with Master Dou Dou.
However, Wang Hao recruited him in order to establish a connection with Li Xiang, if he didn't do this, what else would he do.
"Oh, Zhuo Wei, you are still too young, now everyone is very interested in Master Dou Dou, there is a lot of content to write, such as their learning situation, whether their academic performance is good, how good they are in kindergarten, and Li Xiang's fairy tale book! You strive to write an interview around that fairy tale ......"
Zhuo Wei listened to MMP in his heart, this is to kill Lao Tzu, you can't hide Li Xiang, you still let Lao Tzu rush to him??!! now Li Xiang must want to knock Lao Tzu out with a stick!
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